Tales from the Freak Bar..4

wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Roger Bunting
The replacement lens has been delivered. I phoned up yesterday about the faulty one and they send the new one this afternoon by courier and took the bad one away. Still waiting on the camera.
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well that \"is\" good news...wonder if they will send the camera by courier


clapping hands for the sherpas and cheerleaders to to gather around..... Mistress Liz will be showing up anytime so let\'s get this place cleaned and decorated for the Welcome Home Party....... I’ve hired a dozen Chippendales and Hooter Girls to be servers ...... but we need a “Theme” for this party, suggestions welcomed

and no not a ManCave \"last one standing drunken orgy\" :p
 
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Highbulp Billy

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Well, bearing in mind the titanic and vitally important international footie match about to kick off, I guess we\'d better theme the party around that to ensure the men attend. We all wear our footies strips and if your team score you have to run around the bar with your shirt over your head - \"COME ON USA!!!!\" :D
 
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Roger Bunting

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Okay, I\'ve cancelled my camera order as when I contacted them they said Canon was in no hurry to send them more body-only kits. I\'ve ordered it from the company that sent the lens by courier (assuming that they have some left when they sort out my order-they only had two when I phoned them earlier this afternoon).


I decided that as I still couldn\'t take photos that I\'d try the scanner for pics of those test bases.

testbases.jpg


Not too bad, especially for 96 pixel/inch (300 was clearer but probably too large an image). The top middle and top right and bottom left are black with charadon granit brushed over. There are some dots of red in there as well but those aren\'t clear.
 
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Highbulp Billy

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Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Damnit, England scored.

*pulls shirt over head and runs round the bar*
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Well as Liz isn\'t here I guess I\'ll have to do it...
[naughty SoCal accent]Mmmmm, nipples :drool: [/naughty SoCal accent]
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Okay, I\'ve cancelled my camera order as when I contacted them they said Canon was in no hurry to send them more body-only kits. I\'ve ordered it from the company that sent the lens by courier (assuming that they have some left when they sort out my order-they only had two when I phoned them earlier this afternoon).


I decided that as I still couldn\'t take photos that I\'d try the scanner for pics of those test bases.

testbases.jpg


Not too bad, especially for 96 pixel/inch (300 was clearer but probably too large an image). The top middle and top right and bottom left are black with charadon granit brushed over. There are some dots of red in there as well but those aren\'t clear.
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would I be right in guessing the red string \"top, right\" isn\'t an earthworm :eek: but some poor slob\'s chitlins?
 
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Undave

Flockwit
They just look black to me Roger (the bases not your nipples) but then again so did mine when I posted the picture (the base not my nipples).
 
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Roger Bunting

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@Undave. All of them or the granite ones? They\'re very dark but there is some colour there. Mind you, you are a bit colour blind, are you not?

EDIT: If you also mean the pic of the base that you did to show me what you meant, then it definately wasn\'t black on my monitor. You need to upgrade.

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would I be right in guessing the red string \"top, right\" isn\'t an earthworm but some poor slob\'s chitlins?
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lol

No that the \"red weed\" I told you about that didn\'t come out to well. Do you have any opinions on the others?
 
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Undave

Flockwit
I have big problems seeing dark reds and because the monitor usually changes the colour sightly I tend to have the reds cranked up so much that they tend to pop for people with normal colour vision. All the bases you put on are just black gravel to me. On the picture that I posted the base is just light enough that I can tell it\'s red, in reality it\'s likely to be far darker than that. The photo is probably showing up as orange for everyone else lol
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:rolleyes: oh..... did Bubba forget to mention the Magical kegs in the back storeroom....... eternally full....... I think I saw several kinds of Rum.. and Liz keeps a spare key in her bra. ;)
 
lizcam

lizcam

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<stroles in with a cat-that-ate-the-canary grin on face>

Well, I\'m back! Did you know they don\'t make airplane seats big enough for big blonde bottoms? God my butt hurts.

So, read the last few pages. Couple of things need to be addressed here;

1. I had nothing to do with any disturbance anywhere in England other than an isolated area in a remote airport hotel near Heathrow.

2. No one said anything about flip flops not being practical in the drizzle in London so that\'s not my fault.

3. I will not give away my friends name because he\'s out of commission at the moment and needs time to rest without you all asking silly questions about what I look like and if the rumors are true.

4. The barkeep at the hotel liked making margarita\'s for me because he got to get a shot of taquilla every time I got one. I think I actually got a couple of free ones in there.

5. There\'s a waiter in the TGI Fridays in London that thinks my friend is cute and stared at his ass while he was leaving.

6. No, you don\'t have to be jealous because I can still wear \'em out if I want.

My computer is still out of service. Be back soon though so I\'ll get pics up ASAP. I had a wonderful time. Donna, you\'ll get a bit of something in the mail as soon as I\'ve rested and can get to the post office.


Oh.......Did you all miss me? ;)
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:twisted::twisted::twisted:

1. I had nothing to do with any disturbance anywhere in England other than an isolated area in a remote airport hotel near Heathrow.

:innocent: the Queen’s Household Guards get their clothes back??

2. No one said anything about flip flops not being practical in the drizzle in London so that\'s not my fault.

Hey! you’re setting a fashion trend, that’s your story and stick to it.

3. I will not give away my friends name because he\'s out of commission at the moment and needs time to rest without you all asking silly questions about what I look like and if the rumors are true.

:rolleyes: ya, right..pull the other leg

4. The barkeep at the hotel liked making margarita\'s for me because he got to get a shot of taquilla every time I got one. I think I actually got a couple of free ones in there.

did you teach him..the SOCA way of drinking a shot of taquilla out of a ladies navel

5. There\'s a waiter in the TGI Fridays in London that thinks my friend is cute and stared at his ass while he was leaving.

good taste no matter the gender.... but did he touch?

6. No, you don\'t have to be jealous because I can still wear \'em out if I want.

All the Basement practice paid off like I told you!



:flip: I\'mgettingagoodie!I\'mgettingagoodie!I\'mgettingagoodie!I\'mgettingagoodie!I\'mgettingagoodie!I\'mgettingagoodie!
 
lizcam

lizcam

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Originally posted by wiccanpony
:twisted::twisted::twisted:

1. I had nothing to do with any disturbance anywhere in England other than an isolated area in a remote airport hotel near Heathrow.

:innocent: the Qeen’s Household Guards get their clothes back??
Most of them anyway.

2. No one said anything about flip flops not being practical in the drizzle in London so that\'s not my fault.

Hey! you’re setting a fashion trend, that’s your story and stick to it.:D


3. I will not give away my friends name because he\'s out of commission at the moment and needs time to rest without you all asking silly questions about what I look like and if the rumors are true.

:rolleyes: ya, right..pull the other leg I think I already did that.......a couple of times.

4. The barkeep at the hotel liked making margarita\'s for me because he got to get a shot of taquilla every time I got one. I think I actually got a couple of free ones in there.

did you teach him..the SOCA way of drinking a shot of taquilla out of a ladies navel Why do you think I got a couple of extras?

5. There\'s a waiter in the TGI Fridays in London that thinks my friend is cute and stared at his ass while he was leaving.

good taste no matter the gender.... but did he touch? Not that I saw but then there was this other person across the room and I got distracted a bit............

6. No, you don\'t have to be jealous because I can still wear \'em out if I want.

All the Basement practice paid off like I told you! New things to show the boys too. :twisted:



:flip: I\'mgettingagoodie!I\'mgettingagoodie!I\'mgettingagoodie!I\'mgettingagoodie!I\'mgettingagoodie!I\'mgettingagoodie!
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