Tales from the Freak Bar..5

[Zora]

Originally posted by squig hunter
*comes in behind a small shoal of cheerleaders* *beats stick*

You REALLY shouldn\'t have phrased it like that...lol

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Zora

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by wiccanpony
???pardon, when did cheerleaders wear thongs, fishnets and corsets??????????? I need help lacing this damn corset up:twisted:

I\'ll do you if you do me. :twisted:

waiting for the male stampede into the Bar to watch.......lol

What stampede? We\'re still in the basement and I seem to have been forgotten -again- , so I\'m just going to lay here quietly and enjoy the show...:twisted:

That\'s it...a little lower....

It\'s a good day to be me.

We\'ll have to leave you to the tender mercies of Darling Albert while we\'re gone. He\'ll be gentle......if you want. :twisted:

 

[Darling Albert]

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by Zora

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by wiccanpony
???pardon, when did cheerleaders wear thongs, fishnets and corsets??????????? I need help lacing this damn corset up:twisted:

I\'ll do you if you do me. :twisted:

waiting for the male stampede into the Bar to watch.......lol

What stampede? We\'re still in the basement and I seem to have been forgotten -again- , so I\'m just going to lay here quietly and enjoy the show...:twisted:

That\'s it...a little lower....

It\'s a good day to be me.

We\'ll have to leave you to the tender mercies of Darling Albert while we\'re gone. He\'ll be gentle......if you want. :twisted:

Gentle? I zink you have me mixed up with mein brother:twisted:

 

[Zora]

What? Sorry, no Zora here. Just us cheerleaders!

Boy, the things you have to do to hang around with scantily-dressed women...

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Darling Albert

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by Zora

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by wiccanpony
???pardon, when did cheerleaders wear thongs, fishnets and corsets??????????? I need help lacing this damn corset up:twisted:

I\'ll do you if you do me. :twisted:

waiting for the male stampede into the Bar to watch.......lol

What stampede? We\'re still in the basement and I seem to have been forgotten -again- , so I\'m just going to lay here quietly and enjoy the show...:twisted:

That\'s it...a little lower....

It\'s a good day to be me.

We\'ll have to leave you to the tender mercies of Darling Albert while we\'re gone. He\'ll be gentle......if you want. :twisted:

Gentle? I zink you have me mixed up with mein brother:twisted:

Just make sure he doesn\'t bleed on any of the good rugs:twisted:

 

[Darling Albert]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by Darling Albert

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by Zora

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by wiccanpony
???pardon, when did cheerleaders wear thongs, fishnets and corsets??????????? I need help lacing this damn corset up:twisted:

I\'ll do you if you do me. :twisted:

waiting for the male stampede into the Bar to watch.......lol

What stampede? We\'re still in the basement and I seem to have been forgotten -again- , so I\'m just going to lay here quietly and enjoy the show...:twisted:

That\'s it...a little lower....

It\'s a good day to be me.

We\'ll have to leave you to the tender mercies of Darling Albert while we\'re gone. He\'ll be gentle......if you want. :twisted:

Gentle? I zink you have me mixed up with mein brother:twisted:

Just make sure he doesn\'t bleed on any of the good rugs:twisted:

Your vish is mein command Mistress :twisted: Come now, bitte? *unlocks basement door*

 

[airhead]

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by wiccanpony
???pardon, when did cheerleaders wear thongs, fishnets and corsets??????????? I need help lacing this damn corset up:twisted:

I\'ll do you if you do me. :twisted:

*where is the drool smiley?*

 

[mud duck]

I let Squid herd the cheerleaders. I\'m hanging out with the virgins. Less Rah Rah Sis Boom Baa, (hard on the ears) And all that \'jingling\' I think that my eyes were going to pop out and my neck was going to come unscrewed.
Yes, I think that I\'ll stick with the Virgins, they give really good back rubs :twisted:


Oh and to My fellow Skaven Warlords. \"Squeek squeek. Squeeka sqigga Squeek.\"


Oh wait a second that\'s squirrel.....

 

[Zora]

As a friend to squirrels they have empowered me to tell you on their behalf:

Squeak squeak squeak, squeak, squeaker...

You\'ve been warned.

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Zora
As a friend to squirrels they have empowered me to tell you on their behalf:

Squeak squeak squeak, squeak, squeaker...

You\'ve been warned.

Zora, sweetie, if you don\'t mind being on top of an all-girl pyramid while wearing tight shorts and a muscle shirt one of the male cheerleaders got sick. We need a replacement. Wanna climb on a bunch of girls?

 

[Zora]

:flip: Do you REALLY need my answer? It should be obvious...

Never thought I\'d be asked THAT in my lifetime...

 

[supervike]

See, now this is exactly why I had to call the ex terminator.

 

[Roger Bunting]

SQUEEK! Orcs and Goblins? I saw no orcs and goblins. Oh wait, were they those green things running away over the hills crying for their mummies? Squeek!

 

[Zora]

Roger, if you lived closer I\'d give you a battle with my snotling army...once I get it put together, and read the rules, and etc. etc.

THEN we\'d show you!lol

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
SQUEEK! Orcs and Goblins? I saw no orcs and goblins. Oh wait, were they those green things running away over the hills crying for their mummies? Squeek!

Bubba! cheese platers for the rats..pardon..Skavens and Mexican buffet for us cheerleaders :beer:

 

[Roger Bunting]

Zora, maybe they went to fetch the snotlings. Some of them did rally and do some damage but it was too little too late. Some of my units didn\'t get into battle unil the last turn or two and two units didn\'t at all, they weren\'t needed.

The cheerleaders certainly helped along with the blood sacrifice I made earlier (I cut my finger yet again, hazard of the miniaturist), and I drank some warpstone Juice, otherwise known as Apple Tango.

 

[wiccanpony]

what army are you up against next.......

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
what army are you up against next.......

A little bird told me he\'s up against one of Kev White\'s kids next and Sally will be there! I\'m conflicted now! Do I cheer for Roger, the hero of the freakbar or kiss ass and cheer for the son of one of my sculpting heros? We should take a vote!

 

[wiccanpony]

make out like you’re Switzerland...... neutral


besides The White kids have their mom & da

Roger\" has us,killer,bubba,fluffy,Squig and many others.. go! Roger!!now if Kev made more nekked men:drunk:

 

[Roger Bunting]

I\'ve no idea which game it will be yet, but I\'m looking forward to meeting two of the HF brigade.