Tales from the Freak Bar..6
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lizcam
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Ok folks. The rumors are true. I\'m going to be mopboy again. It\'s all Pegazus\' fault. So there will be 3 of us now. Greenone, Pegaus and me. Just remember, I\'m HEAD mopperson. I issue the orders and the others carry them out. And no comments about the costume. It\'s a bit loos now because I\'ve lost weight (52 pounds) since I last wre it. The top is a bit loose. I\'ll have to get someone to fix that for me.
<sigh> What can I get you?
Edit: Ok, the virgins wouldn\'t let me out of the basement in my old mopgirl outfit. Said it was scandalous. So they loaned me something to wear. You better not say a word. Any of you!
<sigh> What can I get you?
Edit: Ok, the virgins wouldn\'t let me out of the basement in my old mopgirl outfit. Said it was scandalous. So they loaned me something to wear. You better not say a word. Any of you!
PegaZus
Stealth Freak
Sure thing! Not one word...
... several maybe. And a couple innuendos from others.
But I\'ve been thinkin\' the past few weeks what should be done about your slippage. I figure you need some remedial edu-ma-kation in How To Spot A Freak. Now if Squig would do me the honor of going on a little shopping trip (as I\'m tied up with mop duty), I\'ll need the following (and I\'ll promise him the negatives! :twisted: ):
30 ft of nylon rope
3 sheets of plywood
2 gallons of turquoise paint
2 gallons of fire engine red paint
2 gallons of clear paint
6 12V batteriers
250 ft 16AWG wire
50 alligator clips
37ea of red and green LEDs
3 feather boas (any color)
1 jar of peanut butter
1 jar of marshmallow fluff
1 bottle of green sprinkles
2 lbs dark chocolate chips
1 parrot
2 piglets
1 imitation Elvis body-suit
16 clown noses
3 floppy clown shoes
5 posters of LOLCATS (any variety, no lions)
3 decks of playing cards
1 swizzle stick
1 book of matches (the iller the house of ill repute, the better)
42 mouse traps
1 yellow highlighter
1 set of Apple ear buds
1 roll bubble wrap
and for good measure, the driver\'s side door of a 1953 Studebaker Starlite Coupe.
And finally, so it doesn\'t go to waste, what I\'d had saved up prior to Thanksgiving just in case:
And if you\'re curious, a link to the true image of what those children act like!
lizcam
New member
Originally posted by PegaZus
And if you\'re curious, a link to the true image of what those children act like!
Ok, that\'s child abuse! I like the other pic (in the link) better. Looks like they\'re HAPPY Dad\'s a mop boy!
@Undave: It means that I have to make SURE it\'s done by any means nessissary. Including calling into serfice RETIRED mopboys so be careful you!:twisted:
Liz, the court ordered counciling and the agreement to not get within 50 yards of a school is still in effect. so stay away from squiggy and the others.
on second thought..... take squiggy away. his painting skills belonging to a 15 year old boy just pisses me off!!! heheh.
*whispers* thats a compliment squig. be joyous.
on second thought..... take squiggy away. his painting skills belonging to a 15 year old boy just pisses me off!!! heheh.
*whispers* thats a compliment squig. be joyous.
Roger Bunting
New member
Okay, one of you mop people needs to clean out Fluffy\'s litter box. I think he\'s eaten something that didn\'t agree with him.
@Peg. You cruel man, getting your kids (they\'re really cute, btw), to do your dirty work for you.
@Peg. You cruel man, getting your kids (they\'re really cute, btw), to do your dirty work for you.
JesterzUSMC
Recovering Megalomaniac
Speaking as a former mop-person, I don\'t think there\'s much that DOES agree with Fluffy\'s tummy.
At least not with the expansive number of items that encompass his dietary preferences.
I hid it while I was on duty, but I\'m surprised no one noticed the missing mime.
I think her name was foo foo or something, Fluffy and I know a bit of her whereabouts. :twisted:
At least not with the expansive number of items that encompass his dietary preferences.
I hid it while I was on duty, but I\'m surprised no one noticed the missing mime.
I think her name was foo foo or something, Fluffy and I know a bit of her whereabouts. :twisted:
Roger Bunting
New member
But Fluffy appears to not be able to flame anything right now, poor thing.
PegaZus
Stealth Freak
We\'ll need to know what color it is first, as we\'ve split the work with GreenOne that way. Have a look see and let us know. Union rules, ya see.
And both of them have been bugging me for a MONTH (thanks, Liz) on when the pictures were going to be put on the mini site. What was cruel was the number of times one was doing \"sad\" and the other was \"giggling\". Can\'t have that as a proper \"sad\" picture.
So I gave them both suckers... then took them away and told them that their stuffed animals had died and I had them burned. No reaction (my kids, you see). Then I told them that they\'d be paying ten times as much tax to the government than I\'d every have to. That worked.
squig hunter
New member
*appears behind everyone in a forklift with PegaZus\' stuff* Here you go :twisted:
Easy there liz. #1 remember, or have you gottten too old for that, remembering that is
14 Ubie old chap, 14
And now for something completely different.
Kitten, that is all.
Squig
Easy there liz. #1 remember, or have you gottten too old for that, remembering that is
14 Ubie old chap, 14
And now for something completely different.
Kitten, that is all.
Squig
squig hunter
New member
Hmm, we got him yesterday, he\'s about six weeks old, we\'re thinking Maurice, he\'s certainly amazing
Squig
Squig
Roger Bunting
New member
Now you better just double check it\'s gender. Some people make mistakes. It\'s cute either way.
@Peg. Actually the foul looking stuff is a sort of multi-coloured thing. I could be mistaken but I think it may actually be \"Biscuits in Gravy\". *shudders*
@Peg. Actually the foul looking stuff is a sort of multi-coloured thing. I could be mistaken but I think it may actually be \"Biscuits in Gravy\". *shudders*
