Tales from the Freak Bar

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by DaN
That Flying Spaghetti Monster page is sheer genius - the people who actually think it\'s a serious religion in the hate mail section! lol Priceless,

Do not mock for you will be touched by the noodly appendage :innocent: Seems to make as much sense as many other beliefs and is much tastier too!

 

[uberdark]

Originally posted by steelcult
Make that two, and put his on my tab.


24 days!!!!!

cheers mate. thanks

 

[wiccanpony]

??? @ Steelcult........is Clyde coming home with you................I think the new barn should be ready in 24 days....if not he can bunk with Tiddles in the pool house or the newest mop boy. :drunk:

 

[Sand Rat]

Clyde has been a little strange lately - he had a run in with El Chupakameleo the other day, and has started dressing in black, and appears a bit pale these days.

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Hey all, drinks are on me this afternoon. I\'ve just won my first match in our office darts league thanks to a combination of excellent finishing and complete incompetence on my opponent\'s part lol

Yay me! :beer:

 

[DaN]

Arrers match eh?

And let\'s take a look at what you COULD have won...

EDIT: Oh, mine\'s a pint ta

 

[uberdark]

am i the only american who likes darts? *wooshing sound is made as a dart flys through the air and embeds itself into wiccanpony on accident* woops sorry wp, i\'m a bit rusty too.

have a caramel machiatto with some rum in it. on me.

lol

 

[Sand Rat]

I prefer Lawn Darts.




Or using a Ballista!!!!lol

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by steelcult
I prefer Lawn Darts.




Or using a Ballista!!!!lol

I may have to try that on the practice board in my office... it is Friday after all lol

 

[Sand Rat]

Lawn Darts? Or the Ballista?

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Ballista (I\'ve a good stock of elastic bands just need to build a frame).

Lawn darts sounds too much like a euphemism to me to be suitable as an office activity :innocent:

 

[Sand Rat]

Well a couple pounds weight of pointed hurtling death they were.

 

[matty1001]

Were they not classed as one of the most dangerous toys, because kids kept getting pierced!

 

[Gilvan Blight]

Okay not sure if non-freaks are aloud to post in here, if not, I apologies, feel free to delete, or heck quote it then delete if you want to keep the link.

Top Ten Most Dangerous Toys of All Time

Guess what\'s no.1?

Edit: oops linked some guys blog and not the actual list, link fixed.

 

[matty1001]

Yea you can come into the Freak Bar, but you havn\'t got a key for the toilets so you have to use the plant pots in the corner

 

[Highbulp Billy]

Originally posted by matty1001
Yea you can come into the Freak Bar, but you havn\'t got a key for the toilets so you have to use the plant pots in the corner

Brings a whole new meaning to \"sweet pea\" lol

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by uberdark
am i the only american who likes darts? *wooshing sound is made as a dart flys through the air and embeds itself into wiccanpony on accident* woops sorry wp, i\'m a bit rusty too.

have a caramel machiatto with some rum in it. on me.

lol

ow! that\'s going to leave a mark :cussing: limping away to find a bandage.

 

[uberdark]

umm wiccanpony it didnt hit your leg...... it hit your soul..... oooh.... that\'s hard to repair. hehehehe. :evil:

btw are you dianistic, gardenerian or other? just wondering

 

[airhead]

Originally posted by Gilvan Blight
...Edit: oops linked some guys blog and not the actual list, link fixed.

lol That is why we only give keys to the freaks. I would hate to think what the washroom would look like with these underposted members missing the mark. lol but at least he cleaned up his mess.

Have one on me..:beer:

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by uberdark
umm wiccanpony it didnt hit your leg...... it hit your soul..... oooh.... that\'s hard to repair. hehehehe. :evil:

btw are you dianistic, gardenerian or other? just wondering

I’m a Eclectic Solitary ( not in a coven) Wiccan, which basically means I don’t believe any doctrine or initiation is needed to practice Wicca.

Some times we are call fluff bunnies or words to that effect. Yes there is just as much in fighting among Pagans as there are between Christians.

Most Pagans believe there are many paths to the Divine, mine just happens to be Wiccan.

But I go my merry way, I know my Goddess and God love me just the way I am.