Tales from the Freak Bar
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Sure, what job you want? Bouncer? Relief Pitcher?Originally posted by spazzy
Can I apply for a job here? You know, since I don\'t have enough posts to be a member.
(don\'t let the freaks tell you that you have to be a freak to get in, just have to have a key to the rest of the place - like the restrooms and the basement)
Mr. Reach, that scar does not qualify as sexy. Maybe on Sean Connery, but on you.... Put the speedos away. Board shorts and Hawaiian shirts are over here. Have a nice single malt - Port Ellen 22-year-old adequate? or would you perfer a Glenlivet 12-year-old?
ipaintminis
Active member
well ladies and gents, it seems the karaoke machine has just been installed, feel free to embarass...i mean, enjoy yourselfs.
Originally posted by leopardpixie
there should just be one of all the girls of cmon
Originally posted by james sequeira
ill second that
I\'ll third it. Motioned carried!
Alright, Ogrebane, you\'ve got your next assignment
Hmmm, exectly how many female regulars (or slightly irregulars) do we have around here now anyways? Never really stopped to count them.BTW - Nice work on the drawings, Ogrebane. Perhaps we\'ve found an heir to the Chrispy cartoon legacy.
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
let’s see I think the follow positions are still open for under 1000 postersServing staff..must be quick on their feet
Window cleaner....all those wannabes peeking in the front window
Bouncer..must be able to bench press a 40 pound turkey
foot massager in the coffin dodgers lounge
cleaning out the pet dragons litter box and take for walkies...Fuffy is really a nice dragon in a 12 ton way.
cleaning those questionable stains down in the B & S dungeon..and don\'t ask questions, you don\'t want to know.
water the plants....don’t mind the one that keeps saying “feed me”
lolDrake Farstrider
New member
I did? I really don\'t remember that. Strange! What page was that on?
Not to nit pick at your rendition, cause it is cool, but what\'s with the cross?
wiccanpony
Official Freak Bar Witch
artist licenseDrake Farstrider
New member
But that is a baseball cap on backwards! It is of the Acadia Axemen. I knew I had never worn a bandana. Oh well.
Originally posted by wiccanpony
Serving staff..must be quick on their feet
Window cleaner....all those wannabes peeking in the front window
Bouncer..must be able to bench press a 40 pound turkey
foot massager in the coffin dodgers lounge
cleaning out the pet dragons litter box and take for walkies...Fuffy is really a nice dragon in a 12 ton way.
cleaning those questionable stains down in the B & S dungeon..and don\'t ask questions, you don\'t want to know.
water the plants....don’t mind the one that keeps saying “feed me”
serving staff - only if I can get tips
window cleaner - Not sure you want me doing that, might, um, give folks on the outside the wrong idea about what type of place this is
Bouncer - Define please
Foot massager - not on your life
Litter box cleaning - I\'m not about to volunteer to clean up dragon poo.
Mystery stain cleaner - Maybe if I\'m allowed to take in a pressure washer
Plant maintenance - You\'d be better off trying to find somebody named Seymore.
Bouncer is the one that throws out the undesireables. See any of Pitynoman\'s pics for what a bouncer should look like.Originally posted by spazzy
serving staff - only if I can get tips
window cleaner - Not sure you want me doing that, might, um, give folks on the outside the wrong idea about what type of place this is
Bouncer - Define please
Foot massager - not on your life
Litter box cleaning - I\'m not about to volunteer to clean up dragon poo.
Mystery stain cleaner - Maybe if I\'m allowed to take in a pressure washer
Plant maintenance - You\'d be better off trying to find somebody named Seymore.
Mystery Stain Cleaner needs a steam cannon, not a wimpy little pressure washer.
Drake Farstrider
New member
Originally posted by spazzy
...window cleaner - Not sure you want me doing that, might, um, give folks on the outside the wrong idea about what type of place this is
And what type of place would that be? :innocent:Bugger... It wasnt supposed to sound that negative! LOL! And Toosh certainly didnt say anything like thatOriginally posted by Bubba
Sorry she felt that way, but we were all set to watch her fling poo at Dauber.Originally posted by Avicenna
or doesnt feel like being a performing monkey
lol! sorry guys! I\'ll have a pint of Bombardier please barkeep!
Oh, and where\'s my pic?
Okay, I checked out pitynoman\'s submissions, and they are all wonderful works. However, if that is what I\'m supposed to look like, I don\'t fit the bill. I\'m assuming the strumpet he painted is not what you meant, but she is the closest mini he has that bears any resemblance to me. Hence the reason I shouldn\'t wash windows, either. And before you ask, no, I don\'t exactly look like a strumpet. So, I guess I\'ll be applying for the position of wait staff.
P.S. My avitar is actually a pic of me. Not to clear, but I\'m obviously not a large muscled man.
P.S. My avitar is actually a pic of me. Not to clear, but I\'m obviously not a large muscled man.
