Tales from the Freak Bar..5

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Toilet Beard
Yarr, that it be, just don\'t be askin\' where the water be comin\' from :drunk:

the sherpas?

 

[Toilet Beard]

Nar it actually be finest Buxton mineral water, us pirates got some class too y\'know.

Anyway, I told ye not to ask:cussing:

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Toilet Beard
Nar it actually be finest Buxton mineral water, us pirates got some class too y\'know.

Anyway, I told ye not to ask:cussing:

you’ll eat rancid bully beef, weevil ships biscuits but have to have bottled water

I\'m an evil Wench like I would listen to orders:moon:

 

[Toilet Beard]

Them ain\'t just any weevil ships biscuits, them be Marks an\' Spencer\'s rum marinated weevil, safron an\' stem ginger all butter shortcake biscuits with a hint o\' bilge rat.

This ain\'t just grub, this be M&S grub.

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Toilet Beard
Them ain\'t just any weevil ships biscuits, them be Marks an\' Spencer\'s rum marinated weevil, safron an\' stem ginger all butter shortcake biscuits with a hint o\' bilge rat.

This ain\'t just grub, this be M&S grub.

eeeeeewwwwwwww:|~


visit the \"jakes\" frequentlylol

 

[Toilet Beard]

Aye, we be \'avin\' an entire poop deck :|~

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Toilet Beard
Aye, we be \'avin\' an entire poop deck :|~

Mop Boy to the poop deck, Mop Boy to the poop deck,

don\'t you just hate it when pirates aren\'t housebroken:cussing:lol

 

[Roger Bunting]

A poem for Donna.

The sorrowed sighs
of sunset
are yet murmuring among the stars
with fierce intentions
of honoring the Light,
infinite brightness swaying
in the sky.

The lingering leaves
fulfill their kaleidoscopic destinies
with the gentle breeze of Time,

following the Path
that beckons their flight,
swirling colors in their wake.

The wild wind
is deep & determined
to invoke change
upon the landscape ~

silvered clouds caught in chaotic currents
sweep across the horizon
with sullen strength,

destruction & growth
in their grip...


by Wanda Lea Brayton

 

[uberdark]

tiny little fleas with onboard computers attached to their feet bounce merrily across the floor, all with one thing on their mind.

BEER!!!!!

they infiltrate the bar and make it to the back and immediately drink all the beer in the bar. fluffy tries to stop them, but alas he is beset by 20 fleas nipping at his neck, the one place he cant itch.

all the while uber sits in the bowling alley room laughing meniachally as he plays more of warhammer online.

have a nice day.

 

[uberdark]

you know someone told me that pirates STINK at dodgeball. is that true?

hehe.

 

[lizcam]

It must be Monday. Hi Ubie and Ubies fleas.

MOPBOY! Call the exterminater! I don\'t want to have to move the Freakbar just yet. And make sure he pays close attention to the basement. Theres lots of furry things down the that get used on a regular basis. Don\'t want fleas biting at the wrong time.

What can I buy you to drink Ubie?

 

[uberdark]

come on liz.....you cant buy me any beer cause i took all the fleas back...they have mini kegs strapped to their backs.

but i could go for a framboise. the fleas wouldnt touch that \"beer\" for some reason.

hehe.

 

[wiccanpony]

thank you for the poem Roger, fits in with the essence of the Autumnal Equinox



Liz, make sure Uber gets the “bill” for the exterminator ........ putting ointment on Fluffys bites


of course Pirates suck at dodge ball, they use cannon balls after all

 

[airhead]

Originally posted by uberdark
you know someone told me that pirates STINK at dodgeball. is that true?

hehe.

I thought it was just because pirates stink.

Happy Equinox Donna.

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by airhead

Originally posted by uberdark
you know someone told me that pirates STINK at dodgeball. is that true?

hehe.

I thought it was just because pirates stink.

Happy Equinox Donna.

:drool::drool:must be why Toilet Beard wears so much Old Spice...choke, gasps

Thanks Kevin, I have a small Altar up for the day, we’ll see how that goes..... didn’t have any fruits of the harvest to place around it, So My Lady will have to make do with a dark chocolate bar and a bag of Ritz crackers.... it’s the thought that counts:beer:lol

 

[Roger Bunting]

The poet did a good job then as it was about the Equinox. :kiss:

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
The poet did a good job then as it was about the Equinox. :kiss:

does it feel like Autumn in the UK, you lucky people have real seasons, not like my two..winter, the sky opens up and three drops of rain fall....summer, wildfires burns us to a crisp

 

[Roger Bunting]

Not quite yet. It\'s getting cooler but the leaves are still very much green and summer flowers are still blooming.

 

[wiccanpony]

are going to play today? and if so what army?

 

[Roger Bunting]

Okay, so it was game day. 40k this time with my daemonhunters (pretty much universally considered the weakest army in 40k these days). I played against one of the top players and he was using his tournament Chaos marine (mostly Khorne) army. I lost but didn\'t disgrace myself. I killed one and only slaanesh marine unit and took out several of his berzerkers. However, the best was tyhat I killed his daemon prince and Kharne the betrayer (a special character). He fell to a lowly stormtrooper. Mwhahahahah! I still had a dreadnought at the end of the game who went four turns with a unit of Khorne Berzerkers.