Tales from the Freak Bar..4

[wiccanpony]

#3 has gotting so post heavy that it’s lagging some computers so here’s a nice new one to play on.


Drinks are on the House!!!!!! :beer:

 

[War Griffon]

Originally posted by fieldarchy
Bubba I\'ll take some sex on the beach then! The drink guys! The drink!

Damn and I though we were in for a midnight fest of skinny dipping and what not

Guess mine will be a nice cold pint of guinness please bar person :beer:

 

[Roger Bunting]

Some wolfberry juice please.

 

[Thunderhawker]

Scotch, rocks, with a lime please.:beer:

 

[lizcam]

I\'ll have a Smirnoff green apple Twisted IV.

So are my sherpas all comfy and are the virgins settled in? It\'s nice to have to \"old bar\" smell gone for a bit.

 

[Bubba]

*unpacking cases from Clyde and Fluffy*

Ahh, here we go. It was time for a spring clean. Last thread was full and Spazzy is off her feet again. Now to get Killer to run through the tap hoses and give them a good cleaning.


Orders up!
:beer:

 

[Thunderhawker]

One more please! BUt neat htis time.

 

[spazzy]

I\'ll have a glass of milk please to round off the jar of dill pickles I just ate.

:yes:

 

[airhead]

hmmmm, a jar of pickles, a quart of ice cream (cherry cheesecake), and a peanut butter and bananna sandwich.

I remember those days well. I think I ate whatever she did - gained as much weight too.

 

[Thunderhawker]

I gained some, but she gained way more. My ex wife gained 85 lbs with out son.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

I still haven\'t got my figure back after the birth of my son two years ago. Mind you, the \"padding\" comes in useful with his penchant for body slams.

 

[wiccanpony]

:beer: another warm SoCal day, another iced tea please...yawn :yawn: it\'s a tough job but somebody has to live in Paradise


looking around for Mop Boy......need him to oil the leather straps down in the Basement, the squeaking interferes with the giggling of victims ..... trying out new feather floggers. Can’t decide which I like best the peacock feathers or the emu fluff?:twisted:lol

 

[lizcam]

I don\'t know. There somthing in the texture of the emu fluff thats.......very hard to describe. Like being kissed by angels.

Peacocks don\'t impress me much. Must have something to do with them chasing me around the LA Arboritum when I was small. That and they sound like a cat having it\'s tail pulled in a tunnel. Colors are pretty though.

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by lizcam
Peacocks don\'t impress me much. That and they sound like a cat having it\'s tail pulled in a tunnel. Colors are pretty though.

Which of course begs the question; How would you know?
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Or shouldn\'t I have asked?

 

[Undave]

Emus are never boring lol

Link

 

[Roger Bunting]

How did I know it was going to be that clip.

 

[Undave]

Because it\'s a true classic?

 

[mud duck]

Hey! Can I get a Lava Flow, some chips and a thing of cheese dip? Someone\'s got pudding wrestlin\' going on!

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach

Originally posted by lizcam
Peacocks don\'t impress me much. That and they sound like a cat having it\'s tail pulled in a tunnel. Colors are pretty though.

Which of course begs the question; How would you know?
.
.
.
.

Or shouldn\'t I have asked?

Well................




Maybe you shouldn\'t have asked.

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by Dragonsreach

Originally posted by lizcam
Peacocks don\'t impress me much. That and they sound like a cat having it\'s tail pulled in a tunnel. Colors are pretty though.

Which of course begs the question; How would you know?
.
.
.
.

Or shouldn\'t I have asked?

Well................




Maybe you shouldn\'t have asked.

yep \"mums the word\"......the police are still wondering who ran over that peacock with a SUV