Tales from the Freak Bar..3

[uberdark]

all the wild woodland creatures go running down the hallway screaming for their lives as uber is seen wearing his \"300\" mopboy outfit chasing them with his sword and spoon. he screams his battlecry as he chases them out of the freak bar. and into the mancave

muwahahaha......

 

[JesterzUSMC]

First trip done. I\'m at the hotel so I thought I\'d stop in at the \"Bar\".

Went better than I expected.
out of 18 expected clients we had 34.
Of those 26 are now signed.
YAY!!
I added $136 to my monthly paycheck!!
12 direct and 14 affiliated.

I didn\'t bring any painting stuff, but Ms.Pony told me to check in.

I\'ll be home tomorrow for a day or so then I\'m off to Southern IL.

Expecting 17 people to show up.
I\'m going to go eat and maybe get a few beers.
Cheers!

 

[Roger Bunting]

See, you just couldn\'t stay away.

@TBS. I wasn\'t supposed to be doing archery that day. I was supposed to be starting Judo. However, I was put on this minibus and ended up at the archery lesson. I thought I may as well have a go. I enjoyed it, although they didn\'t have the arm protector thing for me, as they obviously had one more person there than expected. Just as well they had a bow otherwise I\'d have just been standing there throwiung the arrows.

 

[Torn blue sky]

lol class! I had all the kit, just didn\'t get all the weights and stuff... yeah it was fun though, i\'d deffo do it again!
I always wanted to do Ti-kwondo with my other mates but ended up in karate with others lol Cest la vie!

Ninjitsu would just rock though... Ever get to do anything like that eventually?

 

[Roger Bunting]

Didn\'t you see me in that ninja parade? Oh that\'s right, I was too good to be spotted.

EDIT: Weights and stuff? You mean things like draw strength, such as 30lbs and the like? We just had your basic pratice recursive bows. Didn\'t have to learn any technical stuff on that lesson.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Ah no i didn\'t! You\'re a real pro!

Yeah all the weights that hang off that daft boom and guage the wire and all that pish. Prolly no wonder I was so shite at it... I did have bracers though, so least I looked the part lol

 

[uberdark]

jester: what is it you exactly do? are you an army recruiter?

 

[Roger Bunting]

Oh, you had a fancy-shmancy bow did you? The one I used didn\'t have all those gubbins.

 

[Torn blue sky]

I wish it wasn\'t a fancy schmancy bow Rodger! lol I\'d be happy with a bit of wood and some string!

And yeah, what exactly are you doing Jesterz! ... With all those people...

More to the point what are you doing here??? Bugger off! lol

 

[fieldarchy]

Booking the Freak Bar?

So uhhh TBS and I are apparently getting married so he can be my house husband. How do I book the freak bar for a bachelorette party? Oh I also need a cake that Vikey can jump out of baked . . . is that a problem? Of course all the ladies are invited and bring lots of dollars to stuff in Vikey\'s lime green banana hammock LOL

 

[Roger Bunting]

You can also book Billy to be your flower girl.

 

[Torn blue sky]

He\'d make a lovely flower girl! All the blokes on the forum need to be fitted too, can\'t have just one best man, they\'re all top blokes. Theres going to be a cage match to see who gets to do the speech...at the wedding.

Stag night will be in the mancave!

 

[spazzy]

I do lots of cakes for parties and such. I\'d be willing to take care of that. Only concern is exactly how many batches of cake am I going to have to make??

BTW, I thought the little rubber band and fabric patch that Vikey wore was a leapard print. Did it turn green? and how?! ossessed:???

 

[Toilet Beard]

Arr the only rubber band an\' patch I be wearin\' goes over me eye. An\' I don\'t be meanin\' me japs eye neither!!!

 

[spazzy]

ooookay... that\'s a nice peg leg you got yourself there....

 

[Torn blue sky]

Ohhhh he\'s all about the pegging. All at sea and all that...

I\'ma step away from the bar now, there\'s a seat over here lol

 

[Ogrebane]

So whose the current mop boy and how many pics am I behind by.

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Ogrebane
So whose the current mop boy and how many pics am I behind by.

Ogrebane! I\'ve missed you!

Lord only knows (I think undave) and tons!

I\'m still in my mop girl outfit becaue when I took a poll to see what I should change into they said to have you draw me up something pretty and you haven\'t been around to ask. If I ask really nice and wink a bit do you think you can whip me up something new?

 

[Torn blue sky]

And myself and fieldarchy are getting hitched lol. I\'m bound for cooking , cleaning (but most importantly) cartoons!

Aside from that, How ye been OB?! Good I hope, have one of these on me! :beer:

 

[Roger Bunting]

I was the mopboy before Undave, and may have been the longest serving one, too.

Also, Toiletbeard is Undave\'s other personality.