wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Originally posted by Bubba
Spazzy - wheeeeeee
I supose that this means you\'ll want some time off? ???
For all:
ok, Bubba my man....where did you find this, I want holiday cards like this one..
Tales from the Freak Bar
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ok, Bubba my man....where did you find this, I want holiday cards like this one..
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
:wow:Stop The Presses !!!
News at 11:00
Modd was seen to show his soft warm fuzzy side........pictures forth coming <as soon as I tie a secret mini camera to Killer) also reports are coming in that “hell has frozen over”, imps are threatened with frostbite.lol
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
lol LOL
Finn...now it makes sense about mom always saying to wear clean undies.
Markus...wonder what size batteries that pumpkin takes?:twisted:
Finn...now it makes sense about mom always saying to wear clean undies.
Markus...wonder what size batteries that pumpkin takes?:twisted:
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
Getting to be a grind over there, steelcult? I’m almost afraid of what’s going to happen after the New Year. Pull up a wing chair in front of the fireplace and relax... you can keep Spazzy company....she’s on light duty at the bar.
Now were is the Mop Boy, the men are here to put up the portable ice skating rink and need help.
Highbulp Billy
New member
Well, it\'s the office Christmas party on Friday so I need to get some practice in before the big day. I don\'t want to be the first one under the table this year. Bring me several of the most colourful, over-decorated and ridiculously named cocktails you have - in fact, if I ask for a \"Double Entendre\" will you give me one?
\"HAPPY HOLIDAYS\"
For my liberal friends - Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
For my conservative friends - Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
For my liberal friends - Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.
By accepting these greetings, you are accepting the aforementioned terms as stated. This greeting is not subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself/himself/others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
For my conservative friends - Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
:~( Dragging my sorry butt into Bar........ climbing onto the “fainting lounge” striking dramatic pose, you know the one with a wrist press to the forehead.
“Bubba”!!! something Strong to drink and a tranquilizer chaser, I’m having “one-of-those-days”!! whimper....:drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:
“Bubba”!!! something Strong to drink and a tranquilizer chaser, I’m having “one-of-those-days”!! whimper....:drool::drool::drool::drool::drool:
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
thank you Matty....the hell with a glass, just bring over the keg and I’ll chug from it....for some unknown reason only the Elder Gods understand, every Dec. numerous appliances etc. break down and need repair.This is day two of having to wait for the repair men to show up and I mean more the one. The oven is dead, pushing my holiday baking back..the wiring to the bathrooms are acting up.
I of course get a fellow for the bathroom who thinks because I’m female I’m stupid as he put’s it, “about these things”...look you SOB, just fix the problem so I can plug in the damn hair dryer!!!
Oh dear, you don’t have that part on you, you’ll come back tomorrow with it. 8#*&$^@&$$&*(*#. The only saving grace I “DON\'T” have to pay for it, the remodeling company is picking up the tab.........now if they had wired everything right to being with................ silent scream!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have a headache, my butt’s numb from sitting .... the only thing make me happy right now, is being here to vent to my Buds.
Making room on the lounge for Grumb...... welcome to the pity party.
I Want A COOKIE !!! NOW!!!:cussing:
