Highbulp Billy
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I guess that depends on what you\'re drinking, I don\'t think coffee would go down to well.
Tales from the Freak Bar..3
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JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
Hot coffee no...they squirm too much, cold coffee, no they squirm too much, so yeah, Coffee = NO!
But a navel shot?
Or a slippery/buttery nipple?
But a navel shot?
Or a slippery/buttery nipple?
Torn blue sky
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Good luck man lol
fieldarchy
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Yeah Body Shots are fun!
Torn blue sky
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Not before the shots psssht!
Line em up soldier, by the left!
Line em up soldier, by the left!
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
mmmmm...I\'ll definately have to take you up on that offer!
Torn blue sky
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How do you know there isn\'t a troupe of Ladyboys waiting for you down there? lol 666 is tooo close to hell for my liking, but by all means... :twisted:
Highbulp Billy
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Don\'t you know nothing intimidates a Marine?
So I was laying in the hpspital with frostbite and the guy next to me is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse\", he mumbles, from behind the mask. \"Are my testicles black?\"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, \"I don\'t know, Sir. I\'m only here to wash your upper body and feet.\"
He struggles to ask again, \"Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?\"
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, There\'s nothing wrong with them, Sir!\"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, \"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen
very, very closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
Nurse\", he mumbles, from behind the mask. \"Are my testicles black?\"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, \"I don\'t know, Sir. I\'m only here to wash your upper body and feet.\"
He struggles to ask again, \"Nurse, please check. Are my testicles black?\"
Concerned that he may elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles in the other. Then, she takes a close look and says, There\'s nothing wrong with them, Sir!\"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly, \"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen
very, very closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k?
Roger Bunting
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Very amusing, Bubba.
EDIT: Just noticed Wen\'s here. Hi Wen!
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EDIT: Just noticed Wen\'s here. Hi Wen!
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Hello Roger 
I was just checking in to see how everyone is today. Brrr, Bubba, can I have some hot coffee? Just a small one, because there is no way I am going into the alley this morning to \"take care of business\"! I\'d freeze my tail off! You men have no idea how lucky you are!
I was just checking in to see how everyone is today. Brrr, Bubba, can I have some hot coffee? Just a small one, because there is no way I am going into the alley this morning to \"take care of business\"! I\'d freeze my tail off! You men have no idea how lucky you are!
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
Yes writing our name in snow is a bonus, not having to expose more than the equipment being used, that\'s just plain nice!
I\'ve always been a little jealous of the \"get out of the shower, throw on some clothes and head out the door\" versus the \"okay, some lotion so my skin is smooth and soft, blow dry the hair, some makeup (admittedly I only use mascara, so it\'s not arduous), try to FIND some clothes that I am in the mood to wear and now, 45 - 60 minutes later, I\'m out the door. Now, I can do all this in 30, but that\'s my emergency time.
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
Yeah, we get the three S\'s in 20 mniutes or less, usually 10-15min. Personally, I wear jeans, always. So my clothing selection is which shirt....and whether I wear tennies or boots, I have 3 pairs of each.
I usually go with my cowboys.
And as long a the shirt has no holes, it stays in the closet, once it has a hole, it goes in the drawer, and I only wear drawer shirt \'round the house.
I usually go with my cowboys.
And as long a the shirt has no holes, it stays in the closet, once it has a hole, it goes in the drawer, and I only wear drawer shirt \'round the house.
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
You ever see a marine WITHOUT a tucked shirt? Besides if I didn\'t tuck, no one\'d see mah belt buckle, and I\'d have less compliments on my posterior pocket placement.
I\'m 6\'4\" 217-223 lbs. I have less than 8% body fat, and I bench around 300lbs.
I\'m hot enough that foo-foos flock around me, but too smart to like clueless tarts.
So now you know the curse, anyone got a cure?
I\'m 6\'4\" 217-223 lbs. I have less than 8% body fat, and I bench around 300lbs.
I\'m hot enough that foo-foos flock around me, but too smart to like clueless tarts.
So now you know the curse, anyone got a cure?
Torn blue sky
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What f**king cure? lol you got it made!
