Tales from the Freak Bar..5

uberdark

New member
uber walks in and releases his furry little woodland creatures into a shock attack gun....as they are sucked through the warp they turn into gibbering mime-squirrels wielding lightsabers. when they make it out of the warp they rematerialize in roger\'s stomach and liz\'s ham on rye sandwich.

all of them quite silent as death..............
 

uberdark

New member
Originally posted by Pepe the mime



ubermime.jpg

man i am one sexy mime.


and btw guys i know who the mime is!!!!!!!!!!!

its undave!!!!!!

how else does a mime get access to undaves photobucket album? man a pirate mime is pretty darn scary!!!!!

now lets get him!!!!!!! take his booty!!!!

yaaaarrrrrrrr
 

Roger Bunting

New member
*walks in to the bar and over to what looked like himself but is in fact a life-size facsimilie*

There seems to be something rattling around inside this.
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by Undave
Well who did you think it was? Pepe is one of the voic.... er... figments of my imagination lol

Actually, I\'ve had the mistaken impression that it was Ubie. Sorry. I should have known. :D
 

uberdark

New member
Originally posted by lizcam
Originally posted by Undave
Well who did you think it was? Pepe is one of the voic.... er... figments of my imagination lol

Actually, I\'ve had the mistaken impression that it was Ubie. Sorry. I should have known. :D

well i happen to be five other people on here....but i\'m NOT telling who.

sooooooo......................................................................................................................................................................................................................muwahahahaahahahaha!!!!:cool:
 

squig hunter

New member
Originally posted by uberdark
i wonder if the mimes and squirrels are workign in conjunction with squig.

squig are you amish?


wait you would need to have a beard by now.

:eek:! How darteh thouoops, \'course not Ubie auld cappielad, certainly not indeed :twisted:

Squig
 

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Originally posted by uberdark
well i happen to be five other people on here....but i\'m NOT telling who.
Supervike
WickenPony
Liz
Bubba
Max Headroom

(what\'s the prize if I get it right?)
lol
 

uberdark

New member
Originally posted by airhead
Originally posted by uberdark
well i happen to be five other people on here....but i\'m NOT telling who.
Supervike
WickenPony
Liz
Bubba
Max Headroom

(what\'s the prize if I get it right?)
lol

if you get it right i will give you a mime loaded up with squats.
 

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Man, I\'ve had the squats. Don\'t need them again. Throwing in a mime is no added bonus either.

Just remember that your federal mime stamp requires you to use a silencer when shooting mimes. Special stamp is required for mimes. Bag limit is one per day with a maximum of 3 in possession.
 

uberdark

New member
Originally posted by airhead
Man, I\'ve had the squats. Don\'t need them again. Throwing in a mime is no added bonus either.

Just remember that your federal mime stamp requires you to use a silencer when shooting mimes. Special stamp is required for mimes. Bag limit is one per day with a maximum of 3 in possession.

dont forget the 3rd saturday of every month you trade in 3 for a case of mice.
 

Avelorn

Sven Jonsson
Yeah and I am a bunch of other people here as well! :D Namely \"Automaton\", \"Cyril\", \"Allan C\", \"Freeman\" and \"GLOOM\" :innocent:

Pepe I don\'t think this relationship is really working.. we need to start talking to each other!
 

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Originally posted by uberdark
dont forget the 3rd saturday of every month you trade in 3 for a case of mice.
I have a house full of women. The 3rd saturday of each month, I get on the boat and don\'t come home for a week.
:rolleyes:
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:no:you people are destroying all my illusions, next you will be telling me Vikey is really a 12 year old cross dresser
 

supervike

Super Moderator
Originally posted by wiccanpony
:no:you people are destroying all my illusions, next you will be telling me Vikey is really a 12 year old cross dresser

Erm....that is so close to the truth, as to be a bit scary.....:beer:
 
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