Tales from the Freak Bar

[freakinacage]

Originally posted by Modderrhu
Me thinks Bubba was talking about the pics of pitynoman himself. Let\'s put it this way: if you meet him in the street, call him \"Sir\".

damn right - looks like a scary guy. wouldn\'t expect him to be such a talented painter.

on a side note - yay, i\'m now famous. gotta go - actually having a barbie now mmmmm sausages and chicken wings *drools*

 

[finn17]

Was that you I saw on \'Crimewatch\' then?

Originally posted by freakinacage
..on a side note - yay, i\'m now famous. gotta go -

:innocent:

 

[supervike]

Originally posted by spazzy
Okay, folks, I am here to take your orders. What can I get for you?

Lapdance?


Or am I in the wrong bar again?


lollollol

(sorry)

 

[james sequeira]

since vike suggested it

 

[Drake Farstrider]

Well I am still waiting for my pie and coffee. Bubba! What happened to the service today? I have been sitting here hours! I am hungry!

 

[Ogrebane]

Just to prove weather it was a doo rag or a hat heres drake. It seems it is a hat sorry drake in my defence I am old and I play with toy soldiers.

 

[Drake Farstrider]

lollollollol

Okay now that\'s too funny!

lollollollol

 

[wiccanpony]

lol passing the A-1 steak sauce to Drake

 

[ipaintminis]

I vote ogrebane start a webcomic for CMON even if its once a week updating.

you\'re really quite good.


and sorry everyone in the bar, I had the weekend off very pressing matters of state.

(went out \'on the town\' and watched dead poets society)

i\'ll get all outstanding orders in just a few seconds

Mr. Farstrider - your slice of strawberry/rhubarb pie and coffee with cream and sugar

and


Mr. Vike - your lapdan....oop, wrong bar again



everyone enjoy your food....

 

[penguin]

A blackcurrant cheesecake and a pitcher of j2o please

 

[Drake Farstrider]

I love A-1 steak sauce, thanks Ponny!

 

[wiccanpony]

you\'re welcome Drake...I kind of like my steak rare.....poor Fluffy does have some flame control issues and he is a bit crossed eyed.. lol

 

[RedSevenBlue]

*walks by pushing cart full of cans* Urban burger lizard stakes! lol:innocent:

 

[spazzy]

Hey, IPM, thanks for getting the pie and coffee for Farstrider, my first night on the job and I\'m already getting complaints...

Okay, I have a pitcher of ice water for Vike *pours it in his lap*

And cheesecake and water for the man in the Tux. *sets them on table*

Next order?

 

[wiccanpony]

Originally posted by RedSevenBlue
*walks by pushing cart full of cans* Urban burger lizard stakes! lol:innocent:

Hey!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mumble, @&$#%^.. furious hand gestures, speaking archaic words......the steaks in the shopping cart begin to shift and meld into a confused Fluffy! always keep a reanimation spell handy.

getting out cellphone..making call to ASPCA lol

 

[penguin]

*cough* Waitress, I ordered j2o not h20 Maybe j2o doesn\'t exist where you live? I\'ll have the water instead though

 

[RedSevenBlue]

*hops in shopping cart and puls our oar and rows quickly away* HIBBERGA NURBLE ARGA NASA SPACE SHUTTLE!

 

[spazzy]

Sorry mr penguin, I\'ll fix that right away.

pssst...Bubba, what the hell is j2o?

 

[wiccanpony]

???WTF?!?!?! I thought Friday was “Bubba” topless night, I came early got a bar seat and waited...and waited...and waited...ZZZzzzzzzzZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz.

I fell asleep head cushioned on my cocktail napkin and was beset by notty dreams, something along the lines of the bar scene in “Coyote Ugly” only Bubba in tight jeans (what did you expect).:innocent:

When in the arms of Morpheus, I had a feeling I was being watched by some unknown malicious presence....I sluggishly cracked an eye open........ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!


a pair of beady Penguin eyes peeking over the bar!!! then they slowly sank behind the counter with evil tittering. This bodes no good.??? oh! and my witches broom is missing

 

[spazzy]

here, pony, have a whiskey with a coffee chaser, that might help you feel better.