Tales from the Freak Bar..6

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by Zora
Thank you, Liz!

I\'ll take a REGULAR kiss and not be crude...???

No Problem, Zora. For you I have the sweet innocent kiss that ends in a lot of fumbling and groping.



That is what you ment, right?
 

mattsterbenz

New member
Bubba, one large root beer please. :)

Went to the grocery store today and they had a special on top serloin steaks! I got 6 pounds for under $12! So I chopped one up and made a huge pot of beef soup. Carrot, celery, potato, onion, corn and peas, along with all kinds of spices. Good stuff!

The other steaks have been frozen for future use :D

-Matt
 

Zora

New member
Liz- That\'s all well and good. I\'m up for it. Just wasn\'t keen on some of the other \"offers\" you were given.:rolleyes:

Matt- I\'m coming over to your place for dinner. Sounds good!
 

Sand Rat

New member
Umm DR, thats made chili, not make a Chili - if you are speaking of the rich meaty southwestern US creation using beef, onions, peppers, tomatoes and assorted spices.
 

mattsterbenz

New member
Leftover soup is nearly gone. Too many guests from CMON filling up too many bowls!

Now those other 4 pounds of beef... good idea on the chili. I may make some. Too bad the beef is not ground up, I\'ll just have to do some fine chopping.

Went to the gym again for my daily 1am workout. Decided to buy a new kind of energy drink from the vending machine, drank half of it, and then realized it had Splenda (calorie-free sweetener) in it. I\'m allergic, and it gives me heart pulpitations (think that\'s how it\'s spelled). Needless to say having my heart occasionally skip beats is not good during a workout, so I had to cut things short. Not making that mistake again!

Bubba, several cups of coffee please. I have one last paper to write for my US history class.

-Matt
 

Zora

New member
Originally posted by steelcult
Just so long as you\'re not a sandstorm everything is good. lol

Yeah, because sand gets EVERYwhere!

Wait...that could be a good thing...:twisted:
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by Zora
Originally posted by steelcult
Just so long as you\'re not a sandstorm everything is good. lol

Yeah, because sand gets EVERYwhere!

Wait...that could be a good thing...:twisted:

But sand is irritating on top of getting everywhere. I\'m not sure you\'d actually LIKE it!
 

Zora

New member
Originally posted by lizcam
Originally posted by Zora
Originally posted by steelcult
Just so long as you\'re not a sandstorm everything is good. lol

Yeah, because sand gets EVERYwhere!

Wait...that could be a good thing...:twisted:

But sand is irritating on top of getting everywhere. I\'m not sure you\'d actually LIKE it!

That was a reference to you being a sandstorm, and sand getting everywhere...meaning YOU getting everywhere...

[taps microphone] \"Is this thing ON?\"
lol
 

Roger Bunting

New member
It\'s difficult to hear past all the rolls of wrapping paper, and the fact she\'s still in shock at finding out the kitten is in fact, male.
 

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
Wow, I forgot how cheeky it can get in here.
LMAO!
I have one class final left, and it doesn\'t open until Saturday.
So I\'m off school until Jan. 5th!
YAY!
How\'s my favorite bunch of FREAKS!!

I see the Christmas sexual frustrations and hormonal imbalance is in full swing.

@Zora: I laughed so freakin\' hard \"is this thing on?\"
SO funny!
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by Zora
Originally posted by lizcam
Originally posted by Zora
Originally posted by steelcult
Just so long as you\'re not a sandstorm everything is good. lol

Yeah, because sand gets EVERYwhere!

Wait...that could be a good thing...:twisted:

But sand is irritating on top of getting everywhere. I\'m not sure you\'d actually LIKE it!

That was a reference to you being a sandstorm, and sand getting everywhere...meaning YOU getting everywhere...

[taps microphone] \"Is this thing ON?\"
lol

Yes love, but unlike sand when I get everywhere I\'m not irritating. I\'m first shocking, then exciting then earthshattering then relxing.


That sounds like I\'m a bit vain doesn\'t it? Oh well. Maybe I just know my worth.
 

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
Quote from Liz:
\"I\'m the first one to go buy the nakid chickies and have tons of them waiting to be painted but I do have issues pulling up the site at work sometimes. I get off the main page asap and into the forums (the evil boss is gone so I can look at the internet at work now.)
At home, who cares. And I show the site in all it\'s glory to anyone who asks what I do. I\'m not shy by any means and naked women have been part of art for as long as man could draw. But my job does frown on it and they do moniter the screens from time to time.\"

I just wanted to point out the choices she makes to describe normal things.
Hmmmm...could be something significant there......:twisted:

Love you as always Lizzie!;)
 

lizcam

New member
lol

If you\'re saying I\'m a slut at heart I think everyone has gotten that already. You should hear some of the responses I get from upset people on the phone at work. I can usually get them to chuckle in a matter of 2 sentences. :D
 

mattsterbenz

New member
Originally posted by lizcam
You should hear some of the responses I get from upset people on the phone at work. I can usually get them to chuckle in a matter of 2 sentences. :D

So you\'re saying you are good with your mouth? lol

-Matt
 
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