Tales from the Freak Bar

[wiccanpony]

yep...Torn has been working very hard as Mop Boy....up to his elbows in the men\'s toilets unclogging them, polishing the floors and mucking out the basement.:twisted:lol

 

[Torn blue sky]

\"Mucking\" Is a too light a term...Filthy :cussing:

Hurry up! I can\'t wait to pee in the pool! :twisted:

 

[spazzy]

Shaz, beer.

Pony, root beer float

Mod, coffee, since you said please. I know you think it\'s precious, but you do seem to be behaving yourself, don\'t you.

Torn, I\'m not sure peeing in the pool would be a good idea. You don\'t know what\'s living in there, and if you wish to keep your bits and pieces, I\'d recommend keeping them in your trunks.

 

[Wolf Fang]

friday fight night! start your bids now! this friday the fight between 2 well know CMONers will take place.! be there for the amazing hamster fighting machine duel to death!

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by spazzy

Torn, I\'m not sure peeing in the pool would be a good idea. You don\'t know what\'s living in there, and if you wish to keep your bits and pieces, I\'d recommend keeping them in your trunks.

Yeah please remember that Tiddles likes to go Free Fishing as well, so he keeps in practise in the pool.

You don\'t want him to have \"Dirty\" fur now do you?

 

[Torn blue sky]

Ahh tiddles my arch foe..No I have other plans for tiddles....

lol HAMPSTER FIGHT! My moneys on Killer.
he\'s already mastered the butterfly knife and Ketana! No tape Required!

I hear he\'s a demon with the old Nunchkau too...

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
Ahh tiddles my arch foe..No I have other plans for tiddles....

lol HAMPSTER FIGHT! My moneys on Killer.
he\'s already mastered the butterfly knife and Ketana! No tape Required!

I hear he\'s a demon with the old Nunchkau too...

Ahh but don\'t forget Tiddles is the Runt of the litter.
Trust me, you don\'t want to get his big sister angry.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Aww crap...The last thing I need is another woman on my back..

 

[Dragonsreach]

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
Aww crap...The last thing I need is another woman on my back..

Donna: Stop making the Mop boy give you Piggy Back rides.
That\'s why they wear out so quickly.
lol

 

[Thecadian]

tell me about it

 

[Modderrhu]

@spazzy: It\'s simple - I\'d rather have a mannerly surface than a bar which is self-service. If \"please\" is the coin by which this bar operates, then talk is cheap.

@pony: Well, well, you do seem to have trained Killer up very nicely. I am most impressed!

@TBS: From what I understand, since I\'ve never been down there, you know, there\'s a pony bridle and saddle in the basement along with the other equipment used in Discuss Submissions.

 

[Torn blue sky]

Its true! It\'s all true!!!!

I wonder who put them there???...Mod

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by Dragonsreach

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
Aww crap...The last thing I need is another woman on my back..

Donna: Stop making the Mop boy give you Piggy Back rides.
That\'s why they wear out so quickly.
lol

:cussing: grumble mumble #^$*&*#.......climbing out of the saddle, damn “fun police”, the spur marks will heal in time.


also, what is Modd doing peeking in MY private basement suite....next time, wait for me...I have a new velvet covered rack that needs some breaking in.:twisted:

 

[Torn blue sky]

..aH see...

Erm that is...

he did ask me to untie him..He was crying, seemed so desperate..almost human in fact!
My bad...

And for the record, spurs hurt more than stilletos

 

[Modderrhu]

The pain of the stilettoes is in direct proportion to the prettiness of the woman wielding them. The agony at being skewered by Shaz\' heel was unbearable.

 

[wiccanpony]

??? now who is making copies of the keys and passing them around

no dainty ruby red slippers for this witch.......

 

[Duende]

Originally posted by wiccanpony

Originally posted by Dragonsreach

Originally posted by Torn blue sky
Aww crap...The last thing I need is another woman on my back..

Donna: Stop making the Mop boy give you Piggy Back rides.
That\'s why they wear out so quickly.
lol

:cussing: grumble mumble #^$*&*#.......climbing out of the saddle, damn “fun police”, the spur marks will heal in time.

@ Pony - I guess you\'ll have ot put away the saddle and bridle.. Maybe it\'s time for the driving harness Don\'t forget the crupper!

*EDIT* That post wasn\'t there when I started writing... I LOVE those shoes! :drool:

 

[wiccanpony]

lol LOL......think a crupper! would make them move a little faster and harder :twisted: i know a well handled whip gets their attentionlollol

 

[spazzy]

painfully beautiful shoes...I must have a pair...they\'re so HOT!:twisted:

 

[Torn blue sky]

Thats a badass pair of shoes!

If Donna gets some of those, I\'m gona have to antagonise Krom so he posts faster!!!