Tales from the Freak Bar..3

JesterzUSMC

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
Yeah, but if I lie, then I\'d get caught up eventually.

Maybe not ALL NIGHT...but if the ride not too fun, I could go more than an hour on the first round. If the ride is too exciting, and it\'s been awhile, I might only be a few minutes, but I recharge fast. And if you\'re ticklish I recharge faster.

So anyway, enough talk....come sit on my face quick before I get mime ass all over it!!


@Liz~ We have Mime chicks at our disposal in the basement? For like, a quiet evenings entertainment?
hmmmm.....:twisted:
 
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Modderrhu

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Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
Long and Strong!!
Ready to go...
All Night Long!!

And I have a long/strong tongue too! :D
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My sincerest condolences and sympathies on the death of your trumpeter. It must be terrible having to blow your own horn. ;)
 
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Highbulp Billy

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Originally posted by Modderrhu
Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
Long and Strong!!
Ready to go...
All Night Long!!

And I have a long/strong tongue too! :D
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My sincerest condolences and sympathies on the death of your trumpeter. It must be terrible having to blow your own horn. ;)
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But one hell of a trick if you can manage it :yes:
 
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Torn blue sky

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Originally posted by Modderrhu
Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
Long and Strong!!
Ready to go...
All Night Long!!

And I have a long/strong tongue too! :D
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My sincerest condolences and sympathies on the death of your trumpeter. It must be terrible having to blow your own horn. ;)
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lol lol Owned!

And yeah we aren\'t married yet mod so :p
Megs comment is gonna stick in my mind whenever a bunch of guys start a pissing contest now lol I\'ll just sit there and laugh...
 
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fieldarchy

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Yeah well I had to say something! :D I mean, I was just speaking from experience after all.

The more you brag about it usually the worse it is. Trust me on this one. If we ever meet for beers I will regale y\'all with my horribly embarassing stories. I even have friends who are engineers and they\'ve had long drawn out discussions about the possibility of such events occuring based on \"structural integrity\". lol
 
squig hunter

squig hunter

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Originally posted by Modderrhu
My sincerest condolences and sympathies on the death of your trumpeter. It must be terrible having to blow your own horn. ;)
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I know I can\'t, my back isn\'t bendy enoughlol

Squig
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:( Bubba......please a mug of hot chocolate and send Sven the Swedish masseuse over to the infirmary...... my poor back is killing me! 10 minutes at a time is all I could handle today painting.................gads I hate the feeling of muscles twitching involuntarily on their own, creeps me out.:eek:
 
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Fifi la Mime

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Originally posted by Modderrhu
Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
Long and Strong!!
Ready to go...
All Night Long!!:rolleyes:

And I have a long/strong tongue too! :D
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My sincerest condolences and sympathies on the death of your trumpeter. It must be terrible having to blow your own horn. ;)
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lol :p
 
squig hunter

squig hunter

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Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Originally posted by Avelorn
God Donna!! Can you at least call me a \"masseur\"?

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Obviously didn\'t make a big impression on her lol Then again, Donna does have very high standards ;)
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I think that the best way for a masseur to make an impression would be to \"knead\" harderlol

Squig
 
JesterzUSMC

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
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fieldarchy

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Ummm well that wouldn\'t be me because I\'m not socially inept. Geeky at times sure, but socially inept is not me. I am very much the social butterfly.

Now, that is very much a comment I would make though :) You forgot the blonde streak though!
 
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