Tales from the Freak Bar..6

Dragonsreach

Dragonsreach

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To Airhead, Mattrock & Mattserbenz, how ever much you feel about him at least your country Elected Obama as your next leader.
Our current prime minister (Mr Personality) Gordon Brown had the job handed to him by the last prime minister. (Oh cr*p I can\'t believe I voted him into office either, twice!)

OK Bubba can we make the Freak Bar a Completely Politically free zone........Permanently.
 
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Bubba

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Originally posted by DragonsreachOK Bubba can we make the Freak Bar a Completely Politically free zone........Permanently.
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Mr. Reach, that sounds like a perfectly fine idea. The first person that mentions politics here gets it, both barrels. Then Fluffy gets to play with what\'s left over.
 
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uberdark

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Originally posted by Springbok
I\'ll vote for that!:duh:
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me too. besides if we get political in the freak bar, evil dave will show up, and we all know what will happen then.....









he will take all the virgins.

:(:no::(
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

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:rolleyes: after the Halloween party what? virgins.
?

didn\'t Jesterz prance through a few days ago, carp I missed him:~(
 
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uberdark

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Originally posted by wiccanpony
:rolleyes: after the Halloween party what? virgins.
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didn\'t Jesterz prance through a few days ago, carp I missed him:~(
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there are always more in the freak bar bowling alley. remember they are at lane 69.

:twisted:
 
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mud duck

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Hey wait one Josh Darned Second here, Some one\'s planning to snag all the virgins up?! Here I have been working all this time on my winter hibernation suite (some time after Thanksgiving to, ah say April) and someone has been purloining all the pillows!
 
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uberdark

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Originally posted by mud duck
Hey wait one Josh Darned Second here, Some one\'s planning to snag all the virgins up?! Here I have been working all this time on my winter hibernation suite (some time after Thanksgiving to, ah say April) and someone has been purloining all the pillows!
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yep .....and it was done twice!
 
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mud duck

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Well, Knock It OFF!

I\'ve got quite a large room here, full of pillows and and big snuggly blankets, just waiting for someone to \'Huskey\' into. I just need acouple more warm bodies!:twisted::twisted:
 
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uberdark

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Originally posted by mud duck
Well, Knock It OFF!

I\'ve got quite a large room here, full of pillows and and big snuggly blankets, just waiting for someone to \'Huskey\' into. I just need acouple more warm bodies!:twisted::twisted:
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oh THAT room? sorry man that got turned into fluffy\'s doghouse. your gonna have to make a new one.

*hands mudduck a hammer and nails, along with some blocks of wood*
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:rolleyes: oh Hern\' Horns!! Duckie there are several 13 star rooms in the Bar\'s Tower Keep......each is decorated by theme and comes with full wall tv, bar, bathrooms with sunken tubs you could do laps in..pick one and disable the cameras, Squiggys illegal pOrn collection is big enough as it is :cussing:
 
lizcam

lizcam

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Squiggy\'s a minor. What\'s he doing with a porn collection? He\'s not even supposed to know what it\'s for yet!
 
lizcam

lizcam

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Naahhh. I tend to swing between :innocent::innocent::innocent: and :twisted::twisted::twisted:

It\'s a gift and a curse.
 
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uberdark

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whereas i am way past :twisted::twisted::twisted::twisted:

as for a teenager having an illegal porn collection.

how dare you think a TEENAGER would have PORN.... :rolleyes:;)

i mean come on man, (woman) by the time i was 14 i had a video tape with lesbians, 6 porno mags and a bunch of cinemax movies video taped.

it wasnt until i was sixteen and started making copies of the porn and selling them to 8th and 9th graders for $10 a pop that i truly started down the path of eviiiiiiiiiiiillllllll.....

lol

course how do you think i got my comic book money? actually working?

muwahahahahahaha
 
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sg2009

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mop boy reporting for duty :drunk:


im 15 so theat means im between those 2 stages :twisted: lol
 
lizcam

lizcam

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Originally posted by hestan101
down goes yet another thread into the squalor pit lol
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This is the freak bar. It was born and bred in the depths of the most depraved imaginations in geekdom. How old are you BTW? Minors are not allowed in certain areas of the Bar. Ask Squiggy and then don NOT follow him around. He ignores us.
 
Sand Rat

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Round of drinks on me - At the end of the month I\'ll reach the first of my goals for coming back - rounding off the 32 months to a full 36.

Minor and only important to me, I know, but hey, the only things that matter are the ones that are important to me.lol
 
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