Tales from the Freak Bar..5

[Roger Bunting]

I mentioned it in the music thread so I don\'t know if you checked it out yet or not, Liz, but here\'s a link to a song that just makes me feel upbeat and energized.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=2sPxde77NRE

Be warned, it\'s over 6 minutes and the sound quality isn\'t as good as playing the CD on my stereo.

 

[squig hunter]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach

Originally posted by squig hunter

Originally posted by wiccanpony
sorry Squiggy but I soooo want to pinch those cheeks

Which ones?:twisted:

Squig

Ok That\'s an Ear Clip from Donna on the way.
Don\'t try to duck, it\'ll just hurt more on the second pass. lol

Nawww, she luvs me

Squig

 

[Roger Bunting]

If she \"luvved\" you, she be doing more than that. lol

 

[lizcam]

Not with a kid I don\'t think Roger. She does have a moral compass. Stightly off true north but it\'s there.

 

[squig hunter]

Originally posted by lizcam
kid

GIT!:evil:

Squig

 

[Roger Bunting]

I know, which is why I said if.

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by squig hunter

Originally posted by lizcam
kid

GIT!:evil:

Squig

Gotcha! :innocent:

 

[wiccanpony]

We could make him “Bar” mascot

 

[uberdark]

uber comes in with a big box with something tryinhg to get out. he brings out his doily gun and begins to shoot doiles onto each and every table. he then starts throwing pretty little kittens all over the floor....all the while the box keeps rumbling..... he then replaces all the drinks with wine in a box and finally opens the box...

a gaggle of amish men come running out shooting squirrels into each patrons faces as the hijinx ensues. uber walks out of the bar laughing as he locks the doors with his special new key ......the squirrel biter 2000.

good day all.

ubie

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by uberdark
uber comes in with a big box with something tryinhg to get out. he brings out his doily gun and begins to shoot doiles onto each and every table. he then starts throwing pretty little kittens all over the floor....all the while the box keeps rumbling..... he then replaces all the drinks with wine in a box and finally opens the box...

a gaggle of amish men come running out shooting squirrels into each patrons faces as the hijinx ensues. uber walks out of the bar laughing as he locks the doors with his special new key ......the squirrel biter 2000.

good day all.

ubie

Ah, and the world returns to normal(ish). Life is as it should be(ish).

 

[wiccanpony]

Squiggy! Amish & squirrel cleanup,please



the kittens can stay, but be sure to take Steelcult\'s guns away

 

[Squirrelnut Studios]

PUT THE SQUIRREL DOWN.

There, that\'s better. Squirrels have rights, too.

Don\'t worry about the small saddles they\'re putting on the kittens...that\'s for the races later.

 

[squig hunter]

Righto, I\'ll organise a race track, place your bets with Bubba at the counter. Donna, the Amish go in the Amish room in the basement, right? Very well.

Squig

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by squig hunter
Righto, I\'ll organise a race track, place your bets with Bubba at the counter. Donna, the Amish go in the Amish room in the basement, right? Very well.

Squig

yep.... they go into the Shunning roomlol

 

[mud duck]

Is it safe to come out?

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by mud duck
Is it safe to come out?

have you learned your lesson?

 

[mud duck]

don\'t mess with squirrels with swords. and the Amish don\'t like you to try to knock their hats off.

 

[Roger Bunting]

I think some of those squirrels were following me when I went to put fresh flowers on my Nan\'s grave today.

 

[Squirrelnut Studios]

Sounds like you had an honor guard, Roger.

Cool.

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
I think some of those squirrels were following me when I went to put fresh flowers on my Nan\'s grave today.

If they were wearing pirate hats and singing naughty sea chants you are probably right.