Tales from the Freak Bar 8 (trevor blew the old one up)

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Trevor

Brushlicker and Freak!
Hey! I didn\'t blow it up, Uburstupor set off the anti-non-freak-advanced-security-system, nothing to do with me.

its what happens when you let non-freaks in, place goes to pot.
 
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uberdark

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all uberstupor did was release nanites. you started counting down and obviously blew up....thus YOU, not uberstupor blew up the bar. the anti-trevor bomb disarmer has been set up now...so now the next time you blow up, you will turn into cotton candy and some ribs, with yak butter on the side. so get to essplodin\' cause i\'m hungry.
 
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Trevor

Brushlicker and Freak!
No UburStupor, being a junior member, should never have been in the bar. As soon as he stepped through the door, the bars defence system kicked into action, the result was inevitable and nothing to do with me, I just happened to be in the bar at the time. As the only freak around at the time, it was my duty to document events for posterity.

No-one can dispute that events unfolded exactly as I describe, if you don\'t believe me just ask the flying mice.
 
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uberdark

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trevor. dont you realize that uberstupor is the living poop of the freak bar. he/she/it lives there....much like fluffy and the squirrels with lightsabers. you blew up..... you just forgot about it.
 
lizcam

lizcam

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What again? You guys are REALLY hard on the bar. Try and make this one last more than 4 months please!

(Imust admit blowing up the bar in January WAS awfully fun. :D )
 
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uberdark

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that wasnt the bar you blew up...it was undave and mikes pride upon realizing that they were alive another year. lol
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Walks in to take my barstool.......Bubba a Long Island iced tea please...........opens cell phone and dials “ Hello Squig Hunter, time for you to be The Enforcer ...I want all those responsible for damaging Freak Bar 7 punished.. be creative and show no mercy” :evil:


takes a sip of my drink
 
JesterzUSMC

JesterzUSMC

Recovering Megalomaniac
Wow,,,I finally get around to stopping in, and I come back to find a crater!
Oh well, start again...did thye virgins etc make it or are we awaiting a resupply?
 
Dragonsreach

Dragonsreach

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Originally posted by uberdark
that wasnt the bar you blew up...it was undave and mikes pride upon realizing that they were alive another year.
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Was that supposed to be funny?
Because if it was, you need to get your \"range to target\" re-verified as it fell way short.
 
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uberstupor

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uberstupor would like to apoligize for the nanites and the explosion.

virgins all around.

squiggy gets a cougar though.
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by uberstupor
uberstupor would like to apoligize for the nanites and the explosion.

virgins all around.

squiggy gets a cougar though.
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:twisted: sniff.... sniff...is that \"FEAR\" I smell :p;):D
 
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Torn blue sky

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Originally posted by JesterzUSMC
Wow,,,I finally get around to stopping in, and I come back to find a crater!
Oh well, start again...did thye virgins etc make it or are we awaiting a resupply?
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I hear the reps are coming in with the heavy drop... :eek:

God save us all.
 
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hestan101

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Originally posted by alextheartist
Originally posted by wiccanpony
:eek::eek::eek: Did any one see Eminem get his......ah hum lap dance on the MTV Movie Awards????lollol
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Ive seen pictures :twisted:
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whats this you speak of? all i know about enimem recently is his release of the some what disturbing \"Relapse\"
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:eek: http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/showbiz/2009/06/01/mtv.eminem.cohen.cnn



??? anyone else feel this was staged
 
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