Tales from the Freak Bar..6

lizcam

New member
Yes you may because you asked so nice.

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wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by squig hunter
Originally posted by wiccanpony
:D at least “MY” specal personal suppy of vigins are safely hiding........
:twisted:

:twisted: I think not :twisted:

SQuig


:eek: aaaaakkk.......running to the ManCave to check on my Helloween Treats:cussing: if I catch one fingerprint on them:evil:
 

squig hunter

New member
Originally posted by wiccanpony
Originally posted by squig hunter
Originally posted by wiccanpony
:D at least “MY” specal personal suppy of vigins are safely hiding........
:twisted:

:twisted: I think not :twisted:

SQuig


:eek: aaaaakkk.......running to the ManCave to check on my Helloween Treats:cussing: if I catch one fingerprint on them:evil:

No fingerprints... No treats either... :twisted:

Squig
 

mattsterbenz

New member
Originally posted by lizcam
Come to think of it, where\'s mattsterbenz? There\'s nothing more humiliating than being mocked by THE MOPBOY!

I\'m right here. Just woke up. It\'s 2:05 pm... lol

Sorry I broke a couple... Couldn\'t help myself!
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by mud duck
breaking virgins?!? Me? Never :twisted::twisted:

And whats up with the no heavy stuff, What did I do? Hummm.....

Broke Virgins. Squiggy said so. He never lies.



wait............





Did I just say that?
 

DaN

New member
??? :D FREE SWEETS!??! :D ???

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Is this real or all part of some crazy sugar-induced-coma?

Is this the real life? Or is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality...

Umm tangent. SWWEEETTTSSS :D
 

uberdark

New member
well its monday so lets see what uber can throw at you guys today.

ummmm....you know what i think i got nothing..... i am literally that tired.

Dan its your turn to throw things at the hoarde of cmoners/.....get a move on.
 

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
Originally posted by Dragonsreach
Originally posted by Crestion du Sable
Originally posted by lizcam
Originally posted by Springbok
Yea, sorry about that... They dont seem to build \'em like they used to, a couple of rounds of extreme twister and they just fall apart!

I tried to fix her, but I ran out of double-sided sticky tape
She\'s not a robot you know. She\'s a real live girl. You did FEED them didn\'t you? And bathe them? And let them sleep?

That\'s it! No puppy for you!!!

\'Eh a little spot wield here, a touch of sodder there, you get a 7 of 9 belly dancer :p
It\'s very great pity that you Americans don\'t understand English. ;)
Soldering is the technique of joining two items together using a low melting point Lead alloy.
Soddering is joining two items together in a totally different manner. :eek:

I noticed that as well, but I laughed all over again when you pointed it out.
Thx.
 

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
Colonoscopies are no joke , but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. \'Take it easy, Doc. You\'re boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. \'Find Amelia Earhart yet?\'

3. \'Can you hear me NOW?\'

4. \'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?\'

5. \'You know, in Arkansas , we\'re now legally married.\'

6. \'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?\'

7. \'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...\'

8. \'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!\'

9. \'If your hand doesn\'t fit, you must quit!

10. \'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.\'

11. \'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn\'t you?\'

12. \'God, now I know why I am not gay.\'


And the best one of all..


13. \'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?\'
 

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
Golly, but I missed this place.
Hopefully with me having to be online for most of my classwork I can be a sneaky git and pop in more often.

I promise I\'ll behave. And I really must be crazy to be so happy to return to a forum!

Did you guys even miss me?
I was like a flash in the pan, freaked in a flash and was gone!!

And where\'s Meg?

CHEERS you lot.

*sniggers*
 

lizcam

New member
Yes we missed you! Haven\'t seen much of Meg lately either. It\'ll be good to have you back for a bit. What you been up to?
 

Roger Bunting

New member
Good to see you, Jesterz! Those quotes are very funny. lol

It was game night yesterday and this time it was a three-way No Limits battle. I madea few mistakes, sent my assault trrops too early into combat without support, isolated my General too much as I dithered on where to send him, and late in the game lost sight of the objectives, so whilst we each had a similar number of troops left, I lost due to not controlling an objective. Oh well, it was fun.
 

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:beer: I don\'t know about anyone else but I miss you Jesterz



:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek: eery sounds emanate from behind the Basement’s Green Door” heavy labored breathing, the soft fearful muttering of a foreign tongue. Dull clanking, the click of nails upon granite steps.....the “Bar” grows quiet.

The Door opens displaying Squig Hunter evil grin on high-beam, a large clear Crystal canopic jar in his hands. Enormous tarantulas crawl about inside which he releases about the Bar, quickly spiders bustle up the walls and begin to weave webs.

Behind Squiggy dragging a heavy cauldron come the muttering zombie sherpas, bats swoop up from the dark Basement depths to swoop and flutter about. The click of nails is shown to be Fluffy adorn in orange and black ribbons a huge jack-o-lantern set between his great horns.

Finally enters The Witch..come my Freaks tis Halloween soon, time to deck the halls...”Mop Boy where’s my glue gun!!!:twisted:lol:twisted:
 

Sand Rat

New member
Tarantualas? Amatuer -

Reaches into Clyde\'s bag of holding and draws out a jar of . . . . .


CAMEL SPIDERS!!!!

By the way, I\'m coming to the Halloween Party as a contractor, Iraqi type.
 
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