Tales from the Freak Bar..3

fieldarchy

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Originally posted by wiccanpony
:D Liz!....... hot off the grill


warning gift wrapped nekked male, for Ladie\'s eyes only:twisted:


http://www.hasslefreeminiatures.co.uk/pack.php?pack=996

That definitely is a birthday suit! :D
 

Modderrhu

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Originally posted by fieldarchy
Eh . . . after about five minutes they get a little boring
*blank stare*
*blink*
Uh-huh. I was talking about tits. No, not birds, breasts. Yes birds, but bird breasts. No, not bird, bird, you know, wingy-flappy thingys, but girl tits. Wait... that\'s still not right... breasts. Female breasts. Yep, those things! No, not female breasts, female\'S breasts. Yes, breasts must be female thingys, but... oh, you know full well what I mean, and them things are not boring!

*thinking he might\'ve just made a tit of himself*
Originally posted by fieldarchy
. . . unless you have someone to help you play with them ;)
*blank stare*
*blink*
Hell yeah!
 

fieldarchy

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Seriously, there\'s only so much fun you can have with them on your own. It\'s more fun with you have a playmate . . . they can do things that you can\'t . . .

Bubba, how bout a beer now? And a red headed slut would be good.

<looks around at the guys> I mean the drink!
 

Sand Rat

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Sure you did.

Round for the house - got somewhat good news yesterday - now just got to wait for the rest of it to play out over the next week or so.
 

lizcam

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Originally posted by wiccanpony
:D Liz!....... hot off the grill


warning gift wrapped nekked male, for Ladie\'s eyes only:twisted:


http://www.hasslefreeminiatures.co.uk/pack.php?pack=996

Woo Hooo!!! My little Bow Boy! on the way! Wish I could afford more but I have big plans in future and need to pinch pennies a bit. I May get another if mt next check warrents it. Thanks Donna!
 

lizcam

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Originally posted by fieldarchy
Seriously, there\'s only so much fun you can have with them on your own. It\'s more fun with you have a playmate . . . they can do things that you can\'t . . .

Bubba, how bout a beer now? And a red headed slut would be good.

<looks around at the guys> I mean the drink!

They\'re fun but it is true that a playmate helps. Something about the anticipation and uncertainty and all. Hmmm......I think I may take a trip to the basement. Anyone want to join me?
 

fieldarchy

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Originally posted by lizcam
Originally posted by wiccanpony
:D Liz!....... hot off the grill


warning gift wrapped nekked male, for Ladie\'s eyes only:twisted:


http://www.hasslefreeminiatures.co.uk/pack.php?pack=996

Woo Hooo!!! My little Bow Boy! on the way! Wish I could afford more but I have big plans in future and need to pinch pennies a bit. I May get another if mt next check warrents it. Thanks Donna!

Considering the topic at hand I totally read the bolded word wrong!
 

fieldarchy

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:cool: You know it baby!

Well when you\'ve gone without it for so long there\'s a point you reach where you long for it again and it\'s all you ever think about.
 

Bubba

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Originally posted by fieldarchy
:cool: You know it baby!

Well when you\'ve gone without it for so long there\'s a point you reach where you long for it again and it\'s all you ever think about.
Just so I\'m sure what we are discussing:
Are we talking about you going without a mind or are we talking about where your tracks go?
:beer:
 

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
I think she means know one has visited her temple in awhile. You know, climbed up between the pillars and prayed? Gotten down on hands and knees and said his devotions?
Spread the sacred curtains and tasted the the sweet purity of....ahem...sorry, thinking of Meg and I rambled...oops!:D
 

squig hunter

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Originally posted by fieldarchy
Originally posted by Modderrhu
Originally posted by Undave
:eek: WOW! Look at mah sexey bodeh!!! lol
Man, I envy you. If I had tits like that, I\'d never leave the house. :innocent:

Eh . . . after about five minutes they get a little boring . . . unless you have someone to help you play with them ;)


Looking for voulenteers?:twisted::eek:

Squig
 

lizcam

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Bubba, I just covered a perfectly good mini in resin the color os either whiskeyor a pregnant womans urine sample. I need a drink. Just keep away from anything yellow-ish please.

For all of you who want a good laugh see this thread http://www.coolminiornot.com/forums/viewthread.php?tid=24601

Let the pee puns roll! :( :|~ :no:
 

lizcam

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Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Oh Liz. I think you need a hug. I think that shopkeeper hasn\'t actually seen clean water before.

Actually Raoger, I could. The thing is so bad it\'s almost comical. My son wants to keep it! Oh well, Live and learn. I\'m surprised no one is teasing me about it. Or is it the \"wince\" factor kicking in. Where you look at the before and then the after and you wince in sympathy?

Actually, it\'s all good. I learned a lot, including that I really need to paint a bit every day. Also, snotlings are fun to paint and pretty easy to boot. And never trust a shopkeeper who tries to sell you bags of crap that are covered in a layer of dust.:rolleyes:
 

uberdark

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uber comes swaggering into the bar with a dead lawyer who works for collection agencies who sue you when the hospital and insurance company screw up and you end up having to pay the attorney fees for something that was never your fault.

he then shoots this lawyer again and is immediately set upon by furry woodland creatures.

:flame:
 

fieldarchy

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Jester that was in fact what I was talking about. No one has prayed at Temple Meg in quite a while . . . sigh . . .

Squig volunteers are always a plus but they still have to go through some sort of screening process.
 
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