Tales from the Freak Bar..6

[Zora]

Well Bubba, long story short: slight misunderstanding has caused my parents to be mad at me. They\'re not willing to talk about it right now, which is a shame, as this means they\'ll miss their granddaughter\'s 17th birthday.

It\'s a much longer story. Suffice it to say I actually feel like the parent with my parents acting like kids.

I hate being the one who\'s trying to protect everyone\'s feelings.

Maybe I need to whip out God of War tonight...that always feels very \"Hell YEAH!\" when beating up on someone in the game...

 

[starchaser1]

You sound like you need a drink let me get you a jack & ice :beer:

 

[Sand Rat]

Hmm - round on me.

 

[lizcam]

Poor Zora. Need a bit of Liz Therapy? If so give me a call. Mean while I\'ll get you something to eat with all these drinks and the key to the Virgin\'s room. I think one ort two of them are still virgins.

 

[lizcam]

Oh boys! Guess what I have? MISTLETOE! Wanna kiss?

 

[Roger Bunting]

Hmmm mmwwwwah! :kiss:

 

[cybersquig]

Originally posted by lizcam
Oh boys! Guess what I have? MISTLETOE! Wanna kiss?

lol does your rating on the site actually fo up when you post that animation very nice! I\'ll happily oblige, though really I could as ugly as a plaguebearer, you\'d never know...luckily I\'m an addonis...

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by lizcam
Oh boys! Guess what I have? MISTLETOE! Wanna kiss?

well i would but if undave has already done the kissing i dont want any of his limey dna on me.



hehehe

 

[Undave]

If you don\'t want to kiss Liz you can kiss my hairy northern arse lol

[size=-2]Disclaimer: Undaves arse may or may not contain an average of more than five hairs per square inch and is not further North than latitude: 53.383. Uber can (and frequently does) still kiss it though.[/size]

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Originally posted by lizcam
Oh boys! Guess what I have? MISTLETOE! Wanna kiss?

I want to KISS!
Oh Liz, I\'ve waited for this opportunity!
Now lift your skirt so I can plant a big wet one!!:twisted:

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by Undave
If you don\'t want to kiss Liz you can kiss my hairy northern arse lol

[size=-2]Disclaimer: Undaves arse may or may not contain an average of more than five hairs per square inch and is not further North than latitude: 53.383. Uber can (and frequently does) still kiss it though.[/size]

so are you on your way to bein\' a scot then?

which is fine by me since scotts are better than you riffraff down south. i say this because my entire family is pretty much scottish on one side and then german on the other.

we like to get drunk in my family...and not with beer, just liquor. hard and high percentages.

thats probably what put that hair on your arse so close together.

hell with me i can braid my own ass hair into a corset. now try and read that one without vomiting.

yarrrrr....

 

[lizcam]

Originally posted by cybersquig

lol does your rating on the site actually fo up when you post that animation very nice! I\'ll happily oblige, though really I could as ugly as a plaguebearer, you\'d never know...luckily I\'m an addonis...

Yes, but it goes down with every mis-spelled word so for me it evens out.

Oh and I\'m not worried about what a guy looks like. If he doesn\'t smell like a yak and he\'s got a good personality I\'m fine with him.


@ Ubie and Undave: Get a room you two. lol

 

[cybersquig]

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by cybersquig

lol does your rating on the site actually fo up when you post that animation very nice! I\'ll happily oblige, though really I could as ugly as a plaguebearer, you\'d never know...luckily I\'m an addonis...

Yes, but it goes down with every mis-spelled word so for me it evens out.

Oh and I\'m not worried about what a guy looks like. If he doesn\'t smell like a yak and he\'s got a good personality I\'m fine with him.

aww see that either makes you easy, or a really lovely enlightened person...it\'s hard to tell which I\'ll go with the latter

x

 

[Undave]

Originally posted by cybersquig

Originally posted by lizcam

Originally posted by cybersquig

lol does your rating on the site actually fo up when you post that animation very nice! I\'ll happily oblige, though really I could as ugly as a plaguebearer, you\'d never know...luckily I\'m an addonis...

Yes, but it goes down with every mis-spelled word so for me it evens out.

Oh and I\'m not worried about what a guy looks like. If he doesn\'t smell like a yak and he\'s got a good personality I\'m fine with him.

aww see that either makes you easy, or a really lovely enlightened person...it\'s hard to tell which I\'ll go with the latter

x

So-Cal girl..... you figure it out lol

 

[DaN]

The only thing I\'m wondering Liz if where your avatar wants her kiss - what with that pelvic thrust and all :innocent:

 

[JesterzUSMC]

Originally posted by DaN
The only thing I\'m wondering Liz if where your avatar wants her kiss - what with that pelvic thrust and all :innocent:

That\'s how I knew where she wanted the kiss!!



Thanks for the Avatar Lessons Liz!!

 

[airhead]

Originally posted by DaN
The only thing I\'m wondering Liz if where your avatar wants her kiss - what with that pelvic thrust and all :innocent:

That wasn\'t a pelvic thrust, she was digging her dress out of the crack of ...

Nevermind.

 

[lizcam]

You\'re welcome jesterz and the rest of you......I think you all know me too well.

 

[Zora]

Thank you, Liz!

I\'ll take a REGULAR kiss and not be crude...???

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by uberdark

Originally posted by Undave
If you don\'t want to kiss Liz you can kiss my hairy northern arse lol

[size=-2]Disclaimer: Undaves arse may or may not contain an average of more than five hairs per square inch and is not further North than latitude: 53.383. Uber can (and frequently does) still kiss it though.[/size]

so are you on your way to bein\' a scot then?

which is fine by me since scotts are better than you riffraff down south. i say this because my entire family is pretty much scottish on one side and then german on the other.

we like to get drunk in my family...and not with beer, just liquor. hard and high percentages.

thats probably what put that hair on your arse so close together.

hell with me i can braid my own ass hair into a corset. now try and read that one without vomiting.

yarrrrr....

:|~man up and get a wax job