Tales from the Freak Bar..6

[lizcam]

Oh Roger my love! It\'s date day! I thought we could take in some of the sights of the USA today. I\'m thinking af someplace I went as a child.Grand Teton National Park comes tio mind.

The mountains are beautiful so bring you camera. We can have a picnic under the trees and you can paint some landscapes if you want. My back hurts a bit so I\'ll just watch nature roll by ( and maybe your ass while you paint). Sound good? Here are some more images in case you want to take a look.

 

[mud duck]

Originally posted by uberdark

Originally posted by DaN
Twas the game night before... Um... Tuesday, when all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even the Taus.
The stockings were hung on Liz with care,
In hopes that St Ubie soon would be there.

The Guardsmen were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of Lascannons danced in their heads.
And Slaanesh in her ‘kerchief, and I in my cap,
Had just settled our brains for a long winter’s nap...

Etc

wow i made it into a poem.... i\'m pretty well complete now.

lol

how about some pez all around for everyone.

cherry flavored of course.

oh yeah....sorry bout no squirrels, been a long weekend with the whole student stealing me wallet.

so how about this...

uber walks into the bar and unleashes 118 8th grade students into the bar, each one complete with cell phone, a credit card and instructions on how to \"bag\" each other.

they all surround dan and continue to ask him if he saw the new \"Prom Night\" movie yet. they begin by telling him all about it and how things were \"like\" really like scary.


uber walks out and locks the doors behind him. laughing meniachally.

*upon further review i think the woodland creatures are gone. teenagers are much more scarier.*

*rubs hands together in a very evil looking way*

Aaa. Like agh? What ever like. Happened to the age limit? Fersher!

Hey you! put that back! Yes, that is a Cricket bat. AAAGGHH! NO! Don\'t open that door! I don\'t think that chocolate is bad for dragons. Jonas Boys? Never heard of them.

Who wants to watch a movie? I\'ve got all of Pixar\'s right here!
Anyone!?

Help!

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by uberdark
uber walks into the bar and unleashes 118 8th grade students into the bar, each one complete with cell phone, a credit card and instructions on how to \"bag\" each other.

they all surround dan and continue to ask him if he saw the new \"Prom Night\" movie yet. they begin by telling him all about it and how things were \"like\" really like scary.


uber walks out and locks the doors behind him. laughing meniachally.

The Coffin Dodgers all look up, sigh and Dragonsreach stands up picks up a sign and walks over to the bar.
The sign reads:
Open Season on Teenagers, Remember You shoot em, You Skin Em!

Bubba hands Dragonsreach a Pump action Remington and says \"First 10 Rounds are on the House\".
Airhead and Wiccanpony produce matching paired Bushmasters from inside both their Jackets, Steelcult produces a Texan Pocket Piece iin .45 Calibre.
But Supervike Scares the prey by walking out wearing his new Leaopard skin thong.
Que Loud screaming and trampling of feet out of door!
Bubba hand Vike a drink and says \"Well done Sir!\"
Vike replies \"Not yet!\"

Newspaper headline reads \"Entire school Year need counselling after Bar scare!\"

Now that\'s how to handle teenagers.
Now where\'s the picture of Uberdark I want to make sure he\'s the right one for my \"Target of Opportunity\".

 

[mud duck]

But Supervike Scares the prey by walking out wearing his new Leaopard skin thong.
Que Loud screaming and trampling of feet out of door!
Bubba hand Vike a drink and says \"Well done Sir!\"
Vike replies \"Not yet!\"

Newspaper headline reads \"Entire school Year need counselling after Bar scare!\"

I think after that, I too am going to need conselling.

 

[Roger Bunting]

That park looks spectacular, Liz. But is that your son in one of the photos? You do call him a moose.

 

[airhead]

Bushmaster?

Trade you for the Rem...

Loves me them 870\'s. Sound of a pump shotgun racking in the dark has caused many a good man to ruin a pair of underwear.

 

[wiccanpony]

If you’re looking for Uber, Mike..I super glued him to the dart board, butt facing.... enjoy a game on the house

humming ..shuffling through the teen’s student IDs.... so who turns 18 this year and is legal age:twisted:

Roger if the moose is looking at Liz like this , then yes it\'s Alexlol

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
If you’re looking for Uber, Mike..I super glued him to the dart board, butt facing.... enjoy a game on the house

humming ..shuffling through the teen’s student IDs.... so who turns 18 this year and is legal age:twisted:

Roger if the moose is looking at Liz like this , then yes it\'s Alexlol

Wait! How many of these teenagers are girls? Let me get my son off the front of Rogers truck (moose referrence). Her boy, find a good \'un and bring her home. We\'ll train her up right. :twisted:

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by wiccanpony
If you’re looking for Uber, Mike..I super glued him to the dart board, butt facing.... enjoy a game on the house

humming ..shuffling through the teen’s student IDs.... so who turns 18 this year and is legal age:twisted:

Roger if the moose is looking at Liz like this , then yes it\'s Alexlol

Wait! How many of these teenagers are girls? Let me get my son off the front of Rogers truck (moose referrence). Her boy, find a good \'un and bring her home. We\'ll train her up right. :twisted:

sorry liz my dear. all these girls came from the maury povich show entitled \"my daughter is a slut who sleeps with anyone and thinks she can do whatever she wants, but wont face the consequences of her actions and might be pregnant\" episode

 

[wiccanpony]

\"Matchmaker\" playing softly in the background

Becca meet Alex....Alex meet Becca

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
\"Matchmaker\" playing softly in the background

Becca meet Alex....Alex meet Becca

He thinks Becca is a hottie. He\'s seen pictures.

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by wiccanpony
\"Matchmaker\" playing softly in the background

Becca meet Alex....Alex meet Becca

He thinks Becca is a hottie. He\'s seen pictures.

and Becca ia a painting geek...bonus lol

find a foot yet?

edit: lol on the feather dancer avatar

 

[Crestion du Sable]

Originally posted by airhead
Bushmaster?

Trade you for the Rem...

Loves me them 870\'s. Sound of a pump shotgun racking in the dark has caused many a good man to ruin a pair of underwear.

Edited for accuracy. I wish I hadda been home with my 870 when those buttheads broke into my home. (stole my TV, but nothing else and they were caught be the KSP)

 

[wiccanpony]

sorry to hear that your home was broken into, Crestion du Sable

 

[Roger Bunting]

Yes, sorry to hear about the break-in. Now sit yourself down and have a drink. Welcome to the Freak Bar! Don\'t go near the basement until invited to do so.

 

[Crestion du Sable]

*tips stetson to both wiccanpony and Roger*

Thanks. I just am frustrated with the wheels of justice that turn slow.

*motions to the bartender as he sets down on the barstool* Bourbon, Woodford if you got it, on the rocks.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Where am I? ???

 

[wiccanpony]

:twisted:The Ladies of the Freak Bar watch Crestion du Sable with interest and speculation

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Where am I? ???

high pitched scream.....BILLY....... runs up and flings self on Billy taking him down, then into a half Nelson...........where have the HELL! you been you git!!lol

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by Highbulp Billy
Where am I? ???

high pitched scream.....BILLY....... runs up and flings self on Billy taking him down, then into a half Nelson...........where have the HELL! you been you git!!lol

Mphphmmphmmmph splutter splutter

Someone really needs to change the sawdust on this floor splutter

I\'ve been held captive by the internet-nazis who decided that CMON was the Devil\'s playground and not suitable for impressionable young men like me :innocent:

I\'ve broken free for a few minutes now and thought I\'d pop by and see if anyone remembered/missed me...

...I\'m guessing by the way you\'re not releasing the hold that YOU do!