Tales from the Freak Bar..4

[Brimshack]

Hello Roger,

I just checked our accounts and cannot find an outstanding order, so it does appear there is a glitch somewhere. As far as I can tell we have no record of the order, but if your showing a \'pending\' then something is wrong in netland. I have asked Andy to look into it as he would know better than I what might be the source of the glitch or (more importantly) what needs to be done now.

You can contact Andy by writing the webmaster@crunch-waffle.com. Please include any information you may have about the transaction.

Don\'t wory, we\'ll get this taken care of.

 

[Roger Bunting]

Thanks to both of you. The order was for the waggas (except the christmas one, as I have one of those). When I looked at the site it said pending and I looked at the details and it showed what my order was. Odd that it doesn\'t show for you. I\'ll send that e-mail now.

 

[fieldarchy]

YAY! Dan saves the day!

Roger I hope you get your order soon!

By the way Dan, Queen of Credits, Kathryn, came over to my house for dinner and saw the teal wagga with the scroll and she decided he needed a new home! So a lovely crunch waffle mini is the first Meg\'s Mini that QoC has acquisitioned!

 

[wiccanpony]

:beer: way to go Meg!! can fame and fortune be far behind

for everyone else this
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Thoughts for the Day
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I don\'t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

I work hard because millions on welfare depend on me!

I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

Don\'t take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

You\'re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

I\'m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.

Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning
medicine.

God must love stupid people; He made so many.

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

Being \"over the hill\" is much better than being under it!

Procrastinate Now!

I have a degree in liberal arts; do you want fries with that?

A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.

A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three
thousand times the memory.

Ham and eggs. A day\'s work for a chicken, a lifetime
commitment  for a pig.

The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.

Make your words sweet & tender today, for tomorrow you
m

 

[Roger Bunting]

I just watched the gadget show. They played a \"real-life\" version of rainbow six using and they raced those little tanks around. That looked fun. In the future they will have infra red guns in the barrels. They already have the lenses and the sensors on the back of the tanks to shoot at. However, maybe the best thing is that they\'re road legal!

 

[lizcam]

Roger Darling, we\'ll have to waive our little adventure this week and next as well. I head into the wild blue yonder later today and won\'t be home again until the 28th. Probably not back on line until the 29th. I did drop you off a Do-it-yourself-date package. It\'s got a bottle of wine (non alcoholic for you) a lunch, a blanket and a book of poetry. Got to the park and have fun.

And everyone else, I\'ll be back soon. Don\'t blow up the place while I\'m gone!

 

[Roger Bunting]

Noooo, how am I going to cope for over a week?

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Noooo, how am I going to cope for over a week?

take comfort that Liz will be that much closer to you in real life, beathing pure? English Air and finding out how far her US dollar will not buy.

I wonder what her bail will be for groping one of those British Guards in front of Buckingham Palace ..... Liz wear gloves! no finger prints, no crime!! :twisted:lol

 

[Roger Bunting]

Liz will be closer but at the same time so far away., more so than ever. She\'ll have to come up north next time.

I seem to have responded to your comment about the money in the PM. That\'s what typing on meds will do.

I\'m on to the highlights stage of the four greyknights\' armour now, which should be much faster than the shading, as I kep damaging bits I\'d already done doing that stage, not to mention redoing complete areas. Maybe by the ime my camera arrives they\'ll be nearly all done. I want to take the pics of the bases I did as I\'m really not sure which one to go for. I\'ll be able to photoshop the beases with the painted grey knight so I can get a better idea.

 

[Undave]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
[Liz wear gloves! no finger prints, no crime!! :twisted:lol

Either that or practice groping pineapples beforehand lol


I bet Roger knows what I\'m on about. I\'m not completely insane.







Not completely........

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Liz will be closer but at the same time so far away., more so than ever. She\'ll have to come up north next time.

I seem to have responded to your comment about the money in the PM. That\'s what typing on meds will do.

I\'m on to the highlights stage of the four greyknights\' armour now, which should be much faster than the shading, as I kep damaging bits I\'d already done doing that stage, not to mention redoing complete areas. Maybe by the ime my camera arrives they\'ll be nearly all done. I want to take the pics of the bases I did as I\'m really not sure which one to go for. I\'ll be able to photoshop the beases with the painted grey knight so I can get a better idea.

by Hern’s Horns I hope you cut and pasted that PM I just read Roger, you’re a better person then I if you can actually see what you’re typing in that tiny window CMON gives you.

also by the time you read this, Liz should of landed, so check the front paper of the morning newspaper to see what she’s up to. you know....blonde with tiny well armed metal minions cause panic at airport

 

[Highbulp Billy]

- Billy walks in shaking and desperately searching the bar but with no luck

So it\'s true, she\'s gone. Is this where the \"LIfe without Liz\" support group is being held? I guess its blonde beers and inappropriately named cocktails for the next week to try and fil the void :drunk:

 

[Roger Bunting]

by Hern’s Horns I hope you cut and pasted that PM I just read Roger, you’re a better person then I if you can actually see what you’re typing in that tiny window CMON gives you.

No, I didn\'t cut and paste it, but I wasn\'t really watching the screen as I typed, I was looking at the keyboard.

@Undave. Actually I have no idea what you\'re on about. ???

 

[Undave]

Then I\'ll explain...

According to Stephen Fry on QI; pineapples secrete enzymes which break down the surface of the skin, so constantly handling them will remove a persons fingerprints.

Hence the high instance of crime in Delmonte workers.

 

[Roger Bunting]

Yeah, I remembered a few minutes after I posted my reply, whilst I was cleaning my teeth.

So what Liz needs is a couple of tins of pineapple rings.

 

[wiccanpony]

:beer:
Guess what! you rabble.... I just got done having a lovely chat with Roger over the phone........by the way love the accent, so soft spoken. We talked about this and that for a long time. I’m feeling pretty special and Liz is going to be soooooooo jealous.

Can’t wait until he gets that camera I want badly to see the army he’s working on, he’s given me some ideas on a couple of single minis I’m wondering what to do with.

Oh and Roger..sorry if I kept running over your turn to talk...a problem I will have until the grave. I would put the bull-in-a china-shop to shame.lol

 

[Roger Bunting]

Oh, you only did it a bit. You did give me a chance to say stuff. Compared to my mother you were positively speechless. Sometimes I give up trying to say anything once she\'s started.

It was Molly that interrupted lol

 

[wiccanpony]

Molly interrupt-tish........ I wanted Cereberus, but they were having a super sale of slightly defective hell hounds.... and as a woman, we live for “sales”

Now I can see you all quiver in fear at the
vicious hound..... that is fear right......... or do I detect laughter

 

[Roger Bunting]

Aww, bless, I mean, argh...run away from the vicious monster!

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Aww, bless, I mean, argh...run away from the vicious monster!

lol you made Molly’s day......... poor old girl, tries so hard to let the “inner pit bull” show and fails so miserably, but then again you will notice she is a blonde......