Tales from the Freak Bar..5
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Roger Bunting
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Hoorah! So, who\'s going to be in my band of Merry men?
We\'d certainly make a better job of it than the most recent version of Robin Hood.
EDIT: Bah! Humbug! I knew I was right. During my 40k game on monday the point about Grey Knights\' Aegis psychic defence came up and I said the Dreadnought\'s leadership counts as 10 for that. My opponent didn\'t think dreadnoughts got the aegis rule. He wasn\'t sure and so asked one of the other folks, who, at the very least, has helped his son put together a daemonhunters force. He said that they didn\'t get it. Well now, they were wrong. I just checked the errata FAQ on GW\'s website and they definately get it. I\'m not going to ask the second guy about rules for things. When I first started going I played against his son\'s DH army, and I had to point out the Grandmaster on his own would deepstrike on a seperate roll than the elites squad he would join. It\'s a conspiracy.
We\'d certainly make a better job of it than the most recent version of Robin Hood.
EDIT: Bah! Humbug! I knew I was right. During my 40k game on monday the point about Grey Knights\' Aegis psychic defence came up and I said the Dreadnought\'s leadership counts as 10 for that. My opponent didn\'t think dreadnoughts got the aegis rule. He wasn\'t sure and so asked one of the other folks, who, at the very least, has helped his son put together a daemonhunters force. He said that they didn\'t get it. Well now, they were wrong. I just checked the errata FAQ on GW\'s website and they definately get it. I\'m not going to ask the second guy about rules for things. When I first started going I played against his son\'s DH army, and I had to point out the Grandmaster on his own would deepstrike on a seperate roll than the elites squad he would join. It\'s a conspiracy.
Roger Bunting
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Don\'t worry, Liz. I didn\'t expect non-gamers to find it interesting at all.
@Undave. The GM and termi bit was over a year ago in 4th ed. I know characters can arrive with the units they are intending to join now in 5th.
On a different not. I noticed this morning there was a dark patch on the side of the joint where my left bif toe meets the foot. I looked closer and it looks like a bruise. I didn\'t knock it yesterday but I could have done during the night. However, there is also a small dark spot in the centre. Kind of like a puncture mark. I\'ve either been bitten or drugged.
@Undave. The GM and termi bit was over a year ago in 4th ed. I know characters can arrive with the units they are intending to join now in 5th.
On a different not. I noticed this morning there was a dark patch on the side of the joint where my left bif toe meets the foot. I looked closer and it looks like a bruise. I didn\'t knock it yesterday but I could have done during the night. However, there is also a small dark spot in the centre. Kind of like a puncture mark. I\'ve either been bitten or drugged.
mattsterbenz
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It was aliens.
Roger Bunting
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I don\'t snore. Well, sometimes I do, but I\'m not a habitual snorer.
Why didn\'t you stay? What\'s the dna sample for?
Why didn\'t you stay? What\'s the dna sample for?
Roger Bunting
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I didn\'t say it was anything much just that it\'s a mystery.
Roger Bunting
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Oh, I am upset, but complaining about it might just prevent a return journey by Liz. And I have a plan for when that happens. I\'m not saying what it is, though.
Roger Bunting
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Trap? What trap? :innocent:
War Griffon
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Eight Words with two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female.... Any part under a car\'s hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman\'s bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one\'s self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing cricket without a box.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one\'s partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female.... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male. . Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND
He said . . . I don\'t know why you wear a bra you\'ve got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don\'t you?
He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That\'s a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said .... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . . Why don\'t you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . . I would but you\'re never there.
He said . ... Why don\'t women blink during foreplay?
She said .. They don\'t have time
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said We don\'t know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Goodlooking?
She said . . They already have boyfriends.
She said... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.
He said . .. Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what\'s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what\'s in bed and go to the fridge.
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female.... Any part under a car\'s hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman\'s bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one\'s self emotionally to another.
Male.... Playing cricket without a box.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one\'s partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female.... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.
5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.
6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.
7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female.... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male. . Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.
8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND
He said . . . I don\'t know why you wear a bra you\'ve got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don\'t you?
He said . . . Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That\'s a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!
He said .... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!
He said . . . Why don\'t you tell me when you have an orgasm?
She said . . . I would but you\'re never there.
He said . ... Why don\'t women blink during foreplay?
She said .. They don\'t have time
He said . . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said We don\'t know; it has never happened.
He said . . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Goodlooking?
She said . . They already have boyfriends.
She said... What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
He said . . . A widow.
He said . .. Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . . Single women come home, see what\'s in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what\'s in bed and go to the fridge.
War Griffon
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I thought you left a week ago or did they make you go through theatre/optag training again?
