Tales from the Freak Bar..6

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Roger Bunting

New member
Yesterday was games night. Let\'s just say my brain wasn\'t in gear and so my deployment was crap and I forgot all about the shrouding on my grey knights which may have saved a few of them. Oh well. Hopefully I\'ll learn from that game.
 
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mud duck

New member
Yes Squig, A clear gender or a gender neutral name is a good thing. Explaining how \"No, Porsha is a male cat.\" will get you some funny looks.
As for the kitten, AHHH cute! Looks a lot like my cat Max did at that age.
 
airhead

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
Originally posted by squig hunter...we\'re thinking Maurice, he\'s certainly amazing :p
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Why bother naming cats? They won\'t come when you call them - unless it is to their advantage...
:rolleyes:
 
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uberdark

New member
Originally posted by Undave
If I had a cat I\'d call it Nurgle...







It\'s probably a good job I don\'t have one.
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i have a cat...two of them in fact.....and i hate them.... the best thing in my life was when my wife had to get rid of the cat she had when we got married a few years ago. it kept taking dumps on my pillow and what not.

course the first time it did it, i threw it at the wall. stupid persians.

persian cats: they are NOT natures suction cups.
 
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Roger Bunting

New member
It was another game night yesterday, this time playing Bloodbowl. I pitted my Orcs against a Dark Elf team.

I received first and set up to steamroll my team through his line but he resisted better than expected and even managed to take my thrower down and so the ball was loose. However, it was in the middle of a whole pile of players and I was able to retrieve it. With only two turns left of the first half, though, I had to pass the ball. Not the most Orcy thing but it worked. 1-0 going into the half.

2nd half and my Orcs couldn\'t block their way out of a wet paper bag. All they did was to slow down the elves from scoring a quick touchdown.

That left me with four turns left. The ball scattered out of bounds for a touchback and so I was able to choose the player to carry the ball. The dark Elves resisted well again and a terrible block made it look like the drive was going to fail, but the elves pushed their luck a little too far and one of them failed a dodge, leaving me free to remove the witch elf standing in the way. I was able to run the ball in on the last turn of the game to win 2-1.

Yay!
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:D

Strange Answers on Driving Tests

The following are purportedly a sampling of REAL answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation\'s driving school (that is, Saturday Traffic School for moving violation offenders.)

1. Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?

What for? He can\'t see my license plate.

2. Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?

The pickup truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, \"Guns don\'t kill people. I do.\"

3. What are the important safety tips to remember when backing your car?

Always wear a condom.

4. When driving through fog, what should you use?

Your car.

5. What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?

I\'d probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

6. What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

7. What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?

Make eye contact and wave \"hello\" if he/she is cute.

8. What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

The color.

9. How do you deal with heavy traffic?

Heavy psychedelics.

10. What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?

Carry loaded weapons.
 
Dragonsreach

Dragonsreach

Super Moderator
Staff member
OH GUYS!
Time to gether round as we have a New freak, Therefore a new MOPGIRL.

Mwwwaaahahahahahahahahaha

Welcome aboard Heulwen. (Amazon Warrior)
Now if we can only find what Liz has left of the costume you\'ll be set. (or we will ;) )
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:beer: Yes Gentlemen you have a couple of Mop Girls, make good use of the opportunity as Mop Girls are as rare as hen’s teeth on CMON.

I have left the Green Door to the Basement unlocked ( a fat lot of good the locks are with Squig Hunter picking them all the time).....have fun and be sure to clean up the mess..oh, I dislike a messy Basement, but isn’t that what Mop Girls are for.


Bubba if you would be so kind, a hot cocoa with candy cane stir, I’ll sit back and watch.... the leather corsets. silk thongs, and garters with fishnets are in the closet next to the bar.

:twisted::twisted::twisted:
 
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