Tales from the Freak Bar..6

lizcam

lizcam

New member
New girl in you life undave? Or possibly a current girl hinting at things? Rolling the dice and coming up with eggs and bunnies..............Is there a baby in your future maybe? :D Or are you just worried about it happening?
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:cool:your soul is bound in a sea of mundane worries, you’re looking for a way out, but the common place is not working,

You must stir the inner creative side of your brain to find the solution and escape



...............that or you need to get laid ;) ...............




I\'ll send you my \"bill\"
:plol
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:beer: Bubba!........... iced peach tea out pool side if you please... going to be a hot day (Liz... stop that snickering in the corner, just because you bask in the glow of the Devil’s Inferno)
 
squig hunter

squig hunter

New member
Silly Undave, you have to use an expresso spoon (or something, I don\'t do coffee, the long spoon), long and narrow enough :) BTW, did you get my PM ?

Squig
 
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Undave

Flockwit
I did, yes. I thought I\'d sent you a reply but I must be mistaken. It was difficult to tell what was in the mould do you have any pics of the finished product?
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:beer: for Kevin, may his DM Screen never be breached

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.sanraal.nl/bushdnd.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.sanraal.nl/dnd_humour.htm&start=2&h=400&w=600&sz=95&tbnid=PkPlG2pnQKTwmM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=135&hl=en&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dd%2526d%2Bear%2Bgrub%2Bmonster%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26ie%3DUTF-8&um=1&usg=__3_TM5wLBH55B-Y9ZotrKl7OAoiA=
 
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mud duck

New member
Wow, It sure is nice and shiny in here. The Sherpas are needing to know if we are moving all the holiday decorations or just getting new.

Did the alcohol make it over, I think that I could use a drink or two.
 
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uberdark

New member
Originally posted by wiccanpony
:beer: for Kevin, may his DM Screen never be breached

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.sanraal.nl/bushdnd.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.sanraal.nl/dnd_humour.htm&start=2&h=400&w=600&sz=95&tbnid=PkPlG2pnQKTwmM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=135&hl=en&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dd%2526d%2Bear%2Bgrub%2Bmonster%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26ie%3DUTF-8&um=1&usg=__3_TM5wLBH55B-Y9ZotrKl7OAoiA=
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whatever man.....bush is a horrible dm.... he\'s a power gamer. saddam used to be a cleric half orc level 16 and then he reads bush\'s notes for his game and next thing you know we are takign over his country.

a shrewd DM he is.

just replace terrorist with fluff player and that\'s what the real war is on.
 
lizcam

lizcam

New member
Bubba, something strong and smooth served by a naked man who\'s good with his hands. It\'s been an itneresting day.

I found out that my phone bill was $1000.00 because my phone company seems to be charging ME when my latest love interest calls me from England. I found out because my ex went on line to \"pay all (my) bills just because it would make (me) smile.\" He then tells me that \"I just paid $1000.00 for a phone bill and I\'m still officially your husband so I think I deserve to know who you\'re talking to!\" I tell him. He\'s not happy.

I then get in a car accident. Lady turns right and bumps my right rear tire. She wasn\'t paying any attention to me, just figured she could pull out right behind me but I had to make a quick stop because someone stepped off the curb right in front of me. No damage to MY SUV but her Hundai will need work. <sigh>

I head for work and just as I\'m getting off the freeway I blow a tire (not the one she hit. The one on the other side). I sit in a parking lot for 2 hours before AAA calls and says that they aren\'t going to be able to get to me untill 7:05 pm (another hour). That\'s 5 mins AFTER the tire store closes. So now I have to get up at the crack of dawn on my day off and go back to where my car is and wait for AAA yet again so I can get it fixed.

I didn\'t make it to work either. I just called my son and had him come pick me up. I\'m going to drink and hide for a bit. Maybe it will go away. :(
 
airhead

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Poor Liz, sounds like your yesterday was my Tuesday.

Everything I touched at work Monday had to be redone Tuesday. Then the client rejected one of my forms and it all had to be redone again Wednesday. (hopefully it stuck this time)
 
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Springbok

New member
Bubba, can I have a pint and a pack of beef jerkey please... Hello everyone, been a while! Anyone wanna join me for a curry tonight?:D
 
lizcam

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by Springbok
Bubba, can I have a pint and a pack of beef jerkey please... Hello everyone, been a while! Anyone wanna join me for a curry tonight?:D
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Ohhhhh!!!! Hello! It\'s been a while! How \'bout we make a night of it? I\'ll have the cafe send over some curry and the virgins will belly dance for us. They don\'t sit around in those outfits for nothing. They are highly trained belly dancers. Look. Here\'s what they look like!

Thevirgins.jpg
 
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uberdark

New member
to miss pony

fanks fer da keysssssssssssssss.......zzzzzzzz.......

hic....lesh me tell ya somefin.... kids dees dayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.. they has ta goo away and not cime back! thats why i has decided to go an chop off da\' hands of da little ponce..... hic..... all i need nowf izzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
300 toothpicks an sam good ol\' putty knives.

i\'ll get rife on it as soon as i wake up...

uber then passes out on the ground as fluffy walks up to hump his leg.
 
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