Tales from the Freak Bar

[demonherald]

A classic Spam and Bs sandwich Padded out with extra crusts.......

 

[AinuLainour]

I\'ll take one too...

 

[wiccanpony]

Welcome to the Freak Bar Demonherald!! new blood and demonic too...........Torn will show you the ropes please pick up you regulation uniform from Bubba. lol

 

[spazzy]

I\'m a waitress, not a stable keeper. If you want some manure, Ainu, find a shovel and see fluffy\'s caretaker. I don\'t think we have any cattle.

 

[Ogrebane]

Welcome DH. Yep your right you snuck in under the radar and in timely fashion too I might add. You\'ll soon see tho that the only thing the freak hood gives you is and extra star.

 

[Bubba]

Originally posted by demonherald
A classic Spam and Bs sandwich Padded out with extra crusts.......

Congratulations on your freakdom.

Let me test the BS Sandwitch:

Yep, fully loaded.

 

[demonherald]

Torn I\'mwaiting for my lessons...What sie does the uniform come in?????

 

[Ogrebane]

DH the uniforms only come in one size. Miniscule. Donna makes them herself and doesnt like to waste material (or time it seems) good luck.

 

[krom1415]

I\'m a freak :bouncy: :flip: Its been a long ride, but I\'ve enjoyed it and met all you nice, helpfull people, thanks for the friendship and chatting, I really appreciate it and its made my journey all the more fun.

I remember, I once went into a bar in greenwich village in New York, it attracted me as it had cowboy swing doors at the entrance.

I was on my own and had decided to take a trip over to America to do some travelling and try and meet up with a Taoist master as I was interested in this sort of thing.

Anyway, I grabbed the doors, cowboy style and in I went, only to be met by a bar full of the village people (I am and was a very innocent hetrosexial chap, so this was a bit of a culture shock for me)
I decided to back out of there quick
I was followed down to the harbour area by a mincing chap, and to be honest I was getting a bit scared
So in my usual fashion, stopped, turned to face him, and walk straight towards him with a determination to be rid of him. I guess he saw my intension, and buggered off, thank god

Anyways thats my experience of American bars, and hope this ones a bit friendlier

Pass the mop demonherald, and drink your beer, girls what would you like me to do?
Oh barkeep.......may I have a cappachino, a blueberry muffin, and a seat outside in the sunshine. Oh and a tequiella sunrise with a pink umbrella cheers fellow CMON people I raise a glass to you all, drinks all round

 

[Sonnyslayer]

Congrats Mark! :drunk:
wow.. im really slow when it comes to spam and posts :redface::duh:

 

[Dragonsreach]

*Picking Self up from floor*

Wow Donna that was one hell of a smack!, You must have been a Barmaid with a right hook like that!lol

Welcome to Our new freaks, and a warning- Tiddles is out of catnip!!!. Be Afraid, Be Very Afraid.

 

[matty1001]

Originally posted by krom1415
Oh barkeep.......may I have a cappachino, a blueberry muffin, and a seat outside in the sunshine. Oh and a tequiella sunrise with a pink umbrella cheers fellow CMON people I raise a glass to you all, drinks all round

Of course you cant, you\'ve got work to do mopboy, get working!

 

[krom1415]

Oi matty my shift dont start till 5pm lol so pull up a chair and lets talk old bill lol

 

[Modderrhu]

*stern stare* krom, get to work. demonherald did bugger-all and the place stinks like a greased weasel\'s shithouse.

And you\'ll get your provisions once Donna has finished riding you, and TBS has finished whatever unmentionable delights he has in mind for you.

Oh, it must pain to be you right now.

 

[krom1415]

Donna can do as she likes with me, but TBS I\'m no mans puppy Keep your hands off as I can bite REAL hardlol

 

[Torn blue sky]

*stuffs in bulldog dentures* Say what???
So your into biting eh? :twisted:

Demonherald! YOU SLACKER!
Now poor Kroms got to work double shift! ...Not that I care, Iv\'e got a pool to pee in...
Tiddles sisters in on it. :twisted:

 

[Dragonsreach]

Ah but TBS you\'re forgetting Cats have an excellent sense of smell.
She\'ll know who\'s been \"Naughty\" towards her little brother.


\"Hell hath no fury like a Bullied Kids, Big Sister!\"

 

[Torn blue sky]

Pfff cats my arse!
His sisters that nice dog Cerberus over the road...Isn\'t it???

Oh god...What have I done...

 

[wiccanpony]

:drool: Well damn!! wake up and find a whole slew of new Mop Boys.......please take a number and have your resumes in hand. Looks like Krom is the newest.....here is a jar of Candirú fish, better place them in the pool before the water gets anymore yellow.
:twisted:

 

[krom1415]

Yes mam, shall I fish that young fella out too?
I\'m here to please