Tales from the Freak Bar..6
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wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
:beer: just stay alive and in one undamaged piece....... who else is going to rub Clyde\'s hump
lizcam
New member
MOP BOY!!!
Front and center please! Lets see what we have to work with! Hmmmmm, black stripey g-string (made out of his one and onkt shirt), a bit soft in the middle, bed room eyes, pastey, I think I can work with this.
Right! First clean the virgin\'s room (make sure you get the hair out of the drain), then the litter box. Finally I think a visit to room 666 in the basement. Donna will be finished preparing by then.
Bubba, have a meal ready in about 8 hours. We need to keep his strength up. :twisted::twisted:
Front and center please! Lets see what we have to work with! Hmmmmm, black stripey g-string (made out of his one and onkt shirt), a bit soft in the middle, bed room eyes, pastey, I think I can work with this.
Right! First clean the virgin\'s room (make sure you get the hair out of the drain), then the litter box. Finally I think a visit to room 666 in the basement. Donna will be finished preparing by then.
Bubba, have a meal ready in about 8 hours. We need to keep his strength up. :twisted::twisted:
We could just let the cheerleaders Cabana. I mean, bikinis, sun, and drinks. I think that we may have to get a couple of the Sherpas for the womenfolk. Or wait a sec isn\'t there a couple of young Amish lads running around here?
I\'m liking the beach idea. I think that I suffer from lack of sunlight (need more vitamin D) and with winter coming on (its starting to snow again, but not sticking
) So I\'ll go get the CAT, I don\'t trust some of you lot around those roses, and I\'m sure as heck not moving all that sand by hand! My folks had us kids haul 14 tons from the drive to the shoreline when we where kids. So say 300 feet or so. I say never again! Mechanized is the way too go! Wow, did I just rant/vent? Where\'d that come from? Maybe I should go and visit the Virgins for a bit :twisted:
Roger Bunting
New member
Is that where the call \"show us your puppies\" came from?
Can\'t quite tell if it\'s a puppy or a kitten, although the ears say kitten.
Can\'t quite tell if it\'s a puppy or a kitten, although the ears say kitten.
Bigdennis52
New member
I will bite too!
lizcam
New member
Tuxie! Let me show you around. :twisted: Lets see.....over the the Superfreak lounge,. That\'s the video room, the coffin dodger\'s lounge and......let me show you what\'s behind THIS door! It\'s the basement. :twisted: Watch your step there.
<looks back at the patrons, raises an eyebrow, grins and locks door behind self>
lizcam
New member
You know, it occured to me that we spend an awful lot of our time focusing on women\'s boobies but very little talking about other areas of women\'s bodies. To address this I\'ve desided that over the next few weeks I\'m going to post educational art shots of other female body part. For reference of course. This will in no way be for the voyeristic pleasure of certain male bar patrons.
This week we shall examine......the ass. Behold the beauty nature has given that humble join between leg and torso;
Please feel free to discuss that merits of the various offerings amoungst yourselves. If you happen to have a reference shot of your own please feel free to post it as well. Make sure they are in good taste of course. We wouldn\'t want to offend Bubba. Cranky barkeeps are a danger to everyone.
This week we shall examine......the ass. Behold the beauty nature has given that humble join between leg and torso;
Please feel free to discuss that merits of the various offerings amoungst yourselves. If you happen to have a reference shot of your own please feel free to post it as well. Make sure they are in good taste of course. We wouldn\'t want to offend Bubba. Cranky barkeeps are a danger to everyone.
