Tales from the Freak Bar..5
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Roger Bunting
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Everyone is welcome although there are some areas off limits, like the toilet facilities. You get a key to the room when you freak, from Airhead\'s key machine. Until then you\'ll have to use one of the potted plants. Oh, and beware of the bar\'s pets. Don\'t wander into the dungeon, either without permission from one of the ladies.
EDIT: Oh yeah, it\'s time for my update on my gaming. Yes, I went again tonight. That\'s twice in one week. I played that guy who\'d returning to the game after a while from 40k and who I played against splitting my army in two to use. Tonight he brought some of his Ultramarines, about 850 pts worth, including Marneus Calgar so I chose the same amount for my army. I won! yay! I even killed Marneus. Next time I play him it will be my first WFB game in 16 years. Finally my skaven venture out again.
EDIT: Oh yeah, it\'s time for my update on my gaming. Yes, I went again tonight. That\'s twice in one week. I played that guy who\'d returning to the game after a while from 40k and who I played against splitting my army in two to use. Tonight he brought some of his Ultramarines, about 850 pts worth, including Marneus Calgar so I chose the same amount for my army. I won! yay! I even killed Marneus. Next time I play him it will be my first WFB game in 16 years. Finally my skaven venture out again.
Now that is a question that has baffled philosophers for centuries ???lol
Confucius thought that it was a realm where one could reach spiritual enlightenment through obtaining large numbers of posts. Immanuel Kant postulated that it was an ultimate reality in a virtual world. Marx named it a mechanism whereby the proletariat could gain control of the State of CMoN. Freud put forward the theory that we all see Liz and Donna as mother figures and as such we desire to flirt with them. Wittgenstein just saw it as a place where we all pretend to get pissed and talk dirty....
I don\'t think it\'s a question that will ever be satisfactorily answered.
lizcam
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The feakbar is where they make me stay because I\'ll distupt \"real\" threads with my enthusiasm if I don\'t. 
Or so I\'ve been told time and again when I do disrupt a \"real \" thread.
Actually, it\'s a place to role play your online personality. Flirting in encouraged, as is reckless banter and the drawing of questionable images, weither verbally, figuratively or liturally. Proper spelling is optional, as is clothing and good manners. Just don\'t go into the bathrooms unless you\'re a posting freak and be careful of the wild life.
When you become a posting freak (1000 posts) you become mopboy for the bar until the next victim hit 1k posts (and no, I will not remove the word victim). This means you get to do all ther menial chores and help wiccanpony and I (among other female patrons) in our quest for the perfect basement experiences.
Grab a drink and have fun! And see that door marked basement? Head through there. We have virgins!
(No one better tell him the way to the virgin room! Not till I get my hands on him!)
Or so I\'ve been told time and again when I do disrupt a \"real \" thread. Actually, it\'s a place to role play your online personality. Flirting in encouraged, as is reckless banter and the drawing of questionable images, weither verbally, figuratively or liturally. Proper spelling is optional, as is clothing and good manners. Just don\'t go into the bathrooms unless you\'re a posting freak and be careful of the wild life.
When you become a posting freak (1000 posts) you become mopboy for the bar until the next victim hit 1k posts (and no, I will not remove the word victim). This means you get to do all ther menial chores and help wiccanpony and I (among other female patrons) in our quest for the perfect basement experiences.
Grab a drink and have fun! And see that door marked basement? Head through there. We have virgins!
(No one better tell him the way to the virgin room! Not till I get my hands on him!)
mattsterbenz
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I\'ve hopped in this thread once or twice. I imagine I\'ll become a freakbar regular in a couple hundred posts from now.
-Matt
-Matt
lizcam
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@ Vikey: You could teach ME a thing or to about weird and deviant behavior
@ Dan: OOOOO! Bright sparklies!
@ everyone else: You are all welcome here! Now follow the trail of beers to that door over there and make yourselves comfortable on any free surface you can. I\'ll be down in a minute1 :twisted:
@ Dan: OOOOO! Bright sparklies!
@ everyone else: You are all welcome here! Now follow the trail of beers to that door over there and make yourselves comfortable on any free surface you can. I\'ll be down in a minute1 :twisted:
Nukdai Burlada
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Hi everyone. Spazzy and I are still alive just busy with school, work, kids, and I had ankle reconstruction...Yeah drugs baby!!! Just thought I\'d say hi..Oh yeah spazzyis do next month with another boy. well gotta go. check ya later:drunk:
praetorian0 1
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:drunk::|~
Oh, dudes- I just totally pucked in your can. Kinda of a mess- sorry- someone got a mop?:redface:
Oh, dudes- I just totally pucked in your can. Kinda of a mess- sorry- someone got a mop?:redface:
Roger Bunting
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@Nukdai Burlada
Welcome to the bar. Good luck to you, Spazzy and your kids on the new arrival. :beer:
Welcome to the bar. Good luck to you, Spazzy and your kids on the new arrival. :beer:
squig hunter
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*Grins evilly at the vomit*
*vomit recoils in fear and jumps into the bucket of it\'s own accord*
Hmm, this job isn\'t as bad as others make it out to be
*dramatic chord of doom*
...
*vomit recoils in fear and jumps into the bucket of it\'s own accord*
Hmm, this job isn\'t as bad as others make it out to be
*dramatic chord of doom*
...
squig hunter
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Very well, more chains it is then
Squig
