Tales from the Freak Bar..6

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Aliengod3
*Aliengod has an uncontrollable urge to go somewhere really private in the bar after seeing pictures of hot girls in skirts*

Ok, I am back. Had to make a phone call.

<walks past a potted plant in the corner>

Erm.....MOP BOY!!!! What\'s this all over this potted plant?


<looks at aliengod3 who\'s whistling and blushing and trying to look innocent>

Oh.


Mop boy, Clean that up please before we start some new life form in here. I don\'t think aliengod3 wants some mobil plant/animal thing calling him Daddy.

 

[lizcam]

to further our study of the female posterier I have found images of what I think is the best celeberity ass out there. Catherine Zetta Jones\' ass.

 

[Bigdennis52]

I dont know if that is the \"best\" out there

 

[EldinTux]

Who cares?
Thanks Liz - where is the loo?

 

[Roger Bunting]

You\'re not a Freak yet, Tux, you\'ll have to use one of the potted plants.

 

[EldinTux]

OK, just dont look :redface:

 

[Bigdennis52]

well, do I get a potted plant too? :drool:

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Bigdennis52
well, do I get a potted plant too? :drool:

Yup. Take your pick. I suggest the one over there. Never mind the hole in the wall. It\'s othing. The mopboy will get to it eventually. Excuse me a moment. I need to get something from the office........erm.........over there. Behind the wall with that potted plant.

 

[Bigdennis52]

* rushes to the potted plant *

 

[lizcam]

<peek through hole>



<comes out of the offiice with a mona lisa smile on face>


I like my life>

 

[mattsterbenz]

Since turning 21 I have grown fond of rum and Coke. Bubba, I\'ll take one please. On second thought, make that a rum and root beer, that might be tasty.

Now I have to get back to work! My 5 day weekend of not working is over

-Matt

 

[Aliengod3]

Originally posted by mattsterbenz
Since turning 21 I have grown fond of rum and Coke. Bubba, I\'ll take one please. On second thought, make that a rum and root beer, that might be tasty.

Now I have to get back to work! My 5 day weekend of not working is over

-Matt

My drink of choice when I was 21 was a white russian. I am a big fan of the movie The Big Labowski and that is all he drank so I thought I would give it a try and it was awesome. I drank one small glass of white russian, once a day, for about 2 months straight. Eventually I got sick of them.

 

[EldinTux]

I came across an excellent drink the other day.... now what was in it .... tell you what why dont I experiment with the spirits until I find it again

<Goes over to the bar to see the barman>

 

[Bigdennis52]

bacardi 151 straight please

:flame:

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by Bigdennis52
bacardi 151 straight please

:flame:

What\'s wrong Luv?

 

[Bigdennis52]

Nothings wrong, alcoholics never need an excuse to drink

:drunk:

 

[wiccanpony]

Bubba, an ice cold tea please looks around a mop boy has been slacking again......Squiggy! my number 7 bullwhip if you please:twisted:


sshhhhhwwwwwwuusssss....\"CRACK\"!!!!

 

[squig hunter]

*pops up behind Donna* Yeth Mirthrethh? :twisted:

SQuig

 

[Bigdennis52]

Originally posted by wiccanpony
Bubba, an ice cold tea please looks around a mop boy has been slacking again......Squiggy! my number 7 bullwhip if you please:twisted:


sshhhhhwwwwwwuusssss....\"CRACK\"!!!!

* RUNS AND HIDES *

 

[Undave]

Is it my imagination or did I hear another freak drop?

Calling Mr. Manus :twisted: