wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
:beer: Bless Google.....or I would never been able to remotely understand what Mike posted...... ugh! big techie words make brain hurt.:drool:
Tales from the Freak Bar..4
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Roger Bunting
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Roger\'s not a happy bunny...
No, not the internet thing this time (although they were supposed to call at 4pm and as yet haven\'t done so); but I messed up one of my minis, almost when I was at the end of finishing the heraldry on his shoulder pad. Oh well, tomorrow I try attempt number, hmm, 7, I think. This time I\'m going to make this one a little simpler. I\'ve been stuck at the same point with these 4 minis for weeks and I need to move on with them.
No, not the internet thing this time (although they were supposed to call at 4pm and as yet haven\'t done so); but I messed up one of my minis, almost when I was at the end of finishing the heraldry on his shoulder pad. Oh well, tomorrow I try attempt number, hmm, 7, I think. This time I\'m going to make this one a little simpler. I\'ve been stuck at the same point with these 4 minis for weeks and I need to move on with them.
lizcam
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Bubba, burbon, two fingers, straight.
I\'m shaking as I type this. I just had to break into my own house. I\'m glad to say it\'s not easy.
The boys are in Palmsprings with Mr C\'s Mom, as I said before. I\'ve had nothing to eat but hotdogs for the llast two days because of no money and Mr C doesn\'t keep the house stocked. What, you say? Don\'t you do any shopping? No. I only sleep here, paint here, and use the computer here. I don\'t eat here. I spend 99% of my waking time either at work or hauling people aroud in the car so I haven\'t eaten at home in months. I had no idea how bad the food stores were untill yesterday when I went to make dinner. Absolutly nothing in the house but hotdogs and no money to get anything.
So I finally clean a room (something else that absolutly never gets done) and find enough change to go to the store and get a vegetable or two but I can\'t find my keys. They\'ve gotten lost while I was cleaning the room. So I find the spare key to the car, looik at the clock (11:00 pm. Still time to get to the store before it closes) and leave the house. Now I don\'t have a house key with me because I lost my keys so what do I do? I lock the door.
I go to the car and try to start it. It won\'t turn over. It trys to. There\'s gas in it (1/4 of a tank). It sounds like it might turn over but never does. So I cry a bit, pound on the steering wheel a bit and deside I\'ll just go in and have a drink from the bottle of cheap whiskey I found when I was looking for sosmething to eat.
It is then that I discover I have locked the door behind me. We installed new windows a few years ago and they are really good so I can\'t get in through those. I try to break the window next to the front door. Safety glass. Crap. I know I can get in if I can get over the fence because one of the sliders is busted and won\'t lock but have you ever tried to haul an out-of-shape, seriously-over-weight ass over a 6\' fence when you can bartely walk from arthritis?
I fell off the fence 3 times. I landed on my ass twice (lucky me. It\'s well padded) and flat on my back once (ouch!) before I finally got over the top. Then I realised I had to get back down. I managed it but jammed both my knees and they are swelling up quite nicely now. I\'m breathing like a winded horse and shaking like a leaf. My freshly washed hair is covered in mud and I need to get drunk but that means I have to walk to the kitchen and I can\'t yet.
So Bubba, give me that drink and keep them coning. Maybe after about 3-4 I\'ll be able to go wash my hair again.
I\'m shaking as I type this. I just had to break into my own house. I\'m glad to say it\'s not easy.
The boys are in Palmsprings with Mr C\'s Mom, as I said before. I\'ve had nothing to eat but hotdogs for the llast two days because of no money and Mr C doesn\'t keep the house stocked. What, you say? Don\'t you do any shopping? No. I only sleep here, paint here, and use the computer here. I don\'t eat here. I spend 99% of my waking time either at work or hauling people aroud in the car so I haven\'t eaten at home in months. I had no idea how bad the food stores were untill yesterday when I went to make dinner. Absolutly nothing in the house but hotdogs and no money to get anything.
So I finally clean a room (something else that absolutly never gets done) and find enough change to go to the store and get a vegetable or two but I can\'t find my keys. They\'ve gotten lost while I was cleaning the room. So I find the spare key to the car, looik at the clock (11:00 pm. Still time to get to the store before it closes) and leave the house. Now I don\'t have a house key with me because I lost my keys so what do I do? I lock the door.
I go to the car and try to start it. It won\'t turn over. It trys to. There\'s gas in it (1/4 of a tank). It sounds like it might turn over but never does. So I cry a bit, pound on the steering wheel a bit and deside I\'ll just go in and have a drink from the bottle of cheap whiskey I found when I was looking for sosmething to eat.
It is then that I discover I have locked the door behind me. We installed new windows a few years ago and they are really good so I can\'t get in through those. I try to break the window next to the front door. Safety glass. Crap. I know I can get in if I can get over the fence because one of the sliders is busted and won\'t lock but have you ever tried to haul an out-of-shape, seriously-over-weight ass over a 6\' fence when you can bartely walk from arthritis?
I fell off the fence 3 times. I landed on my ass twice (lucky me. It\'s well padded) and flat on my back once (ouch!) before I finally got over the top. Then I realised I had to get back down. I managed it but jammed both my knees and they are swelling up quite nicely now. I\'m breathing like a winded horse and shaking like a leaf. My freshly washed hair is covered in mud and I need to get drunk but that means I have to walk to the kitchen and I can\'t yet.
So Bubba, give me that drink and keep them coning. Maybe after about 3-4 I\'ll be able to go wash my hair again.
Roger Bunting
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Oh Liz. Have a hug. Have another. :kiss:
Take some deep breaths and try and relax. Take your time.
Take some deep breaths and try and relax. Take your time.
Highbulp Billy
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Oh poor Liz, no career as a cat burglar for you then. Here, let em rub those bruises for you...
Roger Bunting
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It\'s not been your day has it, Liz?
Now, if I can describe this properly I want you to try it.
with your left hand, face the palm down, the fingers together and the thumb held out. Now, with your right thumb or a finger gently move it across the surface of the skin in between the tgumb and forefinger of the left hand. When it feels like the right thumb is \"sticking\" and not moving as smotthly, stop moving it. (If that doesn\'t happen close the thumb next to the forefinger and place the right thumb on the part where the left thumb and forefinger meet and then open the left thumb back out). Now press down with the right thumb and from underneath, press up with the fingers.
It doesn\'t work for everyone but that might help.
Now, if I can describe this properly I want you to try it.
with your left hand, face the palm down, the fingers together and the thumb held out. Now, with your right thumb or a finger gently move it across the surface of the skin in between the tgumb and forefinger of the left hand. When it feels like the right thumb is \"sticking\" and not moving as smotthly, stop moving it. (If that doesn\'t happen close the thumb next to the forefinger and place the right thumb on the part where the left thumb and forefinger meet and then open the left thumb back out). Now press down with the right thumb and from underneath, press up with the fingers.
It doesn\'t work for everyone but that might help.
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Hell Liz, if you could of just gotten that damn car to start, you could of driven to Casa Pony.... we would feed you and made Stacy sleep on the sofa while you had her bed.First a long soak in the Hot Tub by the pool......
Highbulp Billy
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Is this an open invitation to anyone or just Liz?Originally posted by wiccanpony
First a long soak in the Hot Tub by the pool......
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Is this an open invitation to anyone or just Liz?Originally posted by wiccanpony
First a long soak in the Hot Tub by the pool......
a tall stranger.......on my door step..... the Gods are good :twisted:
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Ok is Ninja Liz still alive and well after her fun filled weekend?? or do I need to follow this massage oil set of foot prints leading to the Basement??I feel your \"pain\" Liz..... in all my poor joints:~(
lizcam
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I\'m still alive. Sore but alive.
Roger darling, I think we should go to San Diego for our date this week. First we\'ll stop by Casa Pony and force Donna into the car. Then we\'ll head to the wild animal park and tour the lions and tigers. We can lunch there and then head to the city. We can go to the mall and then have dinner at the W and have a drink in the bar on top of the hotel and pretend we\'re the \"cool\" people. We\'ll get you some fancy juice or tea or something. Then a quick boat ride in the harbor and back to Casa pony so I can take a few photos of Stacy for Alex to drool over. Sound good?
Roger darling, I think we should go to San Diego for our date this week. First we\'ll stop by Casa Pony and force Donna into the car. Then we\'ll head to the wild animal park and tour the lions and tigers. We can lunch there and then head to the city. We can go to the mall and then have dinner at the W and have a drink in the bar on top of the hotel and pretend we\'re the \"cool\" people. We\'ll get you some fancy juice or tea or something. Then a quick boat ride in the harbor and back to Casa pony so I can take a few photos of Stacy for Alex to drool over. Sound good?
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
I\'ll order the shark...... besure to rub Roger well with sunscreen, wouldn\'t want him to sunburn now would we.lolHighbulp Billy
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Cougars and lions and tigers, oh my!
