Tales from the Freak Bar..5

lizcam

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Originally posted by wiccanpony
:wow: I want to know why this never became popular?????


http://www.sabledrake.com/2003/0308_nd_preview.shtml

Not enough hot women playing roleplaying games. Can you imagine a room full of pudgey, sweating guys playing it? \"I missed my agility role and ended up caught in my drawers!\" It would just be wrong. Poor things! lollollol
 

War Griffon

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God its obviuos you two are bored and single lollollollol

To the basement with the both of you there must be some poor mop boy you can abuse. lol
 

mud duck

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Originally posted by War Griffon
God its obviuos you two are bored and single lollollollol

To the basement with the both of you there must be some poor mop boy you can abuse. lol


AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
 

lizcam

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Originally posted by mud duck
Originally posted by War Griffon
God its obviuos you two are bored and single lollollollol

To the basement with the both of you there must be some poor mop boy you can abuse. lol


AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

You aren\'t going anywhere Duckie. You are mop boy now. Why do you think you\'re chained to the basement door? We don\'t want you flying south for the winter too early! :twisted: Now if you can convince someone else to freak...........FREEDOM!
 

Roger Bunting

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Squig is reneging (sp?) on his promise to freak for Donna.

Went to the club again but didn\'t get a game due to the tournament still running, but I think it\'s finished now.

A couple of peeps had the new 5th edition stuff early.
 

squig hunter

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Oh, I can has my reasons. They go something like; It would be mean to let widdle duckie go so relatively painlessly:twisted: Moving to scotland:D Work/illness:( And that duckie still hasn\'t transferred my bribe for freaking into my swiss bank account, tick tock duckie, tick tocklol So I\'m not going back on my promise, just delaying it a bit;)

Squig
 

lizcam

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So Roger, it\'s date day again. I have no ideas what I\'d prefer to do. I\'m up for anything. Got any suggestions?
 

Roger Bunting

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Hmm, well, as they\'re taking tourists into space why don\'t we try that? Experience a bit of zero-g and look at the earth from space.
 

mud duck

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Originally posted by lizcam
Originally posted by mud duck
Originally posted by War Griffon
God its obviuos you two are bored and single lollollollol

To the basement with the both of you there must be some poor mop boy you can abuse. lol


AAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

You aren\'t going anywhere Duckie. You are mop boy now. Why do you think you\'re chained to the basement door? We don\'t want you flying south for the winter too early! :twisted: Now if you can convince someone else to freak...........FREEDOM!


It\'s not that I mind the cleaning all that much, thou the Haz Mat suits aren\'t that slimming. It\'s that most of Liz and Pony\'s pets look at me as lunch (or at least a not so lite snack). Fly south?!? Drive thank you. Flying is alot of fun but lots of work, and I\'m quite lazy. Ive access to a nice little red convertible and if that costs to much there is always Greyhound.:D
 

Undave

Flockwit
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Ms Post

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<walks in followed by various members of the staff carrying boxes of decorations and ladders>

OK people. This needs to be the best job you\'ve done. Ms Pony\'s Birthday is a big event here you know. Get to work.



Bubba, are the refreshments in order? They did send in all the special things, right? And nothing has gone missing? I think the new mop boy has been nipping at the special \"tea\". He really needs better training. I\'ll have to have a few words with Ms Cam and Ms pony later about that.


Hello patrons of the Freak Bar. Today is Ms Wiccanpony\'s Birthday. Please leave a description of your gift with me and then leave the package (or what have you) over there in the coffin dodger\'s lounge. Mr. Zombie Rick James will be brought out of the super freak lounge for this occasion and all the refreshments are on the house. Open bar.

Oh, and everyone today has the right to abuse the mop boy. Enjoy the party!

<walks out with clipboard in hand smiling. Stops, looks back at Bubba and winks and exits the room>
 

War Griffon

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Open Bar...

Damn for a minute there I thought you were going to say Naked Bar :rolleyes:

Ah well guess I can stay for a few beers before I head up to Snowdonia tomorrow morning ready to take part in the MS Challenge again or with the way its been raining here it will more than likely be a mud bath :D

Wish me luck we are running with a bare minimum team again this year but at least the girl we are carrying around is only about 8 stone wet through :D
 

Roger Bunting

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My gift for Donna is a man, of about 5\' 11 1/2\", 34 years old, short brown hair, green eyes, has way too many minis he\'s trying to paint at the moment. I\'ll leve the gift in the lounge then.

*walks into the coffin dodger\'s lounge and sits next to Ms. Pony\'s chair, with a bow tied around him.*
 

lizcam

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<walks in follwed by
Chuckieandtheboys.jpg

Leads them to the lounge, plops a giant birthday card on the bar, signs it, grabs a drink and heads to the basement>
 
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