Tales from the Freak Bar..4

[fieldarchy]

ducky are you feeling ok dear?

*yawns*

Today the office has been oh so quiet! I\'m getting sleepy from the slight boredom really. I hate it when it\'s slow!

 

[lizcam]

I LOVE duck! I\'ll bring the orange sauce. I like legs and thighs. I take it you like the white meat, Ms Pony? We should be able to divide him up quite nicely! To the basement!

 

[mud duck]

Eeepp!

 

[Torn blue sky]

Can\'t we catapault him saaaay 100ft in the air first???

See I have this new shotgun and I really wanna check out it\'s ballistics on... oh hey duckie, \'sup?

Long ...

time...

No ...

see...heh Mines a pint barkeep :redface:

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
Can\'t we catapault him saaaay 100ft in the air first???

See I have this new shotgun and I really wanna check out it\'s ballistics on... oh hey duckie, \'sup?

Long ...

time...

No ...

see...heh Mines a pint barkeep :redface:

No shooting my Duckie! I like them alive and kicking!

 

[mud duck]

Hows about a couple rounds of paintball instead TBS? Shotgun pellets are a bit messy and a pain in arse! Literary! Then after that a pint or two?

 

[fieldarchy]

Today\'s Randomness

I do not like them in a box,

I do not like them with a fox,

I do not like them in a house,

I do not like them with a mouse,

I do not like them here or there,

I do not like them ANYWHERE!

I do not like green eggs and ham,

I do not like them Sam I am!

Bubba a beer please!

(can you tell I\'m a wee bit bored?!)

 

[Thunderhawker]

Hrm... some are bored, some are borderline psychotic... a round for the folks Bubba... on squig.

 

[Roger Bunting]

Where is Squig hiding?

 

[mud duck]

I will not eat them
In Japan,
with Godzilla
or Rodan

I will not eat
green eggs
and Spam

 

[Thunderhawker]

But - SPAM musubi is da bomb!

 

[ipaintminis]

bubba seems to be a bit preoccupied

*brings pints out for the lot*

 

[squig hunter]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Where is Squig hiding?

Here I am, waiting, watching. Waiting for the perferct moment to pounce upon the unsuspecting freakdom.

*slinks back into the conviniently placed shadows*

Squig

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by squig hunter

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Where is Squig hiding?

Here I am, waiting, watching. Waiting for the perferct moment to pounce upon the unsuspecting freakdom.

*slinks back into the conviniently placed shadows*

Squig

Come out come out where ever you are! How can we have any fun if you don\'t freak Squiggy?


BTW, who IS the mop boy right now? I can\'t recall and the ladies room needs fresh towels. Becca, sweetie, grab yourself a mug of whatever and take a load off. Join me! How the family? :beer:

 

[fieldarchy]

I didn\'t think I was still mopgirl. Pretty sure that someone else freaked too.

 

[lizcam]

I went back to page 16 and found out it\'s Thunderhawker who\'s mop boy right now. He\'s certianly not living up to his potential. Maybe we should create a bit of work for him. Hmmmm let me think about it. I should be able to come up with something. :twisted:

 

[spazzy]

brain....hurts....homework....too strong

 

[Sand Rat]

Have a Pepsi.

 

[airhead]

Spazzy, I feel your pain. Just got back from 2 schools 2 days each plus tests to get all recertified to do what I\'ve been doing for the last 18 years.

 

[fieldarchy]

Do we have a Freak Bar punching bag? I mean I don\'t necessarily want to torture anyone right now because I\'m :flame:

But I need something to hit, break, throw, whatever!

People can be the biggest cads in the world sometime!