Tales from the Freak Bar..6

[mattsterbenz]

Another productive session at the gym last night. 8 minutes of running (my asthma gets so bad I can\'t do any more), lots of weight lifting, then a 4 mile bike ride.

Most people are able to go to sleep after working out. But for some reason it makes me wide awake. So I didn\'t get to sleep until about 3 AM. Then I woke up at 5:45 to go vote. Needless to say I need a lot more caffeine than just these 3 cups of coffee... lol

Bubba, two energy drinks and a protein shake please.

-Matt

 

[mattrock]

I know I\'m not really supposed to be here yet, but it\'s election day, no matter who wins we lose, and I need a drink. A stiff one. And this was the only place open.

Give me something that\'ll make my eyes water, please.

 

[mud duck]

Originally posted by mattrock
I know I\'m not really supposed to be here yet, but it\'s election day, no matter who wins we lose, and I need a drink. A stiff one. And this was the only place open.

Give me something that\'ll make my eyes water, please.

I take one of those as well :beer:

 

[lizcam]

<walks in with mopboy Sam intow, both weighed down with crock pots and pushing carts. Amish women set up a long table near the wall and cover it with fresh white linen. Stacks of bowls and spoons and trays are laid on one end, then row upon row of crock pots are plugged into power strips amid mutters of \"godless gadget. A good fire would do the same\". Piles of fresh bread are at the far end of the table. Then the Amish women take station behind the table and the sherpas line up with trays in hand>


Right! Election day! Bad economy! Looks like we\'re in need of a soup kitchen. Line up folks. I have every kind of soup here. and several types of bread. Beer is on the house but no hard liquor untill the elections are over. The sherpas and Fluffy are armed and ready to put down and fights that errupt over politics. Have fun!

Oh and the cheerleaders have arranged a new show for you. Forgive the new ones. They were virgins just last month and have yet to come to grips with what hips actually do. They get a bit clumsy.

 

[Roger Bunting]

Give me something that\'ll make my eyes water, please.

Here\'re ya go.

*gives a swift kick to the groin*

Eyes watering yet?

*Does the same to Mud Duck.*

 

[lizcam]

Hmmmm. Roger is testy today! Maybe he missed his call with his girlfriend. Poor thing.

Roger, stop kicking people in the testicles! I NEED those in good working order for.........erm........DNA samples. Yah, that\'s it! Go have some soup!


Are you boys ok? Limp on down to the virgin room and they will make you comfortable. Mind taking the some soup while you\'re at it?

 

[mattsterbenz]

Bubba, give me something very strong. Preferably something that will make me not remember the next four years. I\'ve got a bad feeling about it!

-Matt

 

[airhead]

Originally posted by mattsterbenz
Bubba, give me something very strong. Preferably something that will make me not remember the next four years. I\'ve got a bad feeling about it!

-Matt

I\'ll have what he\'s having.

 

[Springbok]

Not gonna get into the Fire Brigade for the fifth year in a row!
Why am I one of those stupid bastards that never give up???????

 

[mud duck]

Originally posted by mattsterbenz
Bubba, give me something very strong. Preferably something that will make me not remember the next four years. I\'ve got a bad feeling about it!

-Matt

I\'ll have what he\'s having.

I think that I\'ll have something to forget the last 22 months as well. If anyone needs me I think that I\'ll be convalescing down with the virgins. I\'ve discovered that more then a couple of them (and most of the cheerleaders) have a sweet tooth. And I\'ve still got the key to the candy vault. hehe...

 

[wiccanpony]

:twisted:making note to send dental bill to Duickie

 

[Undave]

There\'s some Guy in the basement with a watch, a slow match and twenty barrels of gunpowder. Is this one of Liz\'s bizarre experiments or should we evacuate the building?

 

[wiccanpony]

damn!!!!! racing down the stairs \"Guy Fawkes\" don\'t you dare:cussing::cussing::cussing:

 

[squig hunter]

Zoons! My plot is foiled!

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by squig hunter
Zoons! My plot is foiled!

first get that gunpowder out of my Basement!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[squig hunter]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by squig hunter
Zoons! My plot is foiled!

first get that gunpowder out of my Basement!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wimmen, always telling you to tidy something away *runs for it*

 

[lizcam]

<dragging Squiggy in by the ear>

What is this one running away from NOW?

And why does he smell faintly of gunpowder?

Wait.....Nov. 5.....oh crap.......Squiggy! What were you doing?

 

[wiccanpony]

:evil:ya, I’m not buying into the new basement swimming pool story

 

[lizcam]

Just how close is darklord to freakdom? I feel the need to play and while Sam is a good kid it\'s just a bit odd to think about playing with someone younger than my son by a few years. Plus he\'s NOT LEGAL!

 

[mattrock]

Originally posted by airhead

Originally posted by mattsterbenz
Bubba, give me something very strong. Preferably something that will make me not remember the next four years. I\'ve got a bad feeling about it!

-Matt

I\'ll have what he\'s having.

Make mine a double. :drunk: