Tales from the Freak Bar

[Sand Rat]

Hmm - around here it aint a fight if they dont call in artillery -

Just a disagreement up until then.

 

[Thecadian]

ooooh you menies

can you tell me where the page is

*runs*

 

[james sequeira]

security\'s slacking :wow:

 

[Modderrhu]

Originally posted by ipaintminis
- must be fighting after a wench

Times have changed. These days, we expect the wenches to be fighting over us.

Originally posted by ipaintminis
- finn must enter \'warp rage\' at some point or other in the contest (and must cop a feel at the wench in question)

You\'ve just described finn\'s usual state, does it have to be mentioned? ???

But I think I understand, you\'re just waiting for finn to have a go at you, aren\'t you?

 

[Torn blue sky]

Fantastic! I just encountered Fluffy chasing a green midget on one of those grannymobiles down the oncoming lane on the Highway! Tempted to find out the outcome...but i\'m thirsty :]
Arrr, blooding your fist for a wench. Them war the days. Glad to see the tradition stands true! Just make sure to hold the fight in a communal area so\'s I can watch!
If i\'m not mistaken, the Bass Gene Simmons gifted Finn will be a mighty boon! :yes:

 

[EclypseDesigns]

\"thanks for the help guys, can\'t stop i need to catch me a midget and win a bet...\"


(sound of running footsteps disappearing into the distance)

 

[matty1001]

Well just came back from the pub, drank 4 bottles of wine wirth my girlfriend, and im a wee bit wobbly, not to mention finding it very hard to post on the forums! hehe! well a double.... no make it tri..QUADRUPLE brandy please bubba, to finish me off! lol
:beer::beer::beer::drunk::drunk::drunk::redface:

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Damn I am a way for a few days and all hell breaks loose. Well I guess I will have a drink or 2 and retire to my little corner.

 

[finn17]

I\'ll have a Bishop\'s Finger

And I\'ll swap this plastic dwarf and goblin for a packet of pork scratchings

 

[matty1001]

Can we trade in our rubbish freebies for sweet sweet alcohol now! You\'l be able to start an army of miscast dwarfs soon bubba!

 

[Torn blue sky]

I\'ll trade you this pretty rock for that bottle over there with the black label on it...No the full one...

 

[wiccanpony]

all out of rocks and plastic dwarfs.......but I have attitude and am not afraid to use it..:twisted:

let\'s just see what\'s on the morning menu list:
ok I\'ll have some blueberry pancakes, real maple syrup...side of hash browns, bacon, grits and a tall fruit smoothie to wash it all down. I\'ll be waiting on the patio reading the paper. :kiss:

 

[Modderrhu]

Chin Na!!!

A genial attitude will be restored when feeling in my hands is. So, bugger breakfast, gimme a bucket of iced water for my wrists and hands, dammit. Till then, I\'m no bloody pheasant plucker. :evil:

 

[wiccanpony]

\"ouch\", now why are you plucking pheasants, Modd ??? and do you have to clean out the inners too.

Becca, a bit of ice water please...and maybe some pain killers too

 

[Bubba]

Hmmm, Pheasant. Mod, the grill is out back.... (hint, hint)

I just came up from the basement. Caught the little bugger:

and boy does he have an attitude.

 

[Modderrhu]

lol Good catch, Bubba. But careful now, attitudes are contagious. Killer\'s will kill.

As for plucking pheasants, after the iced water, I\'m a bit more of a pleasant ph... yeah, you know what I mean.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Sorry Mod i\'m a bit slow, your gunna have to spell it out
Thats a badass rodent. I even heard he\'s got 3 kills *Gasp,shock,awe...etc...) :yes:

 

[wiccanpony]

Becca has been telling us that basement was dangerous ........looks like we have a furry Security Guard now......and is that a nose piercing ???

my money is still on Spazzy for bad ass attitude.....Killer doesn\'t stand a snow balls chance in \".....\" :flame: lol

 

[wiccanpony]

I\'m so pleased with myself......got an online friend to join in the madness of mini painting and he\'s fairly good at it, now the next task is to get him to join CMON:bouncy::bouncy:

the devils work is never done :twisted:

 

[Torn blue sky]

Indeed it\'s not, I haven\'t stopped since 0700!!! These souls won\'t torture themselves you know, and good minions are so hard to come by these days!!!
I should really get anger management for that...