Tales from the Freak Bar

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Bubba

New member
Mr. Dauber has avoided capture by Ms. Tooshy for over 2 days now. All bets are called.

Please insert the correct amount of cash in the bartender\'s tip jar and retirement fund.

And has anyone seen our bar maid?
 
wiccanpony

wiccanpony

Official Freak Bar Witch
:mad: Damn!! that Dauber is wily ..placing $20 in tip jar....Bubba, please a “whisky on the rocks” and a toasted ham & cheese sandwich. I think Mr Dauber bribed Avicenna to keep Tooshy occupied (wink, wink).;););)


I think our barmaid is up stairs napping...and yes we have an upstairs, not to mention the basement/ S&M dungeon
 
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Bubba

New member
Shhh, Ms. Donna, you are not supposed to tell the underposted about the upstairs and especially not about the basement.

And here\'s your drink.
 
ipaintminis

ipaintminis

Active member
I was actually in the basement.......:]


I have to sweep up in there every few days, \'they\' never tidy up after themselves...

wont you excuse me for a moment while I slip into something a little more...comfortable?

*comes back in barmaid uniform*

now what can I get you?
 
Sand Rat

Sand Rat

New member
WTF Did I Miss?


Strong Bow with a Strong Bow chaser.

And I hope someone takes the sniper rifle away from Tracy -
 
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Mosch

Active member
I have no idea what this is about, but this is a great excuse to have a red tea and one, make that two salami and ham sandwiches.

And IPM, there\'s a handsome tip if you hurry a little... *starve* (SOMEBODY ate my breakfast.. ain\'t that right, dear fiancee?)
 
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penguin

New member
*puts on dark glasses* *puts on a fake beard* :cool: *stands on some small stilts* *puts a suit on*

*deep, deep voice*

\"Well hello there young lady, can I please have 15 bottles of Bacardi breezer?\"
 
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Bubba

New member
Originally posted by Penguin
\"Well hello there young lady, can I please have 15 bottles of Bacardi breezer?\"
Click to expand...
A. I\'m no lady.
B. Although you are of adequate post count to be here, I am afraid I need some ID before you can be servered an adult beverage.
C. Nice try lol
 
ipaintminis

ipaintminis

Active member
alright! *appears with a tray loaded with food and drink*

Mr.Farstrider a double snakebite on the rocks for you...

Mr. Cult - a Strong Bow with chaser

Mr.Mosch - a red tea and three salami and ham sandwiches just incase your still hungry

and Mr. Agency - I\'m the barmaid for another 8 months. then you can believe i\'m ditching the outfit and joining the patrons...but right now, I live to serve!

Mr. Guin - heres your sparkling grape juice, like usual!

enjoy everyone!
 
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