Tales from the Freak Bar..5

AinuLainour

New member
Originally posted by lizcam
Ok, Bubba, I need something lightly alcoholic to wash down my vicodine (something I never ever suggest you do BTW). Just got back from 3 hours in a dentists chair. I think I won\'t be painting today. My hands are shaking too much. :(:~:)cry:

I had 2 hours yesterday, not fun at all!
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by AinuLainour
Originally posted by lizcam
Ok, Bubba, I need something lightly alcoholic to wash down my vicodine (something I never ever suggest you do BTW). Just got back from 3 hours in a dentists chair. I think I won\'t be painting today. My hands are shaking too much. :(:~:)cry:

I had 2 hours yesterday, not fun at all!

My dentist is gentle but I hate going to him. Lets take our pills and go blow things up in the video lounge. <sigh> I feel the need to distribute somepain, even if it is virtual.
 

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
Hummmmmn!

Falcarion as far as I can see you haven\'t freaked yet so carrying weapons into the bar, puts you in breach of our \"Guest Rules\". (*)
Please be aware that our regular bouncers \"Fluffy\" & \"Tiddles\" take a dim view of the discharging of Firearms as it has a tendancy to wake the Coffin Dodgers, with disasterous consequences.

Fluffy and Tiddles are of course a fully qualified Bouncers having both \"Graduated\" from the erstwhile \'Academy of Pain\' run by Messrs Croupe & Valdemar, an establishment highly recommended by Mr N Gaiman.

Oh and as a warning Fluffy loves Hedghogs, they really help keep his scales shiney and polished.

(* Guest Rules: You are a guest.......We make the rules.)
 

Roger Bunting

New member
Well, as I\'ve said before my sister comes round on sunday afternoons to use the computer. Fair enough, she can\'t afford to be connected to the internet. That disrupts what I want to do but it\'s okay. Today she comes round for a second time this evening. She\'d forgotten something she needs to do for a carboot sale on saturday. That was a a bit annoying. I commented to her about the crumbs she had left on my keyboard from the toast she ate earlier. She said that sh\'d been careful and anyway, how did I know that it was her? Probably because she\'s the only one who eats toast at my computer? She stuck her tongue out at me. That was more annoying but I thought I\'d just rest my eyes. I heard her print whatever she wanted and after a few minutes I thought, what else is she doing? Then she laughed at something and I figured it wasn\'t anything she had to do for the sale. It wasn\'t. She\'d decided to go on the Ricky Martin forums again, even though she knew she\'d interrupted what I was doing. I told her I thought she was just doing something she\'s forgotten and she said she had. So I asked her what she was doing now., whilst giving her a stern look. She said she was reading. So I gave her a more intense look. After a minute she decided to log off the computer. No apology. I was already tired, and I thought she was taking advantage of me letting her use my computer.

There, rant over.
 

lizcam

New member
lol Poor Roger. If that was a rant you are a saint. Glad you got it off your chest. Now lets have some mango juice (I\'ll spike mine) and we\'ll go blow somethings up in the video lounge. How does that sound? :)
 

Roger Bunting

New member
Sounds good to me. I do most of my ranting with a look. When I was at university in the first year we had lots of fire alarms any time of the day or night. Some were scheduled drills, most were just people trying to avoind the alarms going off by putting plastic bags over them while they smoked. One time I was a bit annoyed. I was given a wide berth by my friends and flatmates as they said I looked like I was going to kill someone. I hadn\'t said a word.
 

lizcam

New member
She\'s sword Surfin\'. My son thought it was cool and I thought it would fit the site pretty well. She has an Indiana Jones tool belt, a robotic arm and net sleeve on the other arm. Sort of steam punk Liz alter ego. You like?
 

Undave

Flockwit
Awwww I was all set to write something witty about eyepatches using my piratical alter ego and it told me I had to validate before posting :(

Are Ms. Post, Bubba and all the other virtual denizens feeling similarly invalidated or is it just poor Toilet Beard?
 

lizcam

New member
Ms Post, Arthur, Nurse Brunhilda and Virgin 69 are all pouting in the corner because Cmon doesn\'t like them.

[size=-2]Actually, I can\'t remember which one of my 6 different emails goes to which alter ego. I have to get organized some day.[/size]
 

lizcam

New member
Dear Arthur, the bar Shrink and Ms Post\'s flambouant side kick nd helper. He\'s only shown his face a few times but you might see him following Ms Post around and oogling you males. He likes men. A lot!;)
 
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