Tales from the Freak Bar

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War Griffon

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I\'ll have a guinness please (I\'ve finished the one I had five months ago honest) Dragonsreach said to put it on his tab so I\'ll have a brandy to go with the paper later tonight but keep it straight don\'t spoil it or dilute it :)
 
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Bubba

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Originally posted by War Griffon
Hold on a minute I\'ve just noticed Bubba\'s rating//post tally who let this under age pup in here???
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Sorry Mr. Griffin, but I only work here. & happy birthday a day late to you sir.
 
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War Griffon

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Originally posted by Bubba
Originally posted by War Griffon
Hold on a minute I\'ve just noticed Bubba\'s rating//post tally who let this under age pup in here???
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Sorry Mr. Griffin, but I only work here. & happy birthday a day late to you sir.
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Damn I was keeping that a secret...
 
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War Griffon

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Don\'t start Bill

I\'ve been telling everyone that I am 18 for years, the fact that I am now 18 with 28 years experiance has bugger all to do with itlol
 
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dauber22

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Woops!

Happy birthday, War! Sorry it\'s belated. Hope you enjoyed it.

[edit:] if Finn & DR are \"well & truly over the hill\" I guess I\'m halfway up the other side :(
Though, as Ms. Pony is a bit ahead of me and wearing that short skirt, the view ain\'t so bad. ;)
 
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spazzy

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hmmm, (looking around with interest)thought I had been to every bar in town. Guess I was wrong. What would a jack and coke cost me?
 
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War Griffon

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Thanks Dauber, it was a quite day just the way I like it, I\'m out for a meal on Saturday night with friends to celebrate the passing of another year...

Airhead have you left the key mould lying around again???
 
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finn17

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Originally posted by spazzy
hmmm, (looking around with interest)thought I had been to every bar in town. Guess I was wrong. What would a jack and coke cost me?
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50p and another 976 (unpadded) posts. :D

It\'s only exists in our frenzied minds however, so no need to go on a posting spree...I\'ll sign you in.;)
 
ipaintminis

ipaintminis

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eeee!

sorry I\'m late Bub. I was searching for pirate gear, savvy?

me friends and I are dressin\' up for Pirates this next weekend, I\'ll be havin\' a glass of rum before I get to work...


mr.finn whats it you\'ll be having?
 
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Bubba

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In that case, you gotta know your pirate ABC\'s

A pirate walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender looks down and says \"You know that you have a steering wheel in your pants\"
The pirate replies \"Ay, it\'s drivin\' me nuts\"
 
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Ogrebane

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So a horse walks into the bar and the barman says \"Why the long face\" Boom Boom.

Finally found the freak bar. Been searching for ages. Rum and coke and not that woosy yank stuff good old Bundy rum for me.
 
freakinacage

freakinacage

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@war griffon - happy belated birthday. choose any drink that bubba is selling and i\'ll buy you two (ok so it\'s 2-4-1 anyway but it makes me look more generous!)

a bloke walks into a bar with three ducklings. he sits them on the bar and orders a pint. aftera a while he say asks the barman to look after the ducklings while he pops to the toilet. when the customer is away, he decides to talk to the first duckling
\"whats your name?\"
\"huey\" the duckling replies
\"and have you had a good day?\"
\"oh yes, i\'ve been in and out of puddles all day long, it\'s been great\"

then he turns to the secon duckling and says \"whats your name?\"
\"dewey\" the second duckling replies
\"and have you had a good day?\"
\"oh yes, i\'ve been in and out of puddles all day long as well, i\'ve had a great time\"

he then turns to the third duckling and says \"i bet your name is louis?\"
\"no\" the third ducking replies \"i\'m puddles and i\'ve had a shit day!\"

BOOM BOOM!
 
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