Tales from the Freak Bar..4

[lizcam]

Originally posted by squig hunter
Two posts untill freakdom...

Squig

<rubs hands together>

Mine! All Mine! Mwaaahaaahaaa!!!!!!

 

[wiccanpony]

:twisted: looking at watch, tapping foot...sigh....looking at watch, tapping foot...sigh....looking at watch, tapping foot...sigh....

 

[squig hunter]

Liz suggested that I make you beg, so go on then or I\'m off to delete some old posts:twisted:

Squig

 

[Undave]

If you\'re planning on doing what Jesterz did when he freaked and post nekkid pics of yourself then delete away..... PLEASE!!!

 

[wiccanpony]

:twisted: don\'t listen to Undave....if were Meg he would be singing a diffrent tune.


\"Me\" beg......don\'t think so, I just have to wait, sooner or later you\'re going to step into the \"trap\"

 

[squig hunter]

*ding* one post deleted:twisted: \'S funny though, Liz said (qouting here) That it would \"make your day\" As for falling into the \"trap\" I don\'t think so, I am after all exceedingly carefull at everythinglol:]

Squig

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Undave
If you\'re planning on doing what Jesterz did when he freaked and post nekkid pics of yourself then delete away..... PLEASE!!!

I think it\'s more like what YOU did that I was thinking about, you sneaky devil! lol

 

[Undave]

Me? What could I have possibly done to provoke such a slanderous accusation lol

 

[uberdark]

cannibalistic mutated paintbrushes from venus stroke their way into the bar as they chase down any mini painter who has gotten at least a 5 on one of their minis. roger of course is left to his own devices due to the fact that his camera is crap. but the rest soon feel the pain of split ends and the infamous hook end of paintbrush death as they are eaten alive by the cannibalistic paintbrushes.

 

[mud duck]

Of course the first thing that I thought of after reading that last statement was porn. Or at least the footer on spam porn that is used for net crawlers locater thingies.lollol

 

[Undave]

Surely if they were cannibal mutant paintbrushes from Venus then they would only eat other paintbrushes and we\'d all be safe.

If they were maneating mutant paintbrushes from Venus then Liz, Pony, Meg and Spazzy would be fine but the rest of us would be in the poop.

If they were humaniverous* mutant paintbrushes from Venus THEN we\'d all be in trouble with the exception of Roger. They seem to be rather elitist these paintbrushes.




[size=-2]*humanivorous is not in fact a word but it bloody well ought to be.[/size]

 

[uberdark]

yes but undave you are forgetting that you are covered in the smell of paintbrushes due to your mini painting so you are marked as one of their own. so they eat you none the less.

dont you just love my idiot proof logic?

:innocent:

 

[Undave]

Oh......... I didn\'t think of that.......








AAAAAARRRRRRGGHHHH THE BRISTLES!!!!!!!!




Oh the humanity...... and humaniverosity*!



[size=-2]*Humaniverosity is likewise not a word but bloody well ought to be.[/size]

 

[uberdark]

undave, dont you realize that the bristles are actually the hairs of unicorns that have been knocked out on candy mountain who have lost their kidneys.

 

[lizcam]

Buba I need a dark beer and some food. I\'ve been painting all weekend and got the mini into the Ebay comp just in time!

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by lizcam
Buba I need a dark beer and some food. I\'ve been painting all weekend and got the mini into the Ebay comp just in time!

Damn - that\'s you and Thunderhawker so guess I have to pick a harder theme next month :twisted:

 

[uberdark]

you know meg i cant help but notice that your post count is getting closer to freak status. i think we guys will have to break your soul just a little bit when that time comes. :twisted:

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by uberdark
you know meg i cant help but notice that your post count is getting closer to freak status. i think we guys will have to break your soul just a little bit when that time comes. :twisted:

this from a man who Kamikaze runs around the Bar in his birthday suit with a posse of small rodents mincing around his ankles.:drool::drool::drunk:

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by fieldarchy
Well you\'ll have to fight through Olliekickflip first in order to get to me. I\'m sure he doesn\'t want me broken!

wait are you and ollie goin\' together? wouldnt that be cool...cmoners in love....and not beaten like liz and wiccan beat us other guys. lollollol

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by uberdark

Originally posted by fieldarchy
Well you\'ll have to fight through Olliekickflip first in order to get to me. I\'m sure he doesn\'t want me broken!

wait are you and ollie goin\' together? wouldnt that be cool...cmoners in love....and not beaten like liz and wiccan beat us other guys. lollollol

:evil: don\'t make me have to bury you neck deep in Fluffy\'s litterbox again........