Tales from the Freak Bar..3

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Grumb
Stumbles into the bar after a LONG absence.

Howdy everyone!


Spazzy, you pregers again? Congratulations.

And what\'s this I hear about examinations and costumes for the new freaks? Why, I feel slighted. All I got was a dingy old mop and a big bucket of dirty water...


Howsit folks?

They\'ve added high heels and funny hats. And taken away anything else. Haven\'t you had your exam yet? Better head to the basement and find the Nurse. Be careful of Albert. Nothing he likes better than to catch a freak un-awares.

 

[fieldarchy]

hmmm well I am a fan of klockenbooty, I do have a nice booty. So I\'m good with being scantily clad with thigh high leather boots and my cleavage hanging out everywhere. I mean I might as well go on the conservative side after all and leave a LITTLE bit to the imagination!

 

[Thunderhawker]

Well, Meg, don\'t feel you absolutely HAVE to...

 

[fieldarchy]

It\'s more fun to tease the men though being scantily clad as opposed to having everything flyin\' in your face. I mean some mystery needs to be maintained. See if I\'m scantily clad my tattoos will still be covered up . . . that always seems mysterious to men for some reason. They just have a burning desire to know what they look like. But only the most priviledged ever get to see them

 

[Undave]

[yobmode] Wooooooooo! Get yer tatts out fer the lads! :bouncy: [/yobmode]

 

[fieldarchy]

As I said only the most priviledged get to see those. And I do believe I\'m correct in asserting that no active member of CMON has ever seen them.

 

[mud duck]

Does someone have to start a \"Post your Tat\" thread:twisted:

 

[fieldarchy]

mmm nope. You still wouldn\'t see them. Gotta keep the mystery!

 

[wiccanpony]

:beer: Congratulations Spazzy! so this means we will see even less of you on the Forum once again...yikes two will still be in diapers


Bubba be a dear and have Jesterz bring my iced tea out to the pool side.....whoot!! 75 degrees today, looking in my closet for a short sleeve tee.:flip::bouncy::flip:

 

[Bubba]

That\'s OK Ms. Pony. The poolside has gone European. Tops optional.

(mostly in a move to see Ms. Archy\'s ink, I think.)

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Bubba
That\'s OK Ms. Pony. The poolside has gone European. Tops optional.

(mostly in a move to see Ms. Archy\'s ink, I think.)

top less better get Jesterz to plug in the tanning lounge and work on getting some color on those puppies lol

 

[fieldarchy]

Just because the pool dress code is european doesn\'t mean you\'ll still see anything . . .

 

[Roger Bunting]

Ooh, it gets more interesting all the time. I\'ll show you mine if you show me yours.

 

[Bubba]

Hmmm, sitting out at the pool topless in a Brazilian thong and we cannot see her ink. Leaves very little options as to the location.



Maybe a tiny little padlock? Or a postage stamp - first class of course.


@ Ms. Pony, it is starting to feel rather cramped here. We are at our 50 page spring clean time. Would you be so kind as to load up Fluffy and Clyde with our gear and move us to TFTFB-IV?

 

[fieldarchy]

Originally posted by Bubba
Hmmm, sitting out at the pool topless in a Brazilian thong and we cannot see her ink. Leaves very little options as to the location.

See you read too much into what I said. I never said that I just said even if the pool is topless doesn\'t mean you\'ll see it. (I never said I was going to the pool!)