<Walks in with a stack of pink papers>
Mop Boy! Mr Undave! I need you to post these around the neighborhood please. Pay special attention to the areas around the catholic girls school. Thanks you!
<Undave picks up the top copy, reads it, grinsand walks out not noticing that a sheet drifts to the floor behind him>
<Jesterz picks up the paper and reads it out loud>
Now accepting aplications for the position of official virgin at the Freak Bar located at Cool Mini or Not. Apply in person and come preparded for a physical exam and with appropriate cridentials. Pay scale and benefits discussed at time of interview.