AinuLainour
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Can I get a beer?
Tales from the Freak Bar
- Thread starter Bubba
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Hey Dauber if you remember the 60\'s then you werent there man.
Bill nice mandelbrot set. What was the formulae you used to draw that my guess is X=mx+y where big X is the resultant of the previous formula.
Bubba we really need to put the drugs up higher or put the creche in. maybe put bill in charge of looking after the kids.
Spazzy I need a rum and then something stronger to stiffen my resolve (get to see my daughters mum today (see my life is a soapy))
Bill nice mandelbrot set. What was the formulae you used to draw that my guess is X=mx+y where big X is the resultant of the previous formula.
Bubba we really need to put the drugs up higher or put the creche in. maybe put bill in charge of looking after the kids.
Spazzy I need a rum and then something stronger to stiffen my resolve (get to see my daughters mum today (see my life is a soapy))
AinuLainour
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Thanks.
Anyways, I just went to rid myself of the squirrel, naked molerat, the Kraken, and co. and Bill told me if I flushed them down the toilet, they\'d turn into a Windsor 7 Newton Brush, unfortunately, it didn\'t work...
Anyways, I just went to rid myself of the squirrel, naked molerat, the Kraken, and co. and Bill told me if I flushed them down the toilet, they\'d turn into a Windsor 7 Newton Brush, unfortunately, it didn\'t work...
Nukdai Burlada
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Howdy all sorry I\'m covered in grease my Tamper (a machine that rides on Railroad tracks and tamps ties) went to poopie and it took just a little over 6 1/2 hours to tear it apart put in new pieces reattach the hydraulic hose. Thats some wonderful healthy stuff to get dumped on you especially about a quart and a half...tastes great ...less filling.:|~
someone get a beer or five:drunk:
someone get a beer or five:drunk:
Drake Farstrider
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I could us a tasty brew down here! Hello, is there anyone out there?
Peter, fortunately, that\'s just not it. spazzy and I give each other grief because we are enjoying it. Absolutely no animosity at all. 
Call it role-playing, if you will.
Edit: ugh, nevermind. There\'s supposed to be a little truce for the time being anyway. I\'ll delete the post.
Call it role-playing, if you will.Edit: ugh, nevermind. There\'s supposed to be a little truce for the time being anyway. I\'ll delete the post.
\'Tis Freaky Friday. Anything goes today.
The Penguin is painting odd art on the floor with his mop.
The Witch & the BarMaid are checking out horses out back. I recommend that no guys go out there as they are discussing geldings and the best way to make them that way.
The other BarMaid has found a set of markers and is drawing on her knees again.
Ms. Too Shy has not shown up at the bar at all yet. Maybe it is because our bouncer insists that she check her sniper rifle at the door.
Mr. Bane is suddenly busy with not one, but 2 ex-wives back in his life.
Mr. Strider, just remember that (like at IHOP) our service is not slow, just stuck to the floor. Now would someone rinse the bucket out so that Penguin will clean this floor?
We have several near freaks standing on the porch. Maybe this weekend we will have a Posting Party?
I\'m going fishing with Finn this weekend, Becca, you are in charge.
The Penguin is painting odd art on the floor with his mop.
The Witch & the BarMaid are checking out horses out back. I recommend that no guys go out there as they are discussing geldings and the best way to make them that way.
The other BarMaid has found a set of markers and is drawing on her knees again.
Ms. Too Shy has not shown up at the bar at all yet. Maybe it is because our bouncer insists that she check her sniper rifle at the door.
Mr. Bane is suddenly busy with not one, but 2 ex-wives back in his life.
Mr. Strider, just remember that (like at IHOP) our service is not slow, just stuck to the floor. Now would someone rinse the bucket out so that Penguin will clean this floor?
We have several near freaks standing on the porch. Maybe this weekend we will have a Posting Party?
I\'m going fishing with Finn this weekend, Becca, you are in charge.
War Griffon
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I would be more concerned about the mole grips than the sniper rifle especially as it seems Peter has escaped there grip for a short while :beer:
War Griffon
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Damn I got back to work for a little while and the damn thread doubles in size...well as it is Friday and the Football is over (Hate that sport) here is a little something some of you may not have seen/heard
Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied a man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by a very large shark.
Through her binoculars she could see it was Christian Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark! The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor man, but she knew the yachts top speed would never get them there in time.
At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white tops sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs, beat the shark to death.
They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling ...... It was the Queen calling them to the yacht.
On reaching yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and said, \"I\'ll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see that the England team are true heroes and should serve as a model for sportsmanship to other countries.\" She knighted them and sailed away.
As she departed Rooney asked the others, \"Who was that?!\"
\"That,\" Beckham answered, \"was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and knows everything about our country.\"
\"Well,\" Rooney replied, \"she knows F all about shark fishing. How\'s the bait holding up?\"
Out on her royal yacht the queen was enjoying the sea air when she spied a man in the water off the port bow - clearly being menaced by a very large shark.
Through her binoculars she could see it was Christian Ronaldo, struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 20 foot shark! The queen ordered the captain to change course to try and save the poor man, but she knew the yachts top speed would never get them there in time.
At that exact moment a speedboat containing three men wearing white tops sped into view. One of the men took aim at the shark and fired a harpoon into its ribs, immobilising it instantly. The other two reached out and pulled Ronaldo from the water and, using long clubs, beat the shark to death.
They bundled the bleeding, semi-conscious Ronaldo into the speedboat along with the dead shark and prepared for a hasty retreat, when they heard frantic calling ...... It was the Queen calling them to the yacht.
On reaching yacht the Queen went into raptures about the rescue and said, \"I\'ll give you a knighthood for your brave actions. I thought the England team would hate Ronaldo after the world cup. But I see that the England team are true heroes and should serve as a model for sportsmanship to other countries.\" She knighted them and sailed away.
As she departed Rooney asked the others, \"Who was that?!\"
\"That,\" Beckham answered, \"was our Queen. She rules the Commonwealth and knows everything about our country.\"
\"Well,\" Rooney replied, \"she knows F all about shark fishing. How\'s the bait holding up?\"
War Griffon
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Bill does your mum know you have murderered that cabbage???
Vike all I can say is don\'t have a few drinks and then look at the comuter :drunk::drunk::drunk:
Vike all I can say is don\'t have a few drinks and then look at the comuter :drunk::drunk::drunk:
leopardpixie
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RUM AND COKE please
ipaintminis
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LP - your rum and coke, and a little umbrella, because they\'re cute!
*walks away singing to herself* becca\'s in charge, becca\'s in charge :flip:
*walks away singing to herself* becca\'s in charge, becca\'s in charge :flip:
