Tales from the Freak Bar..6

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uberdark

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Originally posted by lizcam
Bubba, something strong and smooth served by a naked man who\'s good with his hands. It\'s been an itneresting day.

I found out that my phone bill was $1000.00 because my phone company seems to be charging ME when my latest love interest calls me from England. I found out because my ex went on line to \"pay all (my) bills just because it would make (me) smile.\" He then tells me that \"I just paid $1000.00 for a phone bill and I\'m still officially your husband so I think I deserve to know who you\'re talking to!\" I tell him. He\'s not happy.

I then get in a car accident. Lady turns right and bumps my right rear tire. She wasn\'t paying any attention to me, just figured she could pull out right behind me but I had to make a quick stop because someone stepped off the curb right in front of me. No damage to MY SUV but her Hundai will need work. <sigh>

I head for work and just as I\'m getting off the freeway I blow a tire (not the one she hit. The one on the other side). I sit in a parking lot for 2 hours before AAA calls and says that they aren\'t going to be able to get to me untill 7:05 pm (another hour). That\'s 5 mins AFTER the tire store closes. So now I have to get up at the crack of dawn on my day off and go back to where my car is and wait for AAA yet again so I can get it fixed.

I didn\'t make it to work either. I just called my son and had him come pick me up. I\'m going to drink and hide for a bit. Maybe it will go away. :(
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i say its time the both of us get together and get drunk as well. you read my latest post on the 9:30 am thing.... almost as bad. except for the 1,000 dollar bill.

so since it took me a year to figure out about ollie and his lady, then is roger yours?

or am i still clueless? if its squigs then we need to talk hon.... not because he\'s 13.... but because its squig....... i mean squig girl..... he hears things that arent there. nudge nudge... besides my shirt is a +21 shirt of smiting. that makes me better.

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lizcam

lizcam

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Originally posted by uberdark
so since it took me a year to figure out about ollie and his lady, then is roger yours?

or am i still clueless? if its squigs then we need to talk hon.... not because he\'s 13.... but because its squig....... i mean squig girl..... he hears things that arent there. nudge nudge... besides my shirt is a +21 shirt of smiting. that makes me better.

;)
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I\'ll let my love interest tell the world who he is when he\'s ready. Yes he is from here but that\'s all I\'m saying except that it is definatly NOT Squiggy! <shudder> That\'s just WAYYYYYYY too wrong!

I\'ll buy you one if you buy me one and so on. I think we both need to get sluppy assed drunk. :drunk:
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:eek: stepping over Uber’s sticky body, “fluffy! bad dragon. bad”...note to self: have Fluffy fixed, along with Uber


Liz has a love interest ? pardon, when did she have time with all that painting......you “are” painting, right girl?

Now you two leave Squiggy out of it......... besides he is in training to be the Bar’s Prime Hit Man.... he has to stay a :innocent: lean mean sarcasm machine.
 
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Undave

Flockwit
Right! Now I\'m fed up :mad:

No one turned up at the club again. There were only three people besides myself who turned up last week. It does tend to go in fits and starts but I think we need some new blood and that means advertising. Problem is before we can advertise we need a snappy logo to put on the posters and that means finding someone to draw one. Maybe I could hold some kind of competition with minis for the winner seeing as I\'m currently the one holding the club\'s purse strings :twisted:
 
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fieldarchy

New member
so we\'ve moved onto bar number six since I\'ve left the scene.

Well I\'m back on the prowl for some fun.

hope y\'all have been doing well.
 
lizcam

lizcam

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Bubba, I need something to help steady my hands. I\'ve spent all morning trying to sculpt a foot. Just one. actually the bottom of one. I need it sticking out from under a heavey slab of stone. I got the hand off a mini. And I found something for a light saber. Robe sleeves aren\'t hard to make. But I suck at sculpting. I tried, though. Any ideas anyone? I need a foot! :(
 
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Roger Bunting

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\'t\'was game night again.

A Grymn Civil War. Kev had been told just the day before to put together an army for Kieren to use. So apparently Kev left his sculpting chair for the first time in aeons and painted. He was busy painting all afternoon. Nothing fancy, just some base coats but he got an army done, stressed but enjoyed it, apparently.

The game itself was looking tough, stalemate in the first turn, and for the first few turns Kieren had the uncanny knack of rolling 1s on the d10 for initiative (the lower the better in No Limits), so I was always on the back foot. However, I managed to start making progress and it was close with a few models left each. Then I finally won initiative and turned the game. So victory was mine!

It was enjoyable, some rules may have been fudged because I hadn\'t memorised all of them and nobody else had played the game before at all.

Photos were taken, both by me and Sally, so there should be some on the FoD and here. Sally said she doesn\'t do photos but I\'m sure she\'s appeared on one of the table top shots.

I also got a look at the new models which are only shipping starting today, except the Dominatrix Libby as that\'s only recently been decided for release this time.
 
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Roger Bunting

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Here are a few pics from the game.

Turn1
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Craig trying to work out how to measure things.
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End of Turn 1 Craig with young Kieran.
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End of Turn 2
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Kieran\'s favourite destructive thing. Poor kid, he thought it would win the day for him.
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Craig and Kieran\'s commander on the charge. (He\'s just this side of the tank)
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Some very speedily painted Gryn by Kev, running away.
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And during the penultimate turn.
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I may be on some of the photos Sally took.
 
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DaN

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Twas the game night before... Um... Tuesday, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even the Taus.
The stockings were hung on Liz with care,
In hopes that St Ubie soon would be there.

The Guardsmen were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Lascannons danced in their heads.
And Slaanesh in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap...

Etc
 
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uberdark

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Originally posted by DaN
Twas the game night before... Um... Tuesday, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even the Taus.
The stockings were hung on Liz with care,
In hopes that St Ubie soon would be there.

The Guardsmen were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Lascannons danced in their heads.
And Slaanesh in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap...

Etc
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wow i made it into a poem.... i\'m pretty well complete now.

lol

how about some pez all around for everyone.

cherry flavored of course.

oh yeah....sorry bout no squirrels, been a long weekend with the whole student stealing me wallet.

so how about this...

uber walks into the bar and unleashes 118 8th grade students into the bar, each one complete with cell phone, a credit card and instructions on how to \"bag\" each other.

they all surround dan and continue to ask him if he saw the new \"Prom Night\" movie yet. they begin by telling him all about it and how things were \"like\" really like scary.


uber walks out and locks the doors behind him. laughing meniachally.

*upon further review i think the woodland creatures are gone. teenagers are much more scarier.*

*rubs hands together in a very evil looking way*
 
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