Tales from the Freak Bar..3

wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:( Where’s Albert when you need him........ I see early potty training trauma that needs resolving among the gentlemen :p



Bubba.... some hot lemon tea please, I\'ll take it by the 12 foot Yule tree, sitting on couch and pulling a warm throw around me........humming \"silver bells\":beer:
 
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Roger Bunting

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There wasn\'t that much tension really. Some of them were okay people. They didn\'t seem to know anything about cleanliness though. There were always flies buzzing aroun in their kitchen.

One of the women from that flat answered the phone in the hallway. I was expecting a friend to phone who was in Hull visiting another frined of his who lived there. This woman apparently said she\'d find me, just stepped on the spot a few times and then told my friend I had already left for the pub. This was early on in the first year. She didn\'t even know who I was. I was a bit miffed but Janet, who was from my flat, was annoyed enough for me. She had a word with her. Incidentallly, Janet had a great surname for a painter, Vinci.
 
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Bubba

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Ms. Pony, would you mind if I joined you over on that couch? The fire looks terribly inviting. Very cold today with intermittent power.

If I can keep the blender running, we should have frozen drinks for the next few days.
 
JesterzUSMC

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
OMFG!!:cussing::cussing::cussing:

I need a beer:drunk:!!

Stupid people are proliferating all around, everytime I leave the house I see them EVERYWHERE!!:mad::mad::mad:

I went 2 blocks down the road, and slowed to a stop while 2 idiots slammed on their brakes and (wonder of all wonders) skidded on the ice into each other!:cussing::cussing:

I got out to make sure everyone was fine, and the guy that slammed on his brakes in front of me, turned and started shouting that it was MY FAULT??????
His logic was that I was coming up on his bumper so fast that he was so worried about me that HE FORGOT to stop!!

How is his crap driving MY FAULT??????
The other guy apologized and shook my hand, thanked me for checking on the parties involved and SOCKED THE OTHER GUY!lollollollollollollol
I left.
Stupid people. I am going to move to the himalayas, I here it\'s getting warmer there.:]
 
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uberdark

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i\'ll have some peppermint schnapps in a room of men all watching the wizard of oz while liza minnelli serenades us with her musical lymrics .......while eating raw meat and showing off my beer belly....... cause thats how manly i am....

i can do all of that and am still a hairy ol\' codger ......

lol
 
lizcam

lizcam

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I\'ll have a pitcher of fru fru drinks with an umbrella near a baseball team on a warm island somewhere because as a girl I can have the part of the team that looks at Ubie like he\'s some kind of disease. :D
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:D Sharing the Holiday spirits with Bubba and Jesterz, I don’t envy you guys living places that get snow and ice. I can barely tolerate the cold of SoCal.

But come sit with me gentlemen and watch the fire in the fireplace jump and snap. The Tree is a blaze with colored lights and notice the special tree topper..... it’s a Mop Boy cherub with wings and a glittery bucket & mop.:innocent:
 
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uberdark

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Originally posted by lizcam
I\'ll have a pitcher of fru fru drinks with an umbrella near a baseball team on a warm island somewhere because as a girl I can have the part of the team that looks at Ubie like he\'s some kind of disease. :D
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I\'M A DISEASE!!!!!!!!

but liz i thought i was *sniffs* special.... dont you remember the sherpas and that yak butter sculpture i made for you......

if you have lost that lovin\' feelin\' then i guess i will have to start eating regular butter instead of yak butter.

please dont make me do it.

*sniffs*

OOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!! BOO HOO LIZ I PINE FOR YOU!!!!!!!

lol
 
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Roger Bunting

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I\'ve set up the snow machines outside to make it look like a proper winter.

I\'ll be needing a suitably non alcoholic winter drink, please.

EDIT: I\'ve just been reading some news stuff on teletext. One of the headlines caught my eye and may be of interest here.

\"Bannerman arrested after pup row.\"
 
lizcam

lizcam

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Originally posted by uberdark
Originally posted by lizcam
I\'ll have a pitcher of fru fru drinks with an umbrella near a baseball team on a warm island somewhere because as a girl I can have the part of the team that looks at Ubie like he\'s some kind of disease. :D
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I\'M A DISEASE!!!!!!!!

but liz i thought i was *sniffs* special.... dont you remember the sherpas and that yak butter sculpture i made for you......

if you have lost that lovin\' feelin\' then i guess i will have to start eating regular butter instead of yak butter.

please dont make me do it.

*sniffs*

OOOOOOOOOOH!!!!!!!! BOO HOO LIZ I PINE FOR YOU!!!!!!!

lol
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You make my heart flutter Ubie. Come have a drink with me!
 
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Highbulp Billy

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Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
I was so hoping you were going to say have a drink ON me...:D
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Wet T-shirt contests and body-shots are Friday and Saturday nights. This week it\'s the semi-final between me and Uber ;)
 
JesterzUSMC

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
I didn\'t say I was doing it, just asking if you\'d like that...and since when is drinking off of a gal considered insulting?
 
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