Tales from the Freak Bar..5

[Roger Bunting]

Uggghh! Mummy...they\'re being mean to me again!

Yeah, I did mean bear and I actually typed that first but for some unknown reason I changed it.

 

[uberdark]

i\'m sorry if they\'re bean mean to you again.

try not to take it to hard.

muwahahahaha.

the puns are back!!!!!!!!

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by lizcam
bubba, caffien. I don\'t really care in what form. Woke up today to my son growling and slamming his bed against the wall because it broke in the middle of the night. That after only 4 hours of sleep. <sigh>


Why is Fluffy covered in butter, why are the hedge hogs stuck yo his tail and what is killer doing with that elaborite set of plans on that chalk board? ???

:~(poor Alex did he get any bruises you want to show uslol


Killer!, drop the chalk and step away from the blackboard

 

[Roger Bunting]

Okay, it was game night. I played a strategy board game called Corcassonne ( I think that\'s how it was spelled). You had to gain points by laying down tiles to create cities, roads and some other stuff. There were fouyr of us playing, and I won! Whoo!

 

[lizcam]

Well done Roger! So all in all it\'s been a good day then?

 

[Roger Bunting]

Yes it has, apart from the smiley torture.

 

[johnboyjjb]

Smiley torture?



Sorry couldn\'t find a waterboarding or rack one.

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by johnboyjjb


Sorry couldn\'t find a waterboarding or rack one.

lollollol

 

[Roger Bunting]

Ah, the smileys fighting each other is fine. They\'re not tormenting me then. Anyway, why am I bothereed about smileys? It was all Uberdark\'s imagination that somehow infected me. I will resist!

 

[squig hunter]

I finally got a place in a really good school here that I\'ve been waiting to get into for ages

Squig

 

[Sand Rat]

Good Job.

Now keep up the work so you don\'t end up a Contractor like me!

 

[uberdark]

my god i am tired today.... 5,000,000 cc\'s of diet mountain dew bubba.

now liz i dont think a whip is used for the I.V.

tut tut

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by uberdark
my god i am tired today.... 5,000,000 cc\'s of diet mountain dew bubba.

now liz i dont think a whip is used for the I.V.

tut tut

To the basement with you Ubie. I\'ll wake you up. Trust me. :twisted:

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by uberdark
my god i am tired today.... 5,000,000 cc\'s of diet mountain dew bubba.

now liz i dont think a whip is used for the I.V.

tut tut

To the basement with you Ubie. I\'ll wake you up. Trust me. :twisted:

with what?! your soccer ball.

please.....

i have two small children.....you got nuthin on me.

:twisted:

 

[wiccanpony]

well Liz has a teenager



:twisted: also it seems we have a new Mopboy....johnboyjjb!:twisted: Airhead, cue the key machine

I would unlock Squiggy’s tracking collar but the imp has slipped out and hidden it. At least we can stop him pimping out the cheerleaders:cussing:

 

[Roger Bunting]

Well spotted there, Donna, about the new mopboy. He kept quiet about that.

 

[wiccanpony]

lol he can’t escape his Fate

 

[uberdark]

i say johnboy should be undave\'s peg leg.

he can be my substitute for my 7th grade class.

now THATS TORTURE!!!

 

[squig hunter]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
well Liz has a teenager



:twisted: also it seems we have a new Mopboy....johnboyjjb!:twisted: Airhead, cue the key machine

I would unlock Squiggy’s tracking collar but the imp has slipped out and hidden it. At least we can stop him pimping out the cheerleaders:cussing:

Hehehehehe, no more mopboy duties for me *cue ominous chord*. And dear little wiccykins, however do you plan on doing that?

Squig

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by squig hunter
And dear little wiccykins, however do you plan on doing that?
Squig

By remote control.......Electric Training collars are unlawful on Dogs but not apparently on former MopBoys.
Prepare to be fitted, Cue Ominous Hum :twisted::evil: