Tales from the Freak Bar..6

[wiccanpony]

Because Uber is feeling needy again...... mutter..high maintenance boy :evil:



ok..thought some of the new people might like to hear the story of the Freak Bar, how it came to be and other interesting facts..

IN THE BEGINNING or HANG ON, IT’S GOING TO BE A BUMPY RIDE


Once upon a time...in a land far far away....Freaks were born, they roamed the CMON General Discussion lost and lonely, not to mention wreaking havoc on the landscape and taunting their unfreak brethren.

But these wild barbaric Freaks were being watched by Elder Powers who in their wisdom and because they had nothing else better to do, decided to make a home for the Freaks. Could be because a Court Judge slapped them with a halt and deist order or they just got tired of the wild & woolies peeing any old place.

Thaumaturgic powers were wielded together to grab a piece of Raw Dripping Chaos and mold it into a ‘Dynamic Magical Place”.

Arcane words were spoken, blood & beer sacrificed by the keg, unholy pacts made with the IRS and one whooping Visa Bill later. The firmament parted to revel an eccentric and wonderful “Building”, so the Freak Bar was born ( all without an epidermal). :beer::twisted:

 

[Necroghast]

I am no freak! I am \"member\" hear me WAAGH!!

 

[squig hunter]

And let\'s start off with a pic of my grin :twisted:

Yay, new freakbar, gets out anti-furry-critter cannon... :twisted:

Squig

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by Roger Bunting
Liz, it\'s tuesday. I thought we could follow the migration of the Monarch butterflies.

Mmmmmmmm Sounds wonderful Roger! I love chasing butterflies! And Monarchs are my favortie! I\'d love to chase butterflies with you Roger. Think you\'re up to it?

because it\'s date day and Roger hasn\'t replied yet I\'m pulling this over here.



Nice place. The tunnels dug yet?

 

[wiccanpony]

The tunnels dug yet?

I had to transport the tunnels over by magic.... the sherpas have been hanging around the cheerleaders, not only are they getting lazy, but they are starting to speak in “valley talk” and paint their nailslol

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
The tunnels dug yet?

I had to transport the tunnels over by magic.... the sherpas have been hanging around the cheerleaders, not only are they getting lazy, but they are starting to speak in “valley talk” and paint their nailslol

Hmmm, looks like I\'ll have to start training camps again. Let\'s see, can\'t be on Tuesdays. That\'s Roger\'s day.

Ok, Monday is Sherpa training day. Lot\'s of climbing high mountains carrying heavey weights and butter churning on those days.

Tuesday Is date day and the sherpas and cheerleaders can get together those days because if I\'m off having fun I guess they can too.

Wednesday is cheerleader training camp days. Lots of boobie bouncing and gymnastics. I\'ll need volenteers to makes pyramids. Think any of the boys will want to help?

Thursday is Amish/squirrel compatibility day. We\'ll have to teach them how to get along. Or at least how to point straight so no more bystanders get shot. The Dr. bills are getting out of hand.

Friday will be language instruction day. Can\'t have our various idalects getting crossed. I heard a virgin speaking sherpa slang the other day. That\'s just WRONG! :wow: :no:

We\'ll still take the weekend off I think.

Oh.......the cheerleader pyramid sign up sheet is on the bar. First come first served.

 

[DaN]

Ninja.

 

[uberdark]

uber opens up a new room complete with an indoor golfing range and rugby room. he also kicks fluffy out of the room and puts up his anti-fluffy repellant.

finally a sign that states firmly: NO GIRLS! unless they\'re hot.

so i guess squiggy needs to stay out. you joker smiling girly man.

btw squiggy: those cadians are rockin!!! after i am done with my kult of speed i am going straight to IG. when does the new codex come out?

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by uberdark
finally a sign that states firmly: NO GIRLS! unless they\'re hot.

I guess Donna and I can go in any time we want then. Nerd girls are hot. California girls are hot. Freakbar girls are hot. We\'re both all 3. I think we qualify. Lets just move this sign, shall we?

<removes sign and tears in half with superhuman femanist strength>

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by uberdark
finally a sign that states firmly: NO GIRLS! unless they\'re hot.

I guess Donna and I can go in any time we want then. Nerd girls are hot. California girls are hot. Freakbar girls are hot. We\'re both all 3. I think we qualify. Lets just move this sign, shall we?

<removes sign and tears in half with superhuman femanist strength>

silly girl.....its a self-replicating sign. not even a wiccan and a nerd girl can stop it.

i bet you guys are kind of feeling like Gul\' Dukat\' and Weyun after Rom put up the self-replicating bomb field in front of the worm hole huh!

and if you know what that means then you can come in any time you want.




MUWAHAHAHAAHHA

 

[Necroghast]

I um... know what your talking about.

 

[wiccanpony]

??? what sign???

Gul\' Dukat\' needs to dress better:|~

I go where I will , check with the \"Big Man\",Bubba

 

[airhead]

Just heard from Spazzy. Her and the newest are doing fine. Elias.
:beer:

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by airhead
Just heard from Spazzy. Her and the newest are doing fine. Elias.
:beer:

:beer::flip: great news.......now if we can get Spazzy to kick Uber\'s muskratlol

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by airhead
Just heard from Spazzy. Her and the newest are doing fine. Elias.
:beer:

:beer::flip: great news.......now if we can get Spazzy to kick Uber\'s muskratlol

HEY NOW....YOU LEAVE THE DAMN MUSKRAT OUT OF THIS!!!!!!!

he has feelins\' ya know.

:sniffs:

 

[Roger Bunting]

Pass on my congratulations to Spazzy and her family, Airhead. :flip:

Hmm, am I up to chasing butterflies, Liz? I wouldn\'t have suggested it if I wasn\'t, now would I?

I also know what Uber is talking about.You should know by now, Uber that nothing is quite what it seems here. You\'ve been duped with that sign. It was sold to you by a conman. There ain\'t nothin\' replicating about it, I\'m afraid.

 

[Roger Bunting]

Okay, second games night of the week. This time it was my first game of No Limits using my new Grymn army against a gang of Necromunda models and some Pulp models (funny that, eh Donna? What with you mentioning them yesterday and both of us having said we\'d never heard of them). Anyway, que Mexican Wave...

I won!

:flip:

Not only that but I two thirds of my army left and I annihilated his. Mwhahahahahahaha!

 

[wiccanpony]

:flip: Whoot!! way to go Roger..... doing \"end zone\" dancelol

 

[Undave]

One of my friends is a wiccan and she\'s quite into dream interpretation so I thought I\'d share the dream I had last night and see if anyone can figure out if it has any deep seated meaning or whether I should lay off the cheese before bedtime.


OK, so for some reason someone was demonstrating variations on the game of snooker to me. The first involved using large dice instead of balls and whoever got the highest score when they hit them with the cue won. A bit weird but it could work if you hit the dice hard enough...

The second variation was where it started to get a bit more odd. Instead of round balls they were all egg shaped and you didn\'t use a cue. Instead you had trained rabbit-hamsters which chased the eggs into the pockets for you whilst you directed them by humming...

Any ideas or am I just losing it?
:drunk:

 

[Darling Albert]

Originally posted by Undave

*Crazyness*

My professional, medical opinion is zat you are, how do I say, hmmm, loco?