Tales from the Freak Bar..4

[mud duck]

Ah the \"I\'m not a pheasent plucker. I\'m a pheasent pluckers son.\"


Oh and Meg! If your still feeling down. Repeat at the top of your lungs, and outside if possible, the three happiest words in the English language:

\"FUZZY BUNNY SLIPPERS!\"
I dare anyone not to say that and not smile.

 

[fieldarchy]

ok I\'ll take you up on that dare.

I didn\'t say it and I didn\'t smile

I think you meant you dare someone to say it and not smile?

 

[Undave]

Oooh Now it\'s Duckie\'s turn.

Truth or dare?

 

[fieldarchy]

*whispers to self* pick truth, pick truth, pick truth!



I want to know some dirt on Ducky!

 

[mud duck]

sounds about right Meg..
Did you try it?

something dirty about me, young lady. I\'m not sure that some of the virgin ears on this forum could handle the tales. I was a Military man abroad in my younger days

 

[Sand Rat]

Meh. Half the stories you hear are exaggerated, and the rest are out and out lies.

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by mud duck
sounds about right Meg..
Did you try it?

something dirty about me, young lady. I\'m not sure that some of the virgin ears on this forum could handle the tales. I was a Military man abroad in my younger days

you can whisper in my ear........ at my age, that blush will make them think I\'m just having a Hot Flash:twisted:lollol

 

[fieldarchy]

Originally posted by mud duck
sounds about right Meg..
Did you try it?

something dirty about me, young lady. I\'m not sure that some of the virgin ears on this forum could handle the tales. I was a Military man abroad in my younger days

Say no more . . . I can only imagine what you\'ve done mister ducky!

My first year with University of Phoenix was spent in the Military division. All of my coworkers were military in some capacity (my affiliation is ROTC and also being a civie employee for the Navy) anyway most of the counselors on my team were prior service. I had one zoomie, one jarhead, and two squids on my team, all male. Yeah I heard stories that were definitely HR inappropriate.

Now they are all managers :twisted: Oh the things I know . . .

 

[mud duck]

Well lets just say that Frankfurt and red lights are invoved :twisted::twisted:

Have you tried the Three Words?

 

[Sand Rat]

So you\'re the guy who drug that lightpole throught the middle of town behind that M113 - I KNEW IT!!!lol

 

[Thunderhawker]

Also remember that despite what you may think most military stories are very well grounded in truth.

 

[Sand Rat]

Just like most fish stories. A tiny bit of truth and a great load of fertilizer.

 

[mud duck]

Wait a sec! Steel how did you find out about that? I thought that whole mess was covered up!

 

[Sand Rat]

In the words of Herr Flick of the Gestapo, \"Ve haf our vays, you know\"

 

[Thunderhawker]

Well most of my more fantastic sounding stories are true... mostly.

 

[lizcam]

Bubba, something strong. I\'m trying to find out what the carry-on requirements for Virgin Atlantic Airlines are when traveling from LAX to heathrow and my work BLOCKED THE SITE because of the word \"virgin\". I work in the travel industry. This is out of control. <sigh>

Anyone know the size linit of a carryon for Virgin Atlantic?

 

[Torn blue sky]

Hand lugage is restricted to a laptop and a rucksack sized bag max.

I know things.

Make sure all your on board cosmetics are stored in a see through plastic bag and liquids of all types are 100ml, no more.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Originally posted by Highbulp Billy

Originally posted by Torn blue sky

Originally posted by Dragonsreach


Meg; Despite the common misconception that men only think from below the belt, let me advise you that some of us aren\'t quite that dumb! lol

This man does not speak for me...

My ambassador is Hank the Tank.

That\'s you that is!

It is indeed! though I left the firing to the actuall RHA. I fixed and parked the buggers.

The tank is erm...that scale.

 

[lizcam]

I just discovered they blocked photobucket too. I need diversion so bad right now! Next thing you know they will block this site and then I\'ll be headed for the looney bin.

Another one Bubba and make it a double. <sigh>

 

[olliekickflip]

Dude, that tank is so damn cool!!!
Show me your cannon and I\'ll show you mine...or something like that:redface:

bubba...more beer:drunk::drunk: