Tales from the Freak Bar..6

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:eek:hurry! hurry!! where are the Mop Girls, where’s Mud Duck, we need to get the Freak Bar cleaned and ready for New Years Eve.



Bubba how are we set on the good champagne, are the caters going to be here on time........and..........are the fireworks hidden from Squig Hunter and Sam??????????:p
 

Sand Rat

New member
Well WP at 29 pages and counting, methinks the best way to clean up the bar would be send in Explosives Ordinance Disposal, and start all over for New Years.
 

Bubba

New member
I\'ve got all the bubbly shipped over to the new address.

Wine, whine and cheese too.

I\'ll get Mr Reach to try to control Mr Squig until after Midnight (Over there in the UK).
Mr Reach has been kind enough to say that he\'ll UNLOCK a NEW Freak Bar on 01/01, but please be aware that Fluffy, Tiddles and the Hamsters don\'t like fireworks.
 

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
What is that wonderful smell? Ahhh, gunpowder and C4 in the morning.

And Fluffy is doing ribs on the BBQ out back (wonder who\'s?).

The sherpas have a nice congo line going over to the new place. Bubba, don\'t forget your soda dispenser nor the limes - please.

What\'s this cord? Hmmmm, that is no cord, that is a large braided fuse. Now, where\'s my lawn chair and Mohito?
 

Sand Rat

New member
Just got Clyde loaded with the BFG\'s and moved on -

Here\'s looking forward to the fireworks at the Freak Bar - and none around here!lol
 

mud duck

New member
Ok, I\'ve got Pictionary, Munchkins, the poker chips, and a couple of Wiis hooked up the big screens. Chips, soda, Christmas cookies, cheese and crackers, nuts, a mess of cheese and bean dip. What am I forgeting?

You know, I think that it would be so much easier if we just, maybe rotated between a couple of lots. That way the tunnels to the dungeon would be already there, and I wouldn\'t have to move all those decorations, well OK the Sherpas and I.:D But you get the idea. I mean that rack that Donna has down there! That thing is heavy and Man! Getting it a round some of those corners on the stairwell! Even the Amish boys where starting to complain:eek:

Wait! Did someone say explosives?!?
Dual Primed, Dual Initiated? Or we going with an electrical set up?
 

lizcam

New member
We need help moving the virgins. I think the rest of the basement is done. How are the tunnels coming? Only a few hours left! Get to it men! Save the virgins! :eek:
 

GreenOne

I paint my thumb.
* GreenOne finally makes his entrance*

\"Whaaat, the place is closing ???\"

I have failed to my duty has mopboy, pass me the ceremonial sword someone.
 

airhead

Coffin Dodger / Keymaster
That\'s ok Greenone. Head over to the new place and see if the tile guys are done. They will need cleaned up after.

Gotta open at 12:01 GMT.
 

lizcam

New member
Originally posted by GreenOne
* GreenOne finally makes his entrance*

\"Whaaat, the place is closing ???\"

I have failed to my duty has mopboy, pass me the ceremonial sword someone.

You\'ve done well but there\'s all the unpacking to do before midnight GMT and you have to install the virgins. Make sure they have all their bits sorted please. And the kitchens need arranging and the video lounge and I think Donna needs help setting up her studio on the 4th floor. I\'m claiming the 5th floor. Going to put in a photo studio and sewing sweat shoop. Got al;l those amish women with nothing to do but tell the virgins about staying celibate.
 

lizcam

New member
Ok! All Clear! Here we go!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9xz9giE4Gg



BOOM!!!!!!

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Bubba

New member
So long Bar, see you in the next Bar.
:beer:

Would somebody kindly tap Mr. Reach and wake him up so we can unlock the new bar?
 

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
It\'s only 8 o\'clock, still got 4 hours here.

I\'m wetting the wick until it\'s time, no point in premature evacuation.lol
 
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