Tales from the Freak Bar..3

[spazzy]

seek help.

soon.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Originally posted by spazzy
Oh my!

Hubby\'s bow has a 90 lb draw on it. I can\'t pull it all the way to my left shoulder. The kids in his hunters ed classes all have a good time trying to see if anybody can draw it. He has to be really careful where he practices and what he uses for a target, though. He\'s lost arrows in the sides of the barn before. I bought him a self healing target block, but the arrows still get wedged in pretty tight there.

Well yeah I imagine 90lbs of force behind a sleek projectile is gonna do a lot of damage! lol
I\'d wanna give it a shot just to see if I could, then feel proud of myself I bested all those kids! lol Sweet

 

[Modderrhu]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
Well yeah I imagine 90lbs of force behind a sleek projectile is gonna do a lot of damage! lol

LMAO! TBS, man, you really need to rephrase that! lol

 

[Highbulp Billy]

He\'s just showing off again - it\'s always about the size of his weapon

Right, I need several beers right now - I\'ve got a meeting with Directors looming and I need to numb my brain down to their level to avoid killing myself when I have to listen to them. :drunk:

 

[Torn blue sky]

Originally posted by Modderrhu

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
Well yeah I imagine 90lbs of force behind a sleek projectile is gonna do a lot of damage! lol

LMAO! TBS, man, you really need to rephrase that! lol

Orrr do I? lol

 

[squig hunter]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
Orrr do I? lol

Yes, definatelylol

 

[Torn blue sky]

I stand by my statement! lol!

It doesn\'t matter what you\'re thinking about it\'s still so true! ... And it makes me chuckle lol

 

[Undave]

A gorillas willy is only 2 inches long, but it\'s not the size of the nail that matters it\'s the hammer that drives it in

 

[spazzy]

uh-huh...so just how does one go about measuring a gorillas willy?

No, actually, please don\'t tell me. :wow:

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by spazzy
uh-huh...so just how does one go about measuring a gorillas willy?

No, actually, please don\'t tell me. :wow:

lol I know

 

[mud duck]

AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!
More information then I needed to know!
Mental floss! My kingdom for some mental floss!

Let\'s see \"Michelle\" by the Beatles, where did I put that record?

 

[Undave]

Originally posted by spazzy
uh-huh...so just how does one go about measuring a gorillas willy?

Very, very carefully lol

 

[Torn blue sky]

This sounds like a man that\'s had prior experience! He earned that Pith Helmet by GOD , did he! lol

 

[Undave]

No that was a different helmet... my shiny purple one.




I\'m so proud of it I polish it every day...

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Undave
No that was a different helmet... my shiny purple one.




I\'m so proud of it I polish it every day...

:twisted: wouldn\'t need a helping hand now would youlol

 

[lizcam]

:wow: Wow. I thought I was bad.

 

[Ogrebane]

So Liz whats the new outfit you want or will you do a pole. Hmm on second thoughts I\'d better rephrase that before WP reads this.

Will you ask for ideas.

 

[Modderrhu]

Originally posted by spazzy
uh-huh...so just how does one go about measuring a gorillas willy?

Well, first you go about measuring the size of Megatron\'s ... uhh ... right you are, no more explanation.. But you surely can\'t ask the gorilla girls, since girls always lie about that sort of thing.

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by Modderrhu

Originally posted by spazzy
uh-huh...so just how does one go about measuring a gorillas willy?

Well, first you go about measuring the size of Megatron\'s ... uhh ... right you are, no more explanation.. But you surely can\'t ask the gorilla girls, since girls always lie about that sort of thing.

No it\'s Guys that lie, girls are always polite to a guy\'s face. lol

 

[Torn blue sky]

True DR.

What we have learned here , however, is that the phrase \"Hung like a gorilla\" should be avoided. But use it if you REALLY want to confuse a woman lol