
I\'ve heard Airhead and Steelcult use a couple of thesel ol
Southern Phrases
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\"Well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit.\"
\"It\'s been hotter\'n a goat\'s butt in a pepper patch.\"
\"He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.\"
\"Have a cup of coffee, it\'s already been \'saucered and blowed.\'\"
\"She\'s so stuck up, she\'d drown in a rainstorm.\"
\"It\'s so dry, the trees are bribing the dogs.\"
\"My cow died last night so I don\'t need your bull.\"
\"Don\'t pee down my back and tell me it\'s raining.\"
\"He\'s as country as corn flakes.\"
\"This is gooder\'n grits.\"
\"Busier than a cat covering crap on a marble floor.\"
\"If things get any better, I may have to hire someone to
help me enjoy it.\"